1+ 1 joke

After marriage, wage earners have a 4-year-old baby. In order to improve the baby's intelligence, the baby is also very smart. One day, when dad was at work, he gave the baby several arithmetic problems, 1+ 1+22+2, which was equal to how many ways the baby could actually do. Dad went to work and the baby began to play games. A few hours later, the baby heard the door ring. Oh, my God, dad's back. Sit down quickly. Dad, look at the baby. Did you succeed? The baby's father said I'd give you a debut. Baby: Well, dad said there were five birds in the tree, and I killed one with a gun. How many people are there? Baby 5- 1 suddenly realized that four other dads slapped their son, saying that the gun was fired and the rest flew away. Anything else? I'll give you a debut. The son said in fear, OK, Dad: Five fish died in a water tank. How many? The baby said four. Oh, no, it's not that four only need to fight, but he said excitedly that there is no one. Dad gnashed his teeth again and said, fish can't fly, why not? Dad, in order to inspire the baby, just say that you are at home alone. I came back from the outside. How many people are there in our family? The baby cried that a father slapped his son out of the door and asked angrily, How can a person say that I can't tell you why I killed you? The son sobbed and said, you came and beat me away. Aren't you alone? ! ! !

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