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First, suppress all dissatisfaction in your heart, just to explode all hatred and pain in an instant and let yourself live.

Second, go to the toilet when you are in a bad mood, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

Third, experiencing a love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss.

Fourth, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

Fifth, selling cute should also be divided into people. Only those who are good-looking can sell cute, and those who are ugly can only be called playing the fool.

6. The ship of friendship capsized, but the ship of love sank. Only canoes in single dog can stand!

7. Although I am shouting what this life is like every day, I turned my head and still worked hard for it.

Eight, I can't learn what it means to be elegant. I learned to be toxic. I can't rely on anyone's protection. I can only protect myself!

Nine, always remember: God will only arrange a happy ending. If you are unhappy, it means that it is not the final outcome.

Ten, knowledge gives people weight, achievement gives people brilliance, and most people just see the brilliance without weighing it.

Eleven, don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

12. Do you think your black spots can be used as curtains? That costs money, too. Look at you, just like a rag!

I can't influence or change your choice. I can only tell you that I have been waiting for you here.

Fourteen, I hope one day we can become strangers again, and I will get to know you again. See how I kill you.

If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because that's the place closest to your heart.

We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

Seventeen, Valentine's Day is coming. Thunderstorms will be too frequent in the next few days. Please swear to women as little as possible to avoid being struck by lightning.

Eighteen, life is a game, and the obstacles encountered are also various levels, so enjoy the Raiders!

Nineteen, after that, I will be better and better, dear, not for you, but for you.

Twenty, the four big fools: people who hang themselves in love failure, people who take medicine without illness or disaster, people who sign contracts that are invalid, and people who giggle at mobile phones.

Twenty-one, being a man will never be poor and difficult, and never be naive without being hit. Maturity is only good at hiding, and vicissitudes are just without tears and injuries.

Twenty-two, it is never difficult to be poor, and it is never naive not to be hit. Maturity is only good at hiding, vicissitudes are just no tears and injuries!

Twenty-three, riding a white horse, not necessarily a prince, may be a Tang priest; Those with wings may not be angels, but bird people.

Twenty-four, Gao Wen has a saying that is particularly good; It is a fact that I love you, and it is also a fact that you don't love me. Pretending to love me is sorry.

Twenty-five, neither cold nor hot, is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in feelings, it is the most desirable temperature.

Vodka is a luxury we have, and caviar is also a luxury we have, but time is not.

If you give me the same love as others, then I won't take it. I don't like sharing your love with others

28. The manager asked the female secretary why she wanted to ask for leave. The secretary blushed and said, I have a friend who got married and he invited me to be the bride.

Twenty-nine, people like me who eat soft and don't eat hard are naturally spoiled. If you yell at me, I'll yell back.

I think your face is blue, your pupils are dilated, you have epilepsy in the upper body and a stroke in the lower body. Otherwise, I'll save you a seat first.

When the final exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

Thirty-two, future mother-in-law, your delivery is too slow and the quality is not good. I finally got it, but my heart is not here.

Thirty-three, always when I was lonely, always when I was sad, always when I was lonely, you all left.

Thirty-four, the so-called beauty is three points and looks seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearing seven points depression!

35. The classroom is used for sleeping, the canteen is used for showing love, the corridor is used for catwalks, and the teacher is used for singing lullabies.

Thirty-six, people who have lost ten years of youth may still eat and sleep soundly; People who lose100000 yuan may have trouble sleeping and eating.

Thirty-seven, when you go to the bottom of your life, you don't see fair-weather friends for three days, and you don't contact for three months.

38. I like you because I'm blind, and you don't appreciate it because you're blind, but I'm fine now and you're still blind.

Thirty-nine years old, EXO, I bet my youth on you. If I win, I will stand out from the crowd with you. If I lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback.

Forty, don't think that Gao Fushuai can have a smooth life without regrets. For example, G-Dragon 18 years old, so far there is no me.

