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Why is the demise of the Ming Dynasty avoidable?

Businessmen's brains are not comparable to those of ordinary people. Under the influence of businessmen, the term "emperor" was invented, and all previous dynasties had a dream of people with this term, an emperor dream. The founding emperors of various dynasties also wanted their children and grandchildren to stroll on. They want to break their heads, scratch their brains and squeeze out the pain like brains. The first emperor didn't even become four emperors. Hu looked at the beautiful sika deer and had to admit that it was a wild horse, not holding the grassland or the Central Plains.

Qin Shi Huang

Somewhere in the central plains, after dinner, a lady painted light makeup and prepared to dance square dance. Unexpectedly, when she arrived at Erming Lake, she was ashamed by the dragon. Suddenly it was dark and thunderstorm, and her father, Long, was so shy to associate with others, which led this person to surpass his father and was born a rogue and a local ruffian. Because of his noble bloodline, the white snake was killed and instantly transformed. In a few years, I won the world. A hundred years later, the son of the white snake, Python, took revenge and replaced the Western Han Dynasty. However, he returned to his destiny and really showed his skill. He continued. Unexpectedly, the emperor's anger is not much left, and people who have no bottom line are getting more and more crazy. The grave digger easily controlled the symbolic emperor of this country, and perhaps it was faster to rob a tomb and dig a grave. It was also changed by Chao Dage, and the inheritance was handed over.

Liu bang

Everyone seems to have returned to a starting line. Let's run, brothers. In this triathlon, everyone showed their strength in various ways. If they stand out a little, they will appear on the stage at once. After strict selection, Yang Jianqiang finally achieved excellent comprehensive results, with high emotional intelligence and IQ. He treats everyone with the attitude of competition first and friendship second, and the world is happy and peaceful. People are singing and dancing comfortably. Children in gentle villages don't seem to grow up, especially boys, who appear in a unique way, losing their homes first, then their country, and then their country. As easy as blowing off dust, there are only half a trouser head and one shoe left.

Jian Yang

Look at this joke. A man who likes people-oriented has reawakened the glory of this country. Hundreds of dynasties have come to congratulate him. All ethnic groups have returned to the motherland, paying tribute every year and becoming princes every year. People are happy in happiness, drinking beer and eating hot pot in happiness, and you will know when you eat. Someone lifts the table, and then all over the country get up and pour hot pot on the table. People who want to eat Sichuan and Shandong dishes suddenly become a pot of porridge, but someone has to be in charge of the overall situation. At the command, the waiter took the guy out. The audience suddenly quieted down and soon became orderly. Normal operation has resumed. The boss was happy, invited all the waiters to drink first-class good wine, paid them wages for decades and asked them to retire early.

zhao kuang yin

Chinese restaurants are still peaceful, and you have to write a poem every time you finish eating. All over the country, I started doodling. Everywhere along the way, places of interest, mountains and water caves, wherever you go, here is either sightseeing or carving a poem. Unsurprisingly, outdoor sports are rising at this time, threatening this traditional country all the time. After tenacious resistance, they fought to the death and finally suffered a crushing defeat.

Kublai

Although he was defeated, he still refused. How could he refuse to accept it? An incompetent management began to exploit and exploit the country for its own benefit. In the process of exploitation, the bottomless wealth should be in the hands of management, and finally even kill the goose to get the egg. Caused a lot of dissatisfaction. Why don't you quit? Get up. People who don't want to be slaves use our hands to attack these yuan dogs. Slogans became louder and louder, and even beggars joined in. As long as you have dreams, you will succeed. The most perfect in the history of China? Pan Changke? Salivary naphthalene forgiveness? /p & gt;

Zhu Yuanzhang

Pan Changke? Sun-dried α r leech? May I bless you? Hey? What? Leech? Rose drops, man? Round vomit? Send me an email? Do you see it? Sacrifice? Hey? Mysterious? Funny? What's the matter with you? What happened? Jian I Bao? Promise? Promise? An extension of Jenna's drama? Is it bad for you? Collapse? Collapse? Shocked? Lai wring throw zither? Engraved? What do you mean? What happened to the disaster? What's wrong with it? Paddle glass? What's the matter with you? Seek the present. I am happy to go to school; A hole? Hey? Remote? Cabin? It is often completed, and it takes only 276 years to start and end.

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