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Guess who he is. He wears a pair of glasses on his flat nose. There is a short beard on the chin, pointing to the ground, like a thorn on a hedgehog. The beard under the nose is tightly attached to the lips. The wrinkles on my forehead are like ripples on the lake in a stick figure, and I can see at a glance that I am getting old. He has a scar the size of a coin on his face. Whenever I curiously ask what this is, he always smiles humorously and says, "This is a souvenir of the God of Wealth."
He always likes to wear headphones to listen to music when doing housework; I also like reading books. He likes neatness, and his wardrobe and bookcases are always in good order. He also often teaches us how to organize our belongings and rooms.
I remember that before the start of this semester, my brother cleared out all the unnecessary books and materials, but I didn't know what to do with them, so I asked him for help. I watched him consult one by one and separate one by one. I was bored and ran back to my room. After a while, a voice said, "sissy, my brother has a new unused password book." Do you want it? " . As soon as I heard this, I ran over and saw that he had arranged all the books into three piles. One pile is still useful for my brother, the other pile is a lot of extracurricular books that my brother doesn't need but thinks I can read, and the other pile is useless or outdated learning books and printed matter. I really admire looking at these classified books! I took the password book and said happily, "You are amazing! Thank you! " Then move the pile of books I can use to my room and his room. He also taught me how to put these books. I'm really glad to see more books on my neat bookcase!
Who is he? Please guess.
Guess who he is. He is a little taller than me. Square face, bright eyes, always upturned corners of the mouth, small white teeth that smile neatly, and two shallow dimples. He is strong enough to pick up Yuan Xiaoming, a heavyweight in the class. You will like such an attractive little boy at first sight.
I remember that he was very strong. I remember when I was in grade one, one day he was knocked down by a senior classmate on the playground. The blood on his leg was still flowing, but he gritted his teeth and didn't cry. I helped him limp into the classroom, and I didn't hear him shout pain from beginning to end.
He loves sports. I once participated in table tennis training with him, and we often gave each other a tacit look and knew what each other was going to do. Later, he took part in very hard sailing training. Whether it is cold or hot, he sails freely on the water for hours, and he is often soaked to the skin. That day, I went to Xuanwu Lake to watch the sailing competition. Dark clouds rolled in the air. I heard that he capsized during a training session. I asked him if he was afraid. He said that the coach also said that he had no physical advantage and no flexibility as others. He also thought about giving up halfway, and finally found the sport more challenging and overcame his fears. These, on the contrary, make him more motivated and continue to be the brave self he is now. While speaking, he looked up and laughed, only to see the dark clouds dispersed and the sun shining on the water ahead. He sang happily, "There is a small white boat in the blue sky and the Milky Way." It's time to get on board. He turned around and waved. He looks so handsome with confidence.
Not long ago, he won the third place in the national sailing competition, and since then he has been nicknamed "Fengshen" in our class.
This is my good friend. Guess who he is?
Guess who he is. He is a boy with yellow skin, tall, short eyebrows, big ears, big eyes and a round face with small dimples. He can get up on time every day, brush his teeth and wash his face, then whistle happily to school and go home at five o'clock in the afternoon.
Once, I accidentally broke the correction tape. At that time, I was doing my homework and I made several mistakes. I need a correction tape, so I'm anxious. Then I went to ask my mother what to do, and my mother didn't help. At this time, my brother patted me on the shoulder and said, "Let me help you!" " "After that, I immediately brought my bad correction tape. My brother looked at it and said, "It's not a big problem. It's just that the paper is broken, but I specialize in repairing this kind of thing. " I smiled and watched my brother fix the tape. After about five minutes, my brother handed me a new correction tape. He said to me, "Be careful next time and don't break it again. "Say that finish, I picked up the correction tape and went to do my homework happily.
Another time, I was in my hometown. It was very hot that day. I climbed trees there. I climbed to the highest place. I am very happy. But I looked down and was scared to death. He came up to me and said, "What are you doing up there?" "I want to come up to play, but I can't come down." My brother said to me, "Then I'll help you down!" I said, "Is that okay?" My brother said, "Of course! Don't worry. " "Then you must receive me when I come down." "Don't be afraid."
I thought, I don't have to be afraid, I don't have to be afraid. So I closed my eyes and jumped down. I opened my eyes and saw that he received me. I am very happy. I smiled and said to him, "Thank you!" He also smiled and said to me, "You're welcome!"
Guess who he is. Yes, he is my brother. He is a very clever and kind brother.
