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New year's day drama script
Narrator: It is said that after Qin Shihuang unified the six countries, he worked hard for his country all day and suddenly felt that life was boring. therefore ...
Qin: (takes out his mobile phone and makes a phone call) Ai Qing, I haven't answered Reese's email these days. The boy is busy chatting with beautiful women on time. Just me. I don't even have a speaker. Ah ... (Qin Shihuang sighs)
Richard: (rolling his eyes) Your Majesty, I will give you a satisfactory answer within three days.
Narrator: Three days later.
Scene 1:
Qin Shihuang: (drinking Sprite and eating potato chips, with little plums fanning the flames behind)
Xiao Lizi: My king, after the sea election, semi-finals and finals, four peerless beauties will stand out today ... (Qin Shihuang motioned to start) Please welcome Beauty No.65438 +0!
XiaoLizi: My king, this first beauty is Obama's sister. If she can be elected, the tense diplomatic situation with the United States will be eased.
Beauty number 1, name: Maria, native place: America, family member: brother, US President Barack Obama ...)
Maria: (walking on the runway and entering the hall in a fashionable miniskirt) Oh, dear, I can't wait to see you! (At the end of the speech, he swooped down to Qin Shihuang at a speed of 100 meters, and Qin was scared to stumble to the ground. At this time, our poor Qin couldn't resist such a passionate and strong offensive, just like an out-of-body experience, and Maria was very disappointed. Xiao helped Qin, dusted him with a handkerchief, and pulled Maria aside. )
Xiaolizi: You are crazy!
Maria: Emperor China is so handsome that I want to marry him! (Half-spoken Mandarin, a little finger. After that, Maria sent a telegram to Qin again, and Qin felt a chill rushing straight to his spine. )
Xiaolizi: Go home first. I'll call you later. Good boy! Somehow, Xiao has become semi-neutral. )
Maria: Then I'll wait for your call! (Go away)
Scene 2
Qin: (Qin, who is in a good mood, is ready to meet the next beautiful woman, indicating a small start)
Xiao Lizi: Please welcome Beauty No.2. ...
(No.2 Kerry, the leader of the National Beggars' Guild, nicknamed Beggars' Girl)
The beggar girl looks like an aborigine, dressed in a grotesque beggar costume and holding a dog stick in her hand. )
Beggar: I heard that you are the emperor! You are more handsome than the poster on the wall! You and I are a perfect couple. (Qin reveals a smug and insidious expression. Only a handsome man like you can be worthy of being the biggest beggar leader in Wulin! (using & gt Chen Xinyi's mother's tone)
Narrator: Although she is barely a beauty, it should not be easy to be a beggar's husband! (Qin Sifu)
Beggar girl: You must feel that you have no good life with me, but our beggars are listed now. Look what I'm wearing. Rolls-Royce is parked outside the hall, and the house is in the upscale residential area of Lishan. But if you want to marry me, you must promise me several conditions first: NO 1, all your assets are in my charge. There can be no other woman except me. Third, massage me for an hour every day. ...
Qin: Stop, stop, stop! Bodyguards, bodyguards ... (Qin's impression of her dropped rapidly, so he called bodyguards to avoid being attacked)
Narrator: n minutes later
Beggar: Hahaha ... (The beggar grinned), my dear majesty, your bodyguard has accepted my 7-day double flight to Hawaii for a holiday!
Qin: small ... (pointing to the beggar's wife, Qin was so angry that he almost vomited blood)
(I dare not neglect, dragging the coveted beggar out of the temple. )
Beggar: Your Majesty ... (The beggar seems to be still crying)
Scenario 3:
Qin: Not bad, but it's too sticky. I can't stand it! Great!
XiaoLizi: Yes, the third beauty!
Beauty number three, nicknamed "man and woman", is wild and unruly.
