What do you mean, you monkeys can only climb the trunk, but I'm not allowed to change shifts?

Say:

A man is going out of town After having sex with his wife on the eve of departure, he drew a policeman on the inside of his wife's left thigh root, and said with a smile that he wanted the policeman to watch his wife.

The wife was also inspired to draw a monkey under her husband's penis and said with a smile that the monkey should protect her husband's privacy.

After her husband went out, the couple couldn't bear loneliness. After the passion with him (her), I remembered that the police and monkeys disappeared because of friction.

Seeing the family reunion, the wife hurriedly drew a policeman on the inside of the right thigh root, and the husband frantically drew a monkey on the penis. ...

In the evening, my husband came back to check the other party and found that the other party was in the wrong position.

The husband was angry and reprimanded his wife: "you whore, I clearly drew the police on the left, but now I draw it on the right." What's the point of sophistry ... "

The wife also argued, "You adulterer, I clearly drew the monkey below, but now I'm on it. Oh, don't you just allow monkeys to climb trees, so you don't allow me to change jobs ... "