Guess who he is. Recently, a boy came to our class. He not only brought a lot of trouble to everyone, but also brought a series of jokes.
Scene 1: He is very inattentive in class. While others are listening attentively, he plays tricks in the drawer, playing with pencils and erasers and reading other books ... In short, he plays with whatever is in the drawer. The teacher gave him a few white eyes, and he didn't feel anything until the teacher gave him a big mouthful. Then he pretended to be innocent, pushed his glasses, blinked his poor little eyes and pursed his mouth as if to ask, "Why are you so loud?" You are disturbing my good deeds! "
Shot 2: Besides not listening carefully in class, he also has one of the biggest characteristics, that is, his movements are super slow. It is normal for a teacher to take notes in class, but he seems to have nothing to do with himself, doing his own thing leisurely, and asking the teacher to remind him n times in each class. The most terrible thing is that in math class, he stared at the blackboard in a daze until everyone finished writing, so he wrote slowly and finally the class was extended. I really don't know if this person is conceived by Brother Tortoise.
Scene 3: Self-study on Wednesday afternoon, because the teacher is not here, so the students are in charge. As the saying goes, "when the tiger is not at home, the monkey is king." This sentence suits him best. I saw him swaggering out of the classroom, strolling outside the classroom, strolling back to the classroom with measured steps, biting open the milk bag, pouring the milk into the cup, and then preparing to have a good drink. Unfortunately, it was stopped by the class cadres. This guy still looks puzzled: "Why can't you drink?" As soon as this was said, everyone had already burst into laughter.
Who is he? Even the famous Ding Jian.
Guess who he is. He is not tall, with a small face, a pair of bright eyes under his faint eyebrows, and a pair of glasses with sky-blue frames on his nose. At first glance, he is very learned and dark-skinned, as if he were from Africa. When he smiles, his mouth will show two small white tiger teeth, and his black hair will stand up one by one. He seems to be a veritable brush head and can brush the floor. Although he is very young, he is full of ink. He is a child and he has good discipline. Whenever his classmates are disobedient, he will sternly point out, "Sit down quickly."
I often call him "Scud" because he has two big quickness: fast homework and fast running. At noon, when the students returned to the classroom, some were walking in the corridor, some were playing games, and some were frolicking ... He was unmoved, only to see him writing hard with a pen in his hand, and sometimes his brow turned into the word "Sichuan", and sometimes he thought on his cheek, and sometimes he turned over the information, and his homework was finished in a short time. In the afternoon, the teacher said, "Hand in your homework!" All the other students were flushed with anxiety, but he raised his hand confidently and said, "I'm finished!" " I've had enough. "The students were shocked when they heard that their mouths were as big as watermelons. When running, when the teacher gave the order, he jumped out like a bullet, and his legs turned as fast as a mechanical motor. He has a wide range of hobbies. He reads widely and likes playing violin, Go and football. On the court, he is also the protagonist. When playing football, he cooperated with his teammates and ran across the half-court quickly. Kick an "enemy" to grab the ball, and his teammates cover it in the rear. He runs forward to get the ball to break through and attract the other side to grab the ball. He leaned forward and quickly passed the ball to his teammates, who adjusted the direction of the ball and kicked it into the goal. ...
Students, do you know who he is? He is just. ...
Guess who he is. One sunny afternoon, under a big tree, sat a beautiful little girl. She is reading a book carefully, and the breeze blows on her face. ...
Suddenly, she heard a moan, which made people feel so sad. She couldn't help looking up in the direction where the voice was flying. It turned out that a puppy was resting under another big tree. She stood up and went forward to have a look. Wow, what a cute, furry body and short legs, right? Why is this leg ... this leg is red-the puppy's leg is hurt! At that time, she was just watching this scene, but the two "I's" in her mind were engaged in a fierce "war of words". A "I" dressed in white said, "Come on, answer quickly and cure it!" "How come! Haven't you heard that clean mom has said it dozens of times? Stop carrying small animals home! It is not enough to have a kitten! Are you still like this, not afraid of your mother's' bamboo shoots and fried meat'? " Another "I" dressed in black said that I was scared, but that didn't make me a self-indulgent person. You see, how pitiful this puppy is, looking at you eagerly. Don't you have any sympathy? "Another person was speechless. That's settled! She resolutely took the poor puppy home. When I got home, my mother happened to be sitting in the living room watching TV. As soon as my mother saw the puppy, her face suddenly turned sunny and cloudy, and she said sharply, "Look at you, it's not enough to have a kitten, and you even brought back a dirty puppy, making trouble!" "Take it out quickly and don't dirty the floor I just mopped!" "Why are you so heartless! Can't you see that the puppy is hurt? Can't you see how pathetic this puppy is? You ... how can you be so cruel! " Say that finish, he rushed into the room, slammed the door and quietly stopped bleeding and healed the dog. ...
