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A collection of 100 very domineering words
1. I just want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.
2. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
3. I will grow old without you and become an orphan in my shadow. Why bother to abandon you and sigh in the world of mortals?
4. Don’t think about relying on others, but have goals and pursuits. This has nothing to do with age.
5. I tell those who think I have big breasts and no brains that my brain is as big as my breasts.
6. I want this heaven to no longer be able to cover my eyes, I want this earth to be able to bury my heart no longer, I want all living beings to understand my thoughts, and I want all Buddhas to disappear into thin air!
7. Everyone must take a determined path, even if it means being broken into pieces.
8. If the person I want to protect does not allow me to kill people indiscriminately, then my sword will be unsheathed for him alone for the rest of his life.
9. Don’t take the wrong path, otherwise you will go to jail. Don't take the underworld, or you'll get stabbed.
10. Even if you, the proud son of heaven, sit on thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, you will be nothing more than a handful of loess in the end.
11. You can’t get my heart even if you get my body.
12. Killing one is a sin, killing ten thousand is a hero; killing ten thousand of ten thousand is a hero among heroes.
13. Your meanness is like having to wear clothes every day, it cannot be changed.
14. I am who I am! I’m not just talking about football. In fact, I think I’m pretty good at sports commentary. I’m the standard for sports commentary on Chinese TV.
15. A girl’s sincerity is valuable, but a young woman’s price is higher. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away
16. Drunk and cherishing the sound of flowers, I want to ask where the dream is and where I am. At the peak turning point, harmony occurs like this, and the twisting does not stop for a while.
17. A ball tyrant is a player who shows dominance on the court. I want to be a ball tyrant on the court!
18. When I saw their wedding photo, I really wanted to photoshop it into black and white and hang it on the wall.
19. Those friendships that are broken up by just one word are simply bullshit friends.
20. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don’t take yourself too lightly; as long as you are still living on the earth, don’t take yourself too seriously.
21. Your yesterday is my love, your today is my love, and your tomorrow is my love.
22. If you are lying on the ground looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing upright and looking down at you.
23. A real tough man dares to face the bleak life. Another characteristic of a macho man is that he has to hide when he cries.
24. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old alone.
25. Since you all hate me so much, then get out of here and don’t get close to me so as not to lower your status.
26. Whoever disturbs my sleep during the day will not make you feel better at night.
27. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay in for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. Originally I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I'm **!
28. There are thousands of Marxist principles, but they all boil down to one sentence: Rebellion is justified!
29. Don’t use your stupid awe to test my princess laws?
30. I just like you, I just love you, it’s none of your business!
31. Don’t always blame God for being unfair to you. In fact, God has no idea who you are.
32. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.
33. You have to be famous early, and you have to rely on your brain to make money. Take it when it's time, if you don't love it, pull it down.
34. Learn to think, have a clear mind, understand your own insignificance, and avoid being narcissistic. Don't be too strong in everything because you are not as strong as you imagined!
35. Life is like a geared bicycle. Many people have never used some gears.
36. You poor little woman! But why do I like you again!
37. With your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.
38. You can’t reach the heights of the so-called eternity, and you can’t wait for the so-called eternity.
39. If a scholar wants to make progress, he must admire his work. If he admires his work, he will be established! If it is established, it will be successful; if it is not established, it can be established; if it is not established, it can be expected to be successful!
40. Who says being single is not good? Love is sincere and valuable, and freedom is more valuable. If you die single, you can throw away both.
41. I think it’s good to make phone calls. Every word you say is valuable.
42. If you still can't forget the person who hurt you, make his photo black and white, look at it when you miss him, and then tell yourself that he is dead.
43. My boyfriend’s name on the phone is “him”, and now, it has become “it”
44. I hate that I waited for your message for a long time, and the result was just one sentence ?Oh?, do you think I am telling stories or jokes?
45. Life ends in the human world, so why not return to the underworld after death. The world and hell are all similar, just like wandering in a foreign land.
46. Love all beautiful things, praise and enjoy the beauty they bring.
47. The most clearly heard sentence in today’s level 4 listening test: Now please ask the invigilator to take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.
48. One day, it’s not that I can’t tolerate the world, but that the world is no longer qualified to tolerate me.
49. What are rumors? Rumors are just words with weight. People's comments were repeatedly repeated by a group of 38 people.
50. If you scold me once, I will forgive you. If you scold me twice, I will forgive you. If you scold me three times, I will forgive you.
51. Never underestimate a creature that will bleed for a month and a week without dying.
52. Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, various skills.
