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Eat a pound joke-material composition

One day, Mingming made a joke. He wrote an essay, and the content of the essay was: "On Monday, I went out in the morning and saw a pile of dog poop on the ground. I ate a pound of it, and the kitten was also startled." Eyes wide open. The hair stood on end. 'The whole class burst out laughing, hahahahaha...

This is still a small matter, as the saying goes, "It is noon when the day of hoeing is over, and the sweat is dripping down the river." . ’ Mingming’s hometown is in the countryside, but he is a big leaker when it comes to food. One day, he was holding a rice bowl, and rice fell on him and on the ground...it was everywhere. Look, he was stared at by the rooster. The rooster pecked his ass, why? Because there is rice on my butt. Haha, this is a bad sin. Ah`````Help. Just hearing a cry, grandma came, took a chicken feather marble, and drove the chicken away. ‘Let’s see if you dare to skip meals in the future’. Woohoo...I don't dare to do it anymore.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...it's right to say, "It's noon when the day is full of hoeing, and sweat drips from the river into the soil." ’ Mingming’s hometown is in the countryside, but he is a big leaker when it comes to eating.