Who can give me the lines for the cross talk "Ma Ji Lays Eggs"? Thanks…

A: I know you!

Ma: Do you know me?

A: We are not outsiders!

Ma: What?

A: Those of you in the cross talk world, you... I have too many friends. In the cross talk world, I have many acquaintances.

Ma: Let me ask you this, who is your best friend in the cross talk world?

A: My best relationship, my best friend.

Ma: Who is it?

A: Ma Ji!

Ma: Impossible! You...

A: Let me tell you, it’s broken.

Ma: What’s wrong?

A: Something happened to Ma Ji recently.

Ma: What happened?

A: Ma Ji, let me tell you. (Close to the ear)

Horse: Say it loudly, let everyone hear it!

A: Ma Ji!

Ma: What happened?

A: Don’t spread the word!

Ma: I...I won’t pass it on, you say it.

A: It’s not good to spread the word, right?

Ma: I know, I know, just tell me.

A: Ma Ji (close to ear) Don’t tell Ma Ji to go!

Ma: I won’t tell him, what do you think happened?

A: Ma Jita, Ma Jita, I didn’t pay attention when I got home last night.

Ma: Huh? What's wrong?

A: Pooh...! He laid an egg! A red-skinned egg was laid!

Ma: Stop it, this is a rumor! How is that possible?

A: The world is so big and full of wonders

Ma: It can’t be Ma Ji who laid the eggs!

A: Yes, I thought it was amazing at first

Ma: Yes

A: Do you think, how could Ma Ji lay eggs?

Ma: That’s right...

A: Besides, Ma Ji is so busy, so he doesn’t have time!

Ma: He can’t lay eggs even if he has time...

A: Yes, I later figured this out.

Ma: What do you mean?

A: That’s what happened to him, Ma Ji, he did it because of this. Occasionally, ah, no, he didn’t pay attention, ah, this, as soon as he tried hard, hey, hey, poof...! Qiaojin laid an egg.

Ma: Qiaojin? Does it all sound human to you? There is only one kind of person in society who spreads rumors like this. He doesn’t care what the facts are. This kind of person is outrageous

A: You, if you don’t believe the facts, nothing will happen in the future. I won’t tell you anymore, old man! Hey...hey...hey, hey, I have news for you, hey, don't leave!

B: Old man! Hello hello

Ma: Here comes another one

B: You are getting younger and younger as you live...

Ma: Ha, I’m still here Are you getting younger as you live?

B: How old are you in your 80s this year?

Ma: What kind of look is this!

B: No, just looking at your appearance, you look much younger than Ma Ji.

Ma: You know Ma Ji!

B: What are you talking about! I've watched him grow up since I was little.

Ma: Hey...here comes another one!

B: Haven’t you seen Ma Ji in a while?

Ma: Yes.

B: Do you know?

Ma: What’s wrong?

B: Something happened!

Ma: Say it louder, what’s going on?

B: Say it loudly?

Ma: What happened?

B: Last night, Ma Jigang just got home, and he was careless~~

Ma: Pooh...! He laid an egg!

B: You know it too!

M: I know

B: Spreading rumors! That's pure rumour! Let me tell you, there are some people nowadays who are just like this, listening to the wind is like rain, even if they know one person dares to call San! Ma Ji lays eggs? Absolutely impossible!

Ma: Impossible! What do you think happened to him?

B: That’s actually what happened! Ma Jigang just got home and accidentally laid a duck egg... That salty duck egg...

Ma: It turned into a duck egg when he came here! Still salted duck eggs!

B: That’s right.

B: Someone visited the site.

Ma: Has anyone seen it?

B: Yes!

Horse: Ma Ji lays eggs

B: Of course! Your suspicion is justified.

Ma: That’s right!

B: Why? Because Ma Ji lays eggs, he doesn't have this function, so don't talk about that.

Ma: Yes, yes, yes,

Extended information:

The cast of "Ma Ji Lays Eggs":

1. Ma Ji< /p>

Ma Ji (1934-December 20, 2006), formerly known as Ma Shuhuai, was born in Huangzhuang Village, Baodi District, Tianjin, and was a crosstalk actor in Mainland China.

In 1956, he was transferred to work in the China Radio Rap Troupe and studied cross talk under Hou Baolin; in the same year, he joined the Communist Party of China.

In 1983, he served as the chief planner and host of the first CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

In 1984, he created the cross talk "Universe Brand Cigarettes" and performed it on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

In 1987, he participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and collaborated with Liu Wei, Feng Gong and others to perform the crosstalk "Five Senses Strive for Merit".

In 1989, he won the first China Golden Record Award.

In September 2006, he was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Peony Award for Chinese Folk Art; in November, he starred in his first personal TV series "Cheongsam", playing the role of Boss Tang; on December 20, Ma Ji died at home due to He died of a heart attack at the age of 72 after resuscitation failed.

After Ma Ji's death, the Chinese Folk Artists Association awarded Ma Ji the title of "People's Folk Artist".

2. Jiang Kun

Jiang Kun (October 19, 1950~) was born in Beijing, his ancestral home is Yantai City, Shandong Province, and he graduated from China Central Radio and Television University.

He is a member of the Communist Party of China, a national first-class actor and crosstalk actor, chairman of the Chinese Quyi Artists Association, and an honorary member of the 10th session of the China Federation of Literary and Art Circles.

In 1983, he appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage for the first time, serving as the host and performing the cross talk "Wrong Step" and "Spoken Words" and became popular.

In 1985, he served as the host of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and performed the crosstalk "Watching TV" with Li Jindou; in the same year, he served as the leader of the rap group of the China Broadcasting Art Troupe and was elected as a standing committee member of the China Youth Federation and vice chairman of the Quyi Artists Association. .

In 1992, he won the 2nd China Golden Record Award in the Opera and Folk Arts category.

In 2009, it was included in the Chinese Crosstalk Sketch Talent Database reported by Chinese Celebrities.

In 2003, the China Federation of Literary and Art Circles awarded him the honorable title of “Excellent in both Morality and Art”.

On July 20, 2017, he was re-elected as Chairman of the Chinese Music Association.

3. Zhao Yan

Zhao Yan, whose real name is Zhao Dianxie, was born in Beijing in April 1951. He is a crosstalk actor in Mainland China and a national first-class actor.

Learned from Ma Ji.

In 1968, he went to the countryside and joined the Fifth Company of the 32nd Regiment of the Heilongjiang Production and Construction Corps of the Chinese People's Liberation Army.

Worked as a farm worker and drove a tractor.

He has created and performed folk art programs such as revolutionary stories.

4. Liu Wei

Liu Wei, born in Tianjin in 1959, is a crosstalk actor and a national first-class actor.

A middle-aged crosstalk artist from the China Radio and Rap Group and a national first-class actor.

Liu Wei has been fond of crosstalk performing arts since he was a child. At the age of 16, he became a disciple of crosstalk performing artist Ma Ji. His performances are enthusiastic, cheerful and smooth, with a crisp voice and sweet singing, which represent the characteristics of young people. Give people a vigorous and upward infection.

Liu Wei has won many awards in cross talk competitions, and has participated in CCTV's Spring Festival Gala for several consecutive years, including "Talking about Tiger in the Year of the Tiger", "New Editing of Sayings", "Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage", etc., which are deeply loved by the broad audience. love.