53. Time is always old, the palest miss, the most roundabout injury
54. Women don’t need to be too beautiful, just go out and get it back!
55. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance; when I’m dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking brain.
56. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen, oxygen, or nitrogen? Then squat in the corner and explode!
57. Be a simple person, down-to-earth and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasies. Don't bother yourself.
58. Your leaving figure is still in front of me, and the enchanting cherry blossoms are floating in the wind.
59. The length of life does not matter, and it does not matter whether you live or die. As long as you hear the Tao in the morning, you can die in the evening.
60. With a sword in hand, the clouds move in all directions. Just ask the world, who is the hero?
61. When I was young, I listened to the piano on the balcony, and my family members were crazy about singing and singing. If I don’t believe that rivers and lakes make people grow old, I will laugh and talk about chasing the waves of dust.
62. Youth is like a cruel fairy tale, farces are staged like jokes.
63. What sends a person to hell is not the almost rogue and overbearing at the beginning, but the real greed behind the rogue and overbearing. Although the wail of starving to death is tragic, the moan of death is even more embarrassing.
64. Success is how high you bounce back after being knocked down into the abyss of disappointment.
65. In the remaining two hundred years of my life, I have never eaten too much food, and I have slept soundly for a long time with my husband. This is why.
66. I have always been unfaithful to those who betrayed me once, but not a hundred times.
67. Without a heart facing you, no one will think of you. The world is so big that there is no place for you.
68. The wind is blowing, and the question is cold, who drinks with you, and who dares to stand in the way? The swallow halberd will not be returned to the person who ordered it.
69. I fell in love with you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I will not miss you anymore, because I am not a scum among women.
70. People should not be too square or too round. One will hurt people and the other will make people stay away from you, so people should be oval!
71. Love has nothing more than two outcomes, either everyone goes back to their own homes, or your mother becomes my mother.
72. If you firmly believe that stones will bloom, then it will not only be the stones that bloom.
73. All good things in the world should belong to me, including you.
74. Don’t take yourself too seriously. In the eyes of others, you are nothing.
75. Who wants to snatch you away from me, unless you step over my body!
76. When you are alive, you must be kind to yourself and don’t become a sideshow in other people’s lives.
77. When I say I like you, you must hug me and say: Damn, I didn’t tell you earlier! ?I am domineering, and I also like my man to be domineering.
78. I am not Doraemon. Don’t always ask me for this or that.
79. If you hate me, I don’t mind at all. I don’t live for this. To please you.
80. Have a clear understanding of the weaknesses of human nature, but you must believe in sincere love and always have a pure yearning for love.
81. A lifetime is so long, so what’s the point of waiting for you?
82. People who like me are good people, people who don’t like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not human beings.
83. No matter who you are, you have your own limits. Especially trust.
84. Woman, you should live with dignity, laugh for others and cry for yourself.
85. Same. song. But no matter what. Can't hear it. of the past. melody.
86. No matter how vicissitudes of my life, one day I will smile beautifully.
87. How about beckoning to the gulls and birds on the seaside and watching the cloud dreams in my chest, close to my body? Chu Yue waited and listened, and his liver and gallbladder were in trouble.
88. If there is a will, things will come true. If the cauldron sinks the boat, one hundred and two Qin Passes will eventually belong to Chu; if there is a will, God will not let him down. If he sleeps on his salary and tastes courage, three thousand Yue Jia can devour Wu.
89. Cut off friendships with people who are malicious to you. Only when people break up with each other can they have close friends.
90. Don’t just talk to your father and your mother. Why don’t you stay at home when you are so filial?
91. If I die, my first words will be: I finally don’t have to be afraid of ghosts.
92. The Son of Heaven is the accumulation of all people, so the Son of Heaven should regard himself as one of many people, and regard the world as the world of the world.
93. There are always a few people in life who like to be mean. If I don’t stop you from being mean, it doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of it.
94. We should devote our whole body and mind to the cause of communism, worry about the suffering of the people, and have the future of the world in mind.
95. I have a fairy heart, which has been blocked by the mortal world for a long time. When the dust will be exhausted, the light will shine through thousands of mountains and rivers!
96. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away.
97. Roses are yours; chocolates are yours; diamonds are yours; you are mine.
98. Just listen to me. Only I am qualified to make you cry in the future!
99. In fact, you are not so handsome that it is not obvious, but you are too ugly.
100. It is very painful now, but when you look back after a while, you will find that it does not even count. thing.
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