Who is in charge of my youth? Funny or classic lines.

1 Classic lines and quotations of My Youth Who Is the Master

As another masterpiece of Zhao Baogang after Struggle, Who is the Master of My Youth is bound to attract everyone's attention. After watching several episodes, I feel that it is still so wonderful, especially the lines in it are really funny and classic. I believe this will soon become a topic that everyone will talk about. I believe that this TV program, which has assembled Lu Yi, Wang Luodan and zhuyuchen, will set off another heat wave. I have excerpted some lines here for your appreciation

1. (Fang Yu hangs up in the hospital, and Qian Xiaoyang asks Fang Yu what he does)

Qian Xiaoyang: What do you do? You can't be in business.

Fang Yu: sort of.

Qian Xiaoyang: What's your business?

Fang Yu: You are also a part-time policeman.

2. (Qian Xiaoyang is on his way to Beijing with his family on his back)

Fang Yu: Are you going to continue to be a nurse when you return to Beijing?

Qian Xiaoyang: I'm sick. I went all the way to Beijing to wait on patients?

3. Fang Yu: Since you follow your father so much, you might as well change your name. (Qian Xiaoyang's father's name is Qian Jin)

Qian Xiaoyang: What are you trying to say?

Fang Yu: There's a KTV in Beijing with a very lucky name, called the Cashier. Since the day it opened, you've been pouring money into it. You love making money so much. I'll change it for you, and I'm sure it's lucky.

Qian Xiaoyang: Call the cash box.

Fang Yu: It's not so nice ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It's called the money jar

4. (Li Pali's conversation with her mother Yang 'er)

Li Pali: The two (aunts) have a good relationship, and family happiness is more important than money.

Yang Er: When she is short of money, see if she is happy. Your sister-in-law is just a person who doesn't want to make progress and doesn't know how to realize self-worth. Unlike me, she is so enterprising. This is the difference between a sparrow and a swan.

Li Buli: I have always felt that my aunt's family is warmer than ours, and the family atmosphere is particularly good.

yang er: that's because the two finches in their family got together, unlike my family, where I ended up looking for a finch.

5. (After Li Pali learned about his parents' divorce)

Li Pali: Is it possible for you to get back together?

Li's father and mother answered at the same time: no.

Li Mu: It's a retrogression of history to get back together after leaving.

Li Fu: Your mother and I have spent 2 years proving a mistake. There is no need to prove it again.

6. (Qian Xiaoyang forcibly stayed at Fang Yu's house for three days, and Fang Yu's girlfriend came)

Fang Yu: She has nowhere to go. I kindly took her in, and now it's time to drive her out. I promise I won't drive you out when you come.

Fang's girlfriend: it's not convenient for you to receive me now.

Fang Yu: It's very convenient for me. You (pointing to Qian Xiaoyang), go out for a while.

Qian Xiaoyang: You think I'm in the way.

Fang Yu stood up: This is my home at least.

Qian Xiaoyang: I understand. To give convenience to others is to give convenience to yourself. How long will it take you?

7. (Fang Yu locked the door after kicking Qian Xiaoyang out, and Qian Xiaoyang climbed in through the window, and called cousin in the evening)

Qian Xiaoyang was lying at the window: Where are you going? Come up.

Zhao Qingchu (cousin): Did you get permission?

Qian Xiaoyang: It's the same as my home.

Li Pali (cousin): Then you still let us climb the window?

Qian Xiaoyang: God doesn't open the door but opens the window. It's all the same.

8. (Qian Xiaoyang came out of the window the next day and met the aunt of the neighborhood committee, who was taken back to the neighborhood committee office, and asked her cousin Zhao Qingchu for help.)

Qian Xiaoyang said to the aunts, My sister is a master of law school and works as a lawyer in the most famous office in Beijing, so she can defend me.

Zhao takes out his ID card: This can prove it.

aunt: you can prove it, but you still can't prove her.

Qian: What's the matter? Let's have a DNA test.

Zhao kicked the money: We are cousins, so DNA can't be tested.

money: ah. Our DNA is still different.

Supplement (maybe there is repetition _):

Sample: My name is Qian Xiaoyang. My size is small, but my appearance is similar. It's not atmospheric, but it's cute.

demo: guess my dad's name?

Fang Yu: Money-oriented.

demo: come on! Your father is a money-oriented person!

Fang Yu: What's your father's name?

demo: money. Enter. Come on.

demo: so what do you do? You can't be in business.

Fang Yu: sort of.

demo: what's your business?

