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1, the cow hit the high-voltage line, which was really thunderous. ?
The garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the fence. ?
As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?
In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette. ?
I am blind only because I saw you one more time in the crowd.
6. At the beginning of life, nature is good, you pay, I eat. Yidian market network
7. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.
8. The wind is really blowing hard, blowing my cell phone signal into Unicom!
9, you don't always day by day, you old bitch is almost pregnant.
10, the base is also an art, let's do this art well together!
1 1, don't be optimistic, like a fart, think you can shake the world.
12, BBK lighter, where is it?
13. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space, and in less than two seconds, he died with a bang.
14, if I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
Funny language laughs to death 2
1, I like children, and I like the process of being a child!
2. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.
It is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men to turn girls into women.
Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.
5, don't be coquettish, just touch the world with lewdness. Yidian market network
6, spring is not called out, it is a real knife!
7. It is better to have a virgin in China than in Japan.
8, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?
Honey, I'm … I'm pregnant … for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you're not responsible …
10, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.
1 1. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
12, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
Funny language laughs to death 3
1, smoking is the art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.
2, Mimi fell a big bowl, be afraid!
People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.
4, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.
5, stay up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.
6, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani. Yidian market network
7. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.
8. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him.
9. Life is too short to be sexy.
10, Part I: It may seem to be; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.
1 1, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.
12, dare to admit mistakes and resolutely do not change.
13, a man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.
14, the oath is just a temporary' slip of the tongue'.
15. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.
16, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.
17, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.
18, from heaven to hell, I was just passing by.
19. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.
20. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.
2 1, endure or be cruel.
22. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.
23, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.
24. For a girl, getting pregnant is a matter of time.
25, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.
26. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me …
27. All the people I like are on the hard disk.
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