In a blink of an eye, a week passed and the dog's injury healed.
Now, you can see her and the dog playing happily under that big tree almost every afternoon.
Guess what? That little girl is-me.
Guess who he is. Composition 7 monkey's face-it changes as soon as you say it. Have you ever heard this two-part allegorical saying? But in our class, there really is such a "grandson monkey". Changing face is faster than turning pages.
"Hey, I'll call!" This "Monkey Sun" is fighting with people with great interest. Left hook, right hook, face jump skin strength, don't put others in the eye, hey hey, at this time, someone else to sweep the legs. The movement was light, but I was lying on the ground screaming, with a painful expression on my face, frowning, pouting, closing my eyes and sobbing from time to time. That's a real pity. This time, the other party relented. Come and have a look. Who knows, he hit the other person's nose as soon as he opened his eyes, and the enemy repeatedly retreated and lay on the ground. However, he looked as if his trick had succeeded and smiled there. Just a pitiful face, instantly turned into a crazy smile, his eyes bent into a crescent, his mouth opened, revealing his unique cross-shaped front teeth. How's it going? Gave up, right? You look contemptuous, but how have you changed? How can you change your face like a master? You can change your face in minutes and kill the audience in minutes! The other party said helplessly.
At this moment, somehow, he left him alone and walked away. Then came a disgusting voice-"Oh, give me-give me some cookies?" He has a coquetry face. I also shook Chen's hand from time to time. All right! Chen couldn't stand such disgusting words, so he gave them to him. Who knows, he immediately changed his face, "ha ha ha! I see! " The evil smirk echoed in the classroom.
This guy is a monkey! Doesn't a makeover mean change Guess who he is.
Guess who he is. Today I introduce you to a handsome guy. Guess who he is!
His hair is hard and straight, like a needle tip, and sometimes it will even make you feel pain if you accidentally touch it! Round head, like a big grapefruit Eyes bright, shining with wisdom. His mouth looks unremarkable, but his words are as sweet as honey. Two rows of teeth in the mouth are as white as snow, and they shine when they smile. He likes to laugh. A little joke can keep him laughing. When he laughs, his eyebrows bend like two crescent moons.
He is very cute, sometimes cute, sometimes brave, even the teacher is not afraid. He is like this, with uncertain personality, but excellent grades, good at thinking and smart.
He likes to be clever, but he is often fooled by cleverness. Once in class, he secretly painted. Seeing the teacher coming, he quickly hid the drawing paper in his desk, took out his book and pretended to read. The teacher nodded and said with satisfaction to the students who had just deserted: Look at what you are doing and what others are doing! Not convinced, the classmate next to him took out his hidden drawing paper and said, teacher, he is drawing! Finally, the teacher severely criticized him directly.
He loves playing football and table tennis, both of which have won glory for our class! After class, our two brothers often practice together.
He is very kind. I remember one time I forgot to bring a cardboard, and he offered to lend me a cardboard. I am grateful to him until now.
Students, having said so much, have you guessed who he is?
Guess who he is. He is eight years old and studies in Class 3 (1) of Yiyuan Primary School.
He is tall and thin with fair skin. Chinese character face, flat head, a pair of bright black eyes under the faint eyebrows, like a pair of black grapes. Seeing his familiar classmates, he smiled gently and showed a sweet smile.
He is a helpful child. Whenever he sees someone in trouble, he always lends a helping hand, just like timely rain within his power. With him, I always say that he meddles. However, he always turns a deaf ear to what others say. I remember once, on the first day of school, he and his good friends were playing on the playground. Just then, the bell rang. They rushed to the classroom and ran. He saw a little boy crying. He stopped, bent down and asked, "What's the matter, little brother?" My brother sobbed and said, "I ... don't know where the classroom is?" His friend glared at him. "Mind your own business, you will be late soon." He said to his friend, "Go ahead, I'll take this little friend to the classroom." Alas, they are good friends. They had to send the first-grade children to the classroom together and hurried into the classroom. The teacher severely criticized them.
He also likes swimming. In summer, he and his friends go swimming in the community every night. When he swims, he plays freely in the water like a little frog. I remember once, the community held a swimming competition. They all signed up for the competition, and he swam to the finish line at once, and his friends fell behind him for a long time. Finally, he won the first place.
