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"Let's break up!" This is the first sentence a girl says when she sees a boy! The boy was silent for a while and nodded: "Good!" The girl froze, slapped the boy, and then left the girl angrily. After the boy left, he hid his head in the toilet and cried ... When he got home, the girl threw the scarf the boy gave her into the trash can and never wanted to see him again. At the moment he promised to break up, she didn't have to ask anything. Once, the boy spoiled her like a baby. Even if it's windy and rainy, he will run all over the city to buy chocolate cakes that girls like best. Last year, a few days before the girl's birthday, it rained cats and dogs. The boy rode a bicycle, walked 78 streets, collected 999 yuan, and then clumsily folded a paper boat every night. On the girl's birthday, the boy secretly put 999 paper boats on the girl's pillow, and there was a note below: Happy birthday, wife! Although the gift is only worth 9.9 yuan, my love for you is priceless. When the husband and the girl woke up, they saw the note and the gift. They were surprised and moved. She believes that this man is not enough for her to rely on for a lifetime! In recent weeks, boys rarely accompany girls, occasionally with girls, always impatient to listen to girls clamoring for him to accompany her where to play! Listening, the boy fell asleep on the girl's shoulder, and the girl left him angrily and said angrily, "Are you really so tired with me?" If so, go home and sleep! Don't come out again. "This is what the girl said to the boy when she came out for the last time before breaking up. After that, every time a girl calls a boy, the voice is always busy or out of service! The girl came to the boy's house the night before her birthday. She saw a bunch of girls' clothes hanging on the balcony. Her heart seemed to hang in her throat and she couldn't say anything. She sat quietly on the sofa, waiting for the boy to arrive. Click! The boy came in with a tired body. He was surprised to see the girl. Before he could say anything to her, the girl spoke first "Let's break up!" "good!" It turned out that the girl held the last glimmer of hope. As long as the boy refuses, she believes that he has not betrayed himself, and he simply agreed! At 23: 59, the girl's cell phone rang, and it was a boy. "Happy birthday, wife!" "We all broke up! Don't call me that again, "the girl said sadly. "Wife, I want to see you. I'm already on my way to your house. I will be there in five minutes. I have something very important to tell you! " Then the boy hung up. The girl sat by the window, counting the passing time bit by bit. It's already two o'clock in the morning and the boy hasn't appeared yet. She turned off the light, got into bed, closed her tired eyes and soon fell asleep ... "Wife!" " "The girl woke up from her dream when she heard the boy crying. She saw the boy sitting quietly by her bed." You liar, do you know what time it is? "I hate you," the girl roared angrily. Honey, there was a traffic accident on the road just now, so there is a traffic jam now! "Boys holding girls, eyes dull, body temperature is very cold. The girl wanted to break free, but he hugged her tightly. " Honey, don't do this! I can only stay for a short time. I just came to see you and left. I'm leaving right now! Don't say anything, just listen to me! ""after breaking up, you will be alone! I'm worried. What would you do without me? " "You don't like breakfast, and you always want me to help you get your favorite fried eggs every day. Who will make breakfast for you while I'm away? " "When you have a stomachache, you always fall asleep in my arms. Who will give you a hug when I'm gone? " "Wife, you know? You are too overbearing. I have to take off everything you want, even the stars in the sky, or you won't talk to me for days! " "Wife, you told me to go to the hospital to donate blood. After donating blood, I left alone. Then you ignored me for a week. Finally, I shouted ten sentences on the bus,' Wife, I was wrong!' Then talk to me! Honey, in fact, I feel dizzy and pale after drawing blood. I was afraid you were worried, so I left alone! ""Wife, you broke up with me today. I hid in the toilet and cried. You must laugh at me for being worthless! Why are you