Forty-one, you choose to cut your hair short and sweat in the gym. In fact, you know what you want is a fresh start, not a fresh start.

Forty-two, I heard that love, nine people are sad; Hear vows, ten promises and nine lies; After I heard that, I was always alone; Why don't we stop here and do a, b, c and d

Forty-three, when I was a child, regardless of Chinese and mathematics, as long as I gave a question, it was Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

Forty-four, I thought I was also a schoolmaster. I wanted to go to the world of scum. As a result, I didn't expect that I would never come back.

Forty-five, today I asked a sister paper: Why did you bring a rabbit when you were in the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Sister Paper God replied: Is it too direct to bring only radishes?

Forty-six, you look like a bird, just like a string woven by Chihuahua and Beijing Ba. It's small, but it's impure and stinks, only the size of a pocket. I really want to slap you.

47. Many times, it is not the work that consumes your energy, but the people you meet at work. Work itself is not tiring, but balancing emotions is the most tiring.

No matter how good others are, it's none of my business. No matter how bad I am, some things are none of others' business, not that I don't care, but that I care.

Forty-nine, study early and go to bed. I was scolded by the teacher. I am very happy because the girl I like has also been scolded. What time did you two go to bed last night? You two, gnome male-"!

Fifty or ten years ago, on a date, I danced and danced with my small schoolbag on my back, smiling, and walked into school with a fart, and embarked on a road of no return.

Fifty-one, if you like eight points, then leave two points for self-esteem. I love you, but I also need to love myself. I wish you a rich life, and I hope my loneliness will stop one day.

52. Every time you listen to me, you are so straight. Please forgive me. I just want to slap it and say, that's how it hurts when I hit someone. Please be patient.

53. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I miss the past, or that I like the quilt I slept in the day before, and I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

Actually, I am not greedy. I don't want too much. An indifferent lover who accompanied me to the end. A crazy friend who has been with me for two to forever. That's all.

Fifty-five, someone put a knife in your chest, on the other hand, you are sensitive, you take the knife back, but he says you "this little thing?"

56. Open your eyes and see clearly before screaming. If you are too young to open your eyes, go to the plastic surgery hospital to help you open your eyes! I don't know anything. You are blind. J 13 is screaming.

Fifty-seven, those who come on invitation are called refreshing, and those who come after three invitations and four invitations are called fun. Why don't you call it principle, call it a meal uninvited, call it playing dumb uninvited or uninvited

Fifty-eight, you left Qinglong, right White Tiger, and you have a cockroach tattooed on your chest. Why do you have Zhang Wudi's face against my clever language? Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.

You don't need to ask anyone about me, because I am different from everyone. I am not a commodity, and I don't need word of mouth. Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.

Sixty, when you think a person is mysterious, you will be attracted; When you think a person is romantic, you will fall in love; However, all this is fleeting. Life begins when you feel that a person has become a habit.

Sixty-one, put down your impetuousness, put down your laziness, put down your three-minute heat, empty your brain, calm down and do your thing well, boy, enough waste, it's time to work hard.

Sixty-two, when I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

Sixty-three, now the post-60 s dominate the world, and the post-90 s are lawless. After 00, they are all spoiled Eat, drink and be merry every day after 50 is Sunday, and the poor post-70 s and post-80 s are getting worse every day.

Sixty-four, cooking, call the cook; A person who keeps horses is called a groom; Those who cultivate the land are called farmers; Butchers sell meat; Martial arts, called Beowulf; If you drive, call the driver; I am in charge of the accounts. I'll do anything you want!

65. Some things are not knots, but scars. The knot can be untied, but the scar is always there. Instead of telling the truth to others and joking, let it rot in your heart and digest it yourself.

66. The difference between new heels and old shoes is that when new shoes are stepped on, you will say "You stepped on my shoes", while old shoes are different, "You stepped on my feet"!

Sixty-seven, once people have passed their youth, they can no longer bear to be desperate. What love, feeling ... growing up, in reality, is the icing on the cake. You have to have this brocade to add flowers.