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Besides Liu Bang, what other monarchs are good at escaping in history?

When it comes to emperors, our first impression is that they are not angry and arrogant, ruling the world, and the Ninth Five-Year Plan is supreme, but in fact, many emperors soon become "running experts" once their lives are in danger. Some of them want to cut off their robes and get out of the way with donkey carts, others want to go to sea by boat, cross the international border, and even abandon their children in order to escape faster. Next, let's take a closer look at the emperors who were good at escaping in history. ?

Liu Bang: Liu Bang, a grassroots village cadre who created the miracle of the bottom counterattack in history, suffered a lot in the entrepreneurial stage. He basically never won the war of Xiang Yu, and it is common to run around in panic. The most embarrassing thing is the battle of Pengcheng. In order to reduce the weight of the carriage and run faster, Liu Bang even drove his son Liu Ying (later Hui Di, Han Xiao) and his daughter (later Princess Luyuan) out of the carriage! Xia Houying couldn't bear it, and helped the two children into the carriage. Then Liu Bang threw it again, and Xia Houying picked it up again, so it was repeated three times! Finally, Xia Houying really couldn't stand it, so he directly scolded 1, "If you die, you will die. How can you abandon your son and daughter? " (Good scolding). Liu bang didn't continue to throw children. As a father, Liu Bang can't be summed up by "incompetence", but it is not surprising to think that Liu Banglian can ignore the life and death of his father and wife, and seems to have sacrificed several children. Its selfishness is really extreme. Now the so-called "exquisite egoists" don't worship their ancestors?

Liu Bei: It is worthy of being a descendant of Gaozu. Our uncle not only inherited Gaozu's low-level counterattack (Gaozu is a rural cadre anyway, and Liu Bei can only "sell shoes and make up seats" because of his family's decline), but also inherited his running tradition. Liu Bei spent most of his first half of his life running, being run by Cao Cao, being driven by Lu Bu and even being run by Liu Biao ... but Liu Bei was much kinder than his ancestors. The performance of Liu Bei was mixed in later generations. Some people think that this is pleading for the people, some people think that this is a show, and some even think that this is his "intimidation of the people" to seek fame and reputation. Personally, I think Cao Jun had a bad reputation at that time, and he liked to rob tombs (a captain, corps commander and other "tomb-robbing officers" were set up in the army), and he also liked to kill the city at every turn (referring to the tragic end of Xuzhou people). Therefore, people should follow Liu Bei voluntarily. Liu Bei is willing to escape with so many people, and he is not afraid to slow down his escape. Even if it is a show, isn't this "show" a show? I don't know how many times better than his ancestors. His ancestors could abandon their children in order to escape.

Speaking of an emperor who is good at running, how can there be Cao Cao (who has never been an emperor before)! However, Cao's several escapes are a bit embarrassing. In Nanyang, he first made an appointment with his wife and menstruation of Zhang Xiu. As a result, Zhang Xiu, who had joined the Party, felt insulted and defected immediately. Cao Cao Ran worked hard and finally got his life back, but his eldest son Cao Ang, nephew Cao An and confidant Dian Wei all died in the disorderly army (the price of this appointment is too high)! The second time I fled after the fiasco in Chibi. For the third time, Xiliang allied forces joined forces. Facing Ma Chao's brave cavalry, Cao Cao was forced to run again and almost died. Boss Cao's several runs really didn't get on the table, but the aura of the prime minister's protagonist was really strong enough. Every time, he can turn the tide and save the day. His luck is really bad.

Li Longji: From the mythical "Kaiyuan Prosperity" to the joke-like "Anshi Rebellion", Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was the most different before and after. When Tongguan, the last barrier in Chang 'an, was captured by the Anshi Rebellion, Li Longji resolutely started the Western Expedition, and it was also disguised under the banner of "Western Expedition". The rebels came from the east. What the hell is the Western Expedition? It's ridiculous and pathetic! Li Longji ran from Chang 'an to Chengdu in one breath. There was no high-speed rail, no plane, and no high speed. At most, he ran more than 700 kilometers, just like riding a horse and being killed by a car, which is also a great escape. After the rebellion subsided, Li Longji returned to Chang 'an and soon died of depression. Xuanzong fled thousands of miles, lost his seat (Prince Hengli succeeded to the throne directly without his consent, that is, Tang Suzong honored Li Longji as the emperor's father, thus losing his authority), lost his beauty (Yang Yuhuan was forced to commit suicide), and most importantly, the weather in the prosperous Tang Dynasty was gone forever in the killing of rebels and Xuanzong's escape.

Ye Luduang of Liao Taizong is not well-known in history, but he has a son who is immortal. After the Five Dynasties, Shi Jingtang was Tang Gaozu's "son emperor" (older than Liao Taizong 1 1 year). However, Shi Zhonggui, who succeeded to the throne after Shi Jingtang's death, had more backbone than his father and didn't want to be a lackey of Liao people. So Emperor Taizong of Liao wanted to teach this "grandson" a lesson. Only to find that this group of Khitan warriors still immersed in the "Sixteen States" (filial piety of the son emperor) were devastated by the late Jin army in the unknown place of Baituanwei Village, and Ye Ludeguang fled to the northern lair on a camel (the horses were gone), just to save his life.

Zhao Guangyi: Song Taizong, who reached the peak of power by the unusual means of "axe light and candle shadow", performed exceptionally just after he took office. Not only did he successfully win the Northern Han Dynasty that Zhou Shizong Chai Rong and his eldest brother Zhao Kuangyin could not destroy (of course, the main force of the Northern Han Dynasty was basically cleaned up by the former two, and Zhao Er picked up a big loophole), but he also took the opportunity to beat up the Liao army who came to reinforce, and finally ended the troubled times of the Five Dynasties and Ten Countries and completed the reunification. However, Zhao Er's self-confidence at this time may be too inflated, regardless of the status quo of Song Jun's years of war and no peace, but continue to invade, trying to recover sixteen counties in one fell swoop and complete an unprecedented feat! However, the ideal is full, but the reality is cruel. In Gaolianghe, Zhao Er unfortunately met Yelvxiuge, the first famous Khitan, and the Liao army stuck to it according to the danger. Song Jun, who had become an exhausted teacher, was finally defeated. Our sturdy Taizong dared not escape, and he got two arrows in his ass. The horse couldn't ride, so he had to escape all the way to the south in a donkey cart (the horse was gone again) and finally recovered his life.

Zhao Gou has spent more than ten years in exile. It can be said that he is either running away or preparing to run away. It's no exaggeration to call him an "Emperor Escaping". In addition, Zhao Gou was also the first recorded emperor to escape from the sea, which was a new stage of running. Finally, I want to use this article to commemorate those emperors who are good at running in the long river of history. You can all have a good rest after all, and you don't have to continue to drift from place to place and escape from this world.