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How do you answer the funny version when people say you have money?
1, you can reply with a smile: "I must have money! I have corneas, kidneys and so on! Just like tens of thousands, huh! "
2. Sigh first, and then say, "Yes, I ate too much soil and accidentally became a local tyrant". You take money to raise beautiful women, and I rely on beautiful women to raise them.
3. Where are the local tyrants? Take me there quickly. I want to see you too.
4. I will say that I am not a local tyrant. Can we be friends? Be friends if you can.
Why do people only see my money but not my smart brain, masculine figure and handsome face?
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