Dressed in a white shirt, tie or men's T-shirt, with a hip-hop attitude, he strode into the hall, put his pocket in, and turned a blind eye to Qin Shihuang with his head down. Qin wanted to have an attack, but he had to put up with it because of his face.
Qin: This. ...
Male-female: (Qin Shihuang was interrupted by a male-female before he finished speaking) Can you play basketball? Can you dance street dance? Can you sing karaoke? Can you skate? No, it's impossible!
Qin: ... (speechless)
Man-woman: If my dad hadn't been urging me to get married, if I hadn't happened to see your fierce competition order on the Internet, if those opponents were just so pitiful, how could I stand in front of a bad old man like you!
Qin: ... (His face is flushed and his sleeves are piled up)
Man and woman: What, do you want to fight? Come on! (Man and woman hook her little finger, defiantly)
(Qin Shihuang didn't care about the majesty of the monarch at all, and he fought with the tiger and leopard! Several people went back and forth, and Xiao Lizi felt that their posture was a bit strange and scratched his head. In fact, the two have already started tango. )
The man and woman, as if aware of something, shook hands quickly. Run outside the temple! )
Qin: Ah ... (Reaching for it, only to find that she has already disappeared) So she is a master!
Scene 4
Qin Shihuang, after several concubines, has never recovered.
Qin: Xiao, I said, do you want to kill me? Although they are not ugly, they all behave differently from ordinary people. If you do this again next time, I'll throw you into the Huangpu River to feed the fish! (Qin gnashes her teeth)
Li: A few girls who didn't like talking before changed their temperament when they saw you. This must be because your majesty is so handsome (going around Qin) {narrator: Xiao began to flatter his unique skill again! } You are the God-wise, chinese odyssey, God-loved, popular and even-handed Your Majesty! You are n times more handsome than Beckham and James Bond.
Qin: (I'm not ashamed either. I pretend that I don't want to pay for my life, shaking my head.) Yes, is there a more perfect man in the world than me? Isn't there another one?
Li: OK, please welcome Beauty No.4..
No.4 Jiali (name: Furong, daughter of a minister, has a crush on Qin since childhood, but ...)
(Furong, wearing a white mosquito net, walks behind Sandy and still hides half of her face in front of us. Her dignified posture makes Qin who is drinking a drink accidentally choke. )
Qin: Ahem. ...
Hibiscus: Maid Hibiscus meets your Majesty (after a series of ceremonies).
Qin: (walking around Furong) Furong is a gentle and graceful woman. Have we met?
Furong: Even if we have met, so what? Love (to oneself)
The deeper I am, the bigger my birthmark is. Unless you can ignore my appearance and really love me, my birthmark will fade away, but the dream is just a dream after all. How can I expect anything? Now you stand in front of me, at my fingertips. (Lotus lifts the hair that covers half of the face. When Qin saw the red birthmark, his face suddenly became gloomy. Lotus has a panoramic view of Qin's expressions and actions and salutes Qin. )
Furong: Your Majesty, please forgive my rudeness. I'm Sister Furong, an internet sensation, and everyone loves me. Since I was angry, I don't know how many famous gentlemen fell at my feet, but the handmaiden never really looked at them. I heard that your majesty chose a concubine, and the handmaiden thought it was me. What does your majesty think of handmaiden (another spit s type)
Qin: Xiao Rong, I didn't know what love was, so this is love! Let nature take its course and be ugly. After all, he is an online celebrity. I believe in the eyes of the masses!
Scene 5
A few months later
Qin: "I'm dead!" "I heard someone shouting from a distance. What's the name of the concubine? She doesn't accompany me. Every day, she either goes to Shang Yan or gives a concert. But the point is that no one wants to invest. The money in the vault is squandered by her every day. How can I explain it to people all over the world? Someone, in my humble opinion, demoted Furong to a civilian and sent her to the Himalayas to guard the mountain for me, so that she never dared to come out and scare people again!
From then on, in the days when Lotus had no worries, the King of Qin began to concentrate on political affairs and make progress every day.
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