Can you guess who he is? Ha ha! He is me, Cai Chengyou!
Guess who he is. There is a boy in the class. He is my friend. He is a lively little boy. He always can't sit still in class, as if he had bugs on him. After class, he will jump up and down on the table, then run to the playground, climb the basketball stand and watch the students play football. Do you want to know who he is? Look at my introduction, please guess.
His appearance is also very interesting. He is tall, but his body is thin, just like a small tree. His face is very white, his face is like square ears, his eyes are shining like two black gems, and his teeth are as white as snowflakes.
He is very complacent. He combs his hair beautifully every morning, just like Nezha's hair in the movie. There are two lightning bolts carved on both sides of his head. The students screamed when they saw his modeling: "Wow! This handsome guy! Cool! " The clothes he wears are beautiful, too. Sometimes he wears a military cap, uniform, trousers and shoes, just like a PLA soldier.
His advantage is that he runs fast, but his biggest disadvantage is that he is active. He never listens to the teacher in class. He has many hobbies, such as playing basketball, swimming, running, practicing Taekwondo and playing football. He has a kind personality and will help others. For example, if a classmate forgets to bring an eraser, he will lend it to him for one day.
One of his great characteristics is that he likes hearsay. Once the teacher said that he would take the exam, but he heard that he didn't have to take it. He told me that I didn't review and got 50 points. I can't listen to it anymore.
Students, have you guessed? He is Junho from our class.
Guess who he is. Composition 1 1 He is 8 years old and goes to Xiasha Primary School.
He is tall, chubby, with a round face and a bulging belly. He walks like a ball rolling on the ground. White skin, short hair, curved eyebrows, like a pair of new moons. There are a pair of black and round eyes under the eyebrows, like a pair of black grapes. A straight nose and red lips will reveal two big tiger teeth when you smile.
Mother says he is a good boy who loves reading. Once you see a book, grab it. When those paragraphs jump into his mind, he will forget the time, forget everything around him and be completely immersed in the story of the book. On Sunday, he gets up in the morning with an Aesop fable, sleeps at night with a bedtime story and eats at noon with an encyclopedia. Once, when mom and dad were not at home, he leaned on the bed alone and wanted to read for a while. Who knows, he watched for hours and saw the moon.
He is also a boy with excellent grades. I remember this year's final exam, the teacher announced the results. Chinese 98 points, math 100. When he learned his score, his eyes narrowed into a thin line and his face was bulging. He couldn't help reaching out his hands and making a gesture of victory. The teacher praised him, and the progress this semester is very obvious. The students all looked at him with envy. After class, I went to him and asked him about his study methods. He said: "The key is to read more books after class."
This is him-Huang Xile, a child who loves reading and has good grades. Would you like to make friends with him?
Guess who he is. Composition 12 He has black hair, eyes as bright as grapes, a big mouth that loves to laugh, a short neck and a big head. He looks funny. He is very strong and likes to wear a green T-shirt, a pair of black shorts and a pair of black and white sandals and slippers.
He is not only handsome, but also has many special hobbies!
He likes reading books. Every time he meets a good book, he will pick it up and read it. Books will make him forget time, study, eat, sleep and everything.
Once, a friend asked him to climb a mountain with him. When he got up, he found that there were still two hours before the appointed time. So he picked up a book and read it with relish. In a short time, he fell into the kingdom of books. It's the appointed time, and he hasn't put down his book yet. My friend is tired of waiting. Call him. The harsh ringing of the telephone pulled it out of Father Fox's hole. "Hello, hello!" "Aren't you here to climb the mountain?" "What? ! Climbing a mountain? Sorry, I forgot to look, I am leaving! " . After arriving, my friend said helplessly, "What a nerd! Ah ... "
He also has his own little emotions. When he is calm, he is a "passenger plane". You can talk to him about anything. When his mood changes greatly, the "plane" is in the "climbing" stage and his mood is very unstable. You must not provoke him at this time, or he will become an "H -2 bomber" to bomb you. Then, he will go back to his seat and think about it. This is called "landing".
Probably because his mood changes like an airplane taking off and landing, and he likes airplanes very much. Now he is studying aviation dynamics to make his experimental paper plane fly farther and higher. In the future, he will fly a really big plane, then start an airline and live a life of manufacturing, buying and flying planes.
After writing his masterpiece, he showed it to his father. Dad said that this boy looks like him. "What? ! Like him? " It's him-Wu Yanzhe from Class 4 (3). "
Guess who he is. He is a handsome boy in our class, Kawaii. Of course, he is also the most popular girl in our class. He and I have a good relationship. Me, him, Wang Guangfei, the three of us are the famous iron triangle in our school, and we all have a share in good and bad things. I think you must want to know who he is. Now, listen to me slowly!
He is not tall and his face is not white, but he has a good relationship. His classmates all like to play with him (especially girls). His nose is not tall, but his small nose just fits his face. He is not big, but he is strong, and most people can't beat him with their wrists. He likes wrestling very much. He said I can wrestle, so he must compete with me. He is very competitive. He must be the first in his studies. If I did, he would definitely compare me. I remember once, my composition won the first place in the grade. After class, I went to talk to him: "Zhang Yi, what's the matter? I won the first place, but I am not convinced? " His face was a little unconvinced and he said, "Hum, look at it next time, but you can't spend it on anyone!" " "He is also very comfort. Once my mother went to the hospital for an operation, Zhang Yi knew that I had something on my mind and said, "Huang Licheng, we are all a big group. Say something casually. Maybe we can help you, right? " When I said it, Zhang Yi said, "It's okay. People who eat whole grains are not sick. We believe that your mother will get better. You should cheer up and study hard. Only in this way will your mother feel at ease and get better faster ... "After listening, my mood is much better.
This is my good classmate-Zhang Yi, my good friend.
Guess who he is. There is a very greedy little guy in our house. He wolfed down the food we gave him every time, then looked up and looked around, as if he was not full. At this time, we found something to eat and sent it to him. When he was full, he fell asleep immediately when he got home.
With a pair of peas eyes, he always likes to stretch his neck and look around, wearing a yellow-brown dress and carrying a big brown backpack, walking slowly. Whenever there is sunshine, try to face it and bathe it.
He is not only a foodie, a sunshine lover, but also a coward. Whenever a stranger approaches him, he gives up the sunshine and food and desperately wants to escape from home: he walks in a panic, slides desperately, turns his clumsy body and staggered home. After a long time, he turned around, slowly leaned out a head from home and kept looking around. If he sees someone, he will tilt his neck back and look scared, but if he doesn't see anyone, he will suddenly tilt his neck back and look scared. Continue to bask in the sun, eat comfortably, climb the The Upper Terrace from time to time, stretch and yawn, and enjoy this wonderful time ... Besides, he is a guy who has been bitten by a snake for ten years. That day, an uninvited guest in red armor broke into his territory. He wants to hunt and make uninvited guests his lunch. Just as he approached confidently, he was discovered. He craned his neck to lead at lightning speed. Who knows, uninvited guests are not without harm. I saw the uninvited guest raise his scissors and give him a good pinch. He immediately drew back his neck and ran away in confusion. In the next few days, whenever the uninvited guests came out for a stroll, he shrank back and went home depressed and unhappy. In this way, they have always lived in peace and never made trouble.
This is him, a good partner of our family, greedy, sunny, timid ... Students, have you guessed who he is?
Guess who he is. She has curly hair, a pair of crescent-shaped eyebrows, bright eyes under her eyebrows, a straight nose, a small cherry mouth and, yes, two deep dimples. She likes to wear a pink coat, a white skirt, black and white shoes and a white fur coat. What a perfect match!
She is very introverted. I remember once after class, everyone went out to play, but she sat in a corner of the classroom, waiting for class without saying a word. When the teacher asks questions in class, she will, but she won't raise her hand.
She likes reading very much. Just go to her house and look at her bookcase to see how much she loves reading. Once, we made an appointment to play basketball in the basketball court, but I went downstairs to her house without even looking at her figure. I waited for her for half an hour. I knocked on her door before she came down. I waited a long time before she opened the door. It turned out that she was studying there. I said to her helplessly, "why are you still studying?" We agreed to play basketball today? " She said, "Sorry, I completely forgot."
She is still a person who can't find money. The last time we came home from school together, we walked for a while. She let go of my hand and said kindly, "Wait for me for a while, and I'll get something." I said, "Okay." After a while, she came back, and I found that she had 200 yuan more in her hand. I wondered, "Why do you have 200 yuan more in your hand?" She said, "I found this." I said, "Are we going to spend it?" She said, "No, we'll wait here for a while. Its owner will definitely come to find it. " We waited for almost an hour, and the owner of the money finally came. She said, "Thank you, little girls." We both said in unison, "You're welcome. This is what we should do. " We left happily. From then on, I think she is a person who is both helpful and can't afford to lose money.
Dear students, I have said so much. Have you guessed who she is?
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