4-person funny sketch short script

Funny script, A Chinese Odyssey, Tang Priest: (Dressed smartly, with blond hair and oversized sunglasses. Monkey, monkey, where the hell are you? If you don't come out again, your salary will be deducted.

master Wukong (whoosh, holding a long stick and hanging a telescope around his neck), what can I do for you?

Tang Priest: Go and see if there is a beautiful woman in front |-a demon.

Wukong: (Yes, I made a gift conveniently. He lifted the telescope and shook his head. He looked around.-Master, the mountains ahead are high and the clouds are overcast. Maybe-

Tang Priest: There are goblins.

Wukong: it will rain.

Tang Priest: (vomiting) Call Lao Sha and see which corner you see.

Wukong: Lao Sha, Lao Sha, the master is calling you, Lao Sha ... (The shouts are from big to small, and finally there is no sound with his mouth open, but he still doesn't hear the reply).

Tang Priest: (yelling angrily) Is Lao Sha coming out to deduct the bonus?

Friar Sand: (bearded everywhere, dark and small, carrying a burden and panting) Master, what do you want me to do? I'll cook in a minute.

Tang Priest: If you eat, you will know how to eat. If you look at you, you will not be worthless.

Friar Sand: Master, I didn't eat it. Brother, he ate it secretly last night.

Tang Priest: Bring the map quickly, and see which boundary you see.

Friar Sand: (rummaging through the box, taking out the map to expand)

Friar Sand and Wukong: Look around at the terrain and compare it with the map.

Friar Sand: I think I'm in North America.

Wukong: No, the master should be Nanyang.

North America and Nanyang are arguing endlessly.

Tang Priest: (reprimanding) Stop arguing. Look at your virtue. You have no literacy at all. You don't know how to be modest.

Wukong: (to Sha) You are an old hat.

Tang Priest: (to Wukong) You still have the nerve to say that you faked your diploma, the Monkey King, and cheated everywhere. After the incident, you were sentenced to 5 years' imprisonment by the court of heaven. If I hadn't known the head of Wuzhishan prison for many years, would you have come out?

Friar Sand: (to Wukong) You hairy monkey.

Tang Priest: (to Friar Sand) And you, if you hadn't passed by the Liusha River and lent you a broken boat, the boat sank after crossing the river. I am merciful, and I feel sorry for you. Would you be today if I took you as my disciple?

Sha and Wu: Master, we made a mistake. We won't dare to do it next time.

Tang Priest: After all, I should learn more from Bajie. After all, I am an advanced college, and I have a higher diploma-Marshal Tianpeng

Sha and Wu: I am sure.

Tang Priest: Go and ask Wu Neng to come over.

Friar Sand: (to the east) shouted Brother Wukong.

Tang Priest: Look at the map. Which border are we in?

Bajie: (Looking at the map, he takes out the compass, turns it around and shakes it) Master, the compass is broken.

Tang Priest: Didn't you just buy it-there is no famous brand, "I'll beat you to death".

bajie: master, that's adidas, it's a fake, otherwise it only cost a few dollars.

Friar Sand: I told you, good goods are not cheap, and cheap goods are not good.

Tang Priest: Shut up, Bajie. Check the information and see where we are now.

Bajie: (turning on the laptop to type) There are mountains and mountains here, and the climate is extremely cold due to the erosion of Maolin Zhuzhu Glacier. Oh, no, master, we are wrong. We are now in northern Europe.

Tang Priest: Ah! How many days are there to Tianzhu company now?

bajie: when we first came out, it was 38, Li, but now it is 18, Li.

Tang Priest: When will it arrive?

Bajie: It used to take three years, but now it will take at least fourteen years.

Tang Priest: Is there a shortcut?

Bajie: Master, there are two options. If you take the waterway, you need to board a boat from St. Petersburg and pass through the English, Gibraltar, Mande and other straits. There are many pirate reefs along the way, which is extremely unsafe. If you take the dirt road, you have to bypass the Urals, Caucasus, Himalayas and other mountains, and there are many wolves, tigers and leopards along the way, which is not very safe ...

Master, you decide ... Tang Priest: Think about that year and promise for three years.

Tang Priest: How can I not feel sad? I have been walking in the Western Regions for many years, and my hair has turned yellow.

Bajie: (Bajie and Tang Priest walk aside, whispering) Master, the next stop is the daughter country, and there is a mother river of Tiaozi in China. According to my netizens, the water in that river has the functions of beauty beauty, nourishing the liver and moistening the lungs, and it can be said that it is a necessary nutrition for middle-aged and elderly people.

Tang Priest: Is the news reliable?

bajie: (patting his chest) I'm a staunch netizen, and it's absolutely reliable.

Tang Priest: Do you want to pay?

Bajie: Of course, it's still expensive. Master is not as good as (whispering in his ear)

Tang Priest: Lao Sha, how much water is left in the bag?

friar sand: master, there are two cans.

Tang Priest: OK, there's a flaming mountain ahead. In order to keep the water flowing, you should split it with the monkey. .

sha hewu: master, we are not thirsty.

Tang Priest: (changing face) You have to drink even if you are not thirsty. This is an order. If you don't carry it out, I will deduct it ...

Friar Sand and Wukong: Master, let's drink.

Tang Priest and Bajie: (singing) I miss my daughter's state-owned Tiaozi mother river. How clear and clear the river is. I'll drink it ... (Laughter turns into crying)

Bajie: Master, I have a stomachache.

Tang Priest: Did you eat something that means it's unsanitary? Ouch, I have a stomachache, too.

DuDu ...

Bajie: (opens the notebook) Master, my iron net friend called.

Tang Priest: Say what?

Bajie: Say ... Zimu River's water is good for women, but it will be good for men ...

Tang Priest: What will it be?

bajie: it will breed life.

Tang Priest: What do you mean?

bajie: master, we are pregnant.

Tang Priest: Ah ... (fainted on the spot)

Friar Sand and Wukong: Master ...

Tang Priest: (woke up for a long time) Yes, it's good to be pregnant.

Friar Sand and Wukong: Master, you have lost your mind.

Tang Priest: I'm fine. I'm sober. I've been married to my wife for 1 years, and she hasn't left me a son and a half. Now I'm fine. I realized my 1-year wish in just ten minutes.

Bajie: Brother Monkey, I can't stand calling the emergency number.

Wukong: (takes out his mobile phone and dials 12)

Response: The number you dialed is busy, please dial it later ...

After a while ...

Someone: Who is it and what is it?

Wukong: I'm the Monkey King. My master and younger brother are pregnant. I want to know how to get to your place.

Someone: If it's okay, I'm * * * *, just go to the west and beep the house number * * * ...

Four people will help (end)