Fang Yu: You are also a part-time policeman.

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demo: what are you trying to say?

Fang Yu: There's a KTV in Beijing with a very lucky name, called the Cashier. Since the day it opened, you've been pouring money into it. You love making money so much. I'll change it for you, and I'm sure it's lucky.

demo: it's called a cash box.

Fang Yu: It's not that nice. It's called a money jar.

Sample: "Don't worry, Lao Mu, you will get up wherever you fall. I won't bother you this time and find a job by yourself." Immediately start applying at home, "Second Aunt, do you want me to work with you?"

young: "stop! The whole family knows that our company does not engage in family business and puts an end to nepotism. " Sample: "Don't they all say that you don't avoid relatives?"

yang er: "where are you virtuous? It's idleness! "

demo: others didn't turn back until they hit the south wall, but I didn't turn back when I hit it. I'm going to cross it.

demo: do you like me or me?

demo: if love can't stand killing, what else can?

Fang Yu borrowed 2, yuan. The sample said, "You are a big idiot. You are obviously a snail, but you insist on grabbing the shell of someone else's tortoise. You are not afraid of being overweight and crushing you to death."

Fang Yu said, "The metaphor is very appropriate, but my listener is very embarrassed. Can you change it into a crab shell?".

Xiao Yang cried and said, "I hate you".

demo: even if the sky falls, I can't delay eating well.

Fang Yu: You are really worthy of your surname Qian, and you have a money-oriented head.

demo: when a rogue meets 25, don't say anything about anyone.

demo: everyone has personality, and no one was born to adapt to the society. The environment is like a river. We are all stones in the river. At first, we all have different shapes, with horns on our heads and thorns on our bodies. After a long time, we are washed away by drinking water, and the horns and thorns are all rounded.

Fang Yu: I'm not handsome, I don't have much skill, I don't earn much money, I'm in debt, and I made mistakes. Would you like to marry me?

demo: yes.

demo: I'm not beautiful. I know Beijing opera, nursing and shorthand, which makes you in debt for me and makes mistakes for me. Will you marry me?

Fang Yu: Yes.

demo: there are so many flowers. They are really beautiful. You can tell they are fake at a glance.

demo: a new day has begun. We should continue to work hard. As long as we have perseverance, the iron pestle becomes a needle.

Fang Yu: That depends on what material we are made of. We are wooden pestles, at best, ground into toothpicks.

thunderbolt: happiness means that cats love to eat fish, dogs love to eat meat, and Altman loves to beat small monsters.

young: why can't we cooperate? Cann't underwear connect with real estate? Only the unexpected, nothing can't be done.

thunderbolt: two people (young aunt) have a good relationship, and family happiness is more important than money.

Yang Er: When she is short of money, see if she is happy. Your sister-in-law is just a person who doesn't want to make progress and doesn't know how to realize self-worth. Unlike me, she is so enterprising. This is the difference between a sparrow and a swan.

thunderbolt: since I was a child, I feel that my aunt's family is warmer than ours, and the family atmosphere is particularly good.

yang er: that's because the two finches in their family got together, unlike my family, where I ended up looking for a finch.

(after Li Pali learned of his parents' divorce)

Pali: Is it possible for you to get back together?

The parents also answered:No..

yang er: it's not a retrogression of history to get back together after leaving.

Li Bohuai: Your mother and I have spent 2 years proving a mistake, so there is no need to prove it again.

thunderbolt: what did you study in college, Chinese, music or programming?

Lei Lei: I studied computer in college.

thunderbolt: oh, you'll be "kicked" if you close it.

customer: "Don't tell me, I'm really here for the characteristics of your store."

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customer: "few people."

Li Bohuai: A strong man is not suitable for you. Both of them are strong, and it will be a fight sooner or later.

Younger: You are not strong, and we have a lot of fights.

Li Bohuai: It's just you fighting me. Your temper has only gone up and down for so many years. It's strange that you get used to it with others.

Younger: Tell me the truth, and you've been very wronged with me.

Li Bohuai: Yes, it is, but I get used to it after a long time. After we broke up, I still dream about you.

yang erxiao.

Li Bohuai: It's all nightmares.

Li Bohuai: Have you noticed yourself that the changes in these months are greater than those in the past twenty years?

young: tell me what I used to be and what I am now. What's changed?

Li Bohuai: I really mean, don't worry.

young: don't worry.

Li Bohuai: You used to be too bossy, too overbearing, too self-centered.

young: come on, stop it. it all means the same thing. What is the comparison?

(Li Buli's birthday requires her parents to live together again for a week until she returns to England)

Younger: I divorced your father, so you have to accept the reality.

thunderbolt: yes, I was sentenced in absentia during the divorce. Now, while all three people are here, I'll make up a farewell ceremony to pay my respects to the remains, and then I'll say goodbye to the past completely.

thunderbolt: the experience of growing up is gained by ourselves, not forced by parents. If I don't take the wheel, I'm inexperienced. Sooner or later, you will still fall. Parents' experience is very valuable, but it is for reference only.

qingchu: I'm not that fragile, and greenhouse flowers don't have to die when they are cold. I'm tolerant, and I can adapt to both cold and hot!

qingchu: it's not easy for a person to meet true love all his life, so if he wants to love, he must love to the end.

Yeung Yi: Children's life is a ship. Experienced sailors, that is, parents, should be at the helm.

qingchu: it's the machine that has always been rational. it's a pity to be alive if you don't get emotional at least once in your life.

grandma: if you can't change the result, then improve the process.

grandma: don't just watch thieves eat meat, but you don't see thieves being beaten. It's good to have ambition, but in ambition, making money shouldn't be the first place. You are only in your early twenties, and you have food and shelter at home, so there is no financial pressure. The first step to enter the society is to show off. If people are willing to give you a stage, don't ask for a report. When they admit that you have the ability, the next step is to give you a chance to play. You just want to make money, and it's all for nothing in the future. Find a job that you can do well and stand firm. The second step is to make money.

Grandma: Knowing shame is almost brave, not to mention facing and saving.

Grandma: Many parents don't know what they left in their children's hearts all their lives.

Grandma: Nowadays, the concept of success instilled in people by society is too single. What you young people are after is nothing more than making money and becoming famous, and labeling yourself as successful. This is a typical result-oriented theory. In fact, not all the people who get the result are successful, and they don't fail without the result. The experience of my life is that success is hidden in the process. Looking back in the future, the fun is not the last bump on the line, but the result is a gift for buying things. If it is good, it will be earned. If it is not good, it will be nothing!

Others:

Only when people make mistakes will they know to avoid making them again. Even if you make mistakes, you will never lose the opportunity as long as you realize the mistakes and make efforts to correct and make up for them.

there is no distinction between high and low ideals.

the greatest happiness in life is self-realization.

girls all pursue stability, but they can't be too stable. There should be a little restlessness in stability, but this restlessness can't destroy stability.

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-------. One day you suddenly look back and find that no matter how far you go, there is always a line connecting you and them. At that time, your parents have grown old and their legs and feet are no longer neat. So you have to turn around and go back to them. Different from the past, you become an adult and they become children. Everyone follows this trajectory, leaving, coming back, separating and reuniting. This is home.

1. (Fang Yu hangs up in the hospital, and Qian Xiaoyang asks Fang Yu what he does)

Qian Xiaoyang: So what do you do? You can't be in business.

Fang Yu: sort of.

Qian Xiaoyang: What's your business?

Fang Yu: You are also a part-time policeman.

2. (Qian Xiaoyang is on his way to Beijing with his family on his back)

Fang Yu: Are you going to continue to be a nurse when you return to Beijing?

Qian Xiaoyang: I'm sick. I went all the way to Beijing to wait on patients?

3. Fang Yu: Since you follow your father so much, you might as well change your name. (Qian Xiaoyang's father's name is Qian Jin)

Qian Xiaoyang: What are you trying to say?

Fang Yu: There's a KTV in Beijing with a very lucky name, called the Cashier. Since the day it opened, you've been pouring money into it. You love making money so much. I'll change it for you, and I'm sure it's lucky.

Qian Xiaoyang: Call the cash box.

Fang Yu: It's not so nice ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It's called the money jar

4. (Li Pali's conversation with her mother Yang 'er)

Li Pali: The two (aunts) have a good relationship, and family happiness is more important than money.

Yang Er: When she is short of money, see if she is happy. Your sister-in-law is just a person who doesn't want to make progress and doesn't know how to realize self-worth. Unlike me, she is so enterprising. This is the difference between a sparrow and a swan.

Li Buli: I have always felt that my aunt's family is warmer than ours, and the family atmosphere is particularly good.

yang er: that's because the two finches in their family got together, unlike my family, where I ended up looking for a finch.

5. (After Li Pali learned about his parents' divorce)

Li Pali: Is it possible for you to get back together?

Li's father and mother answered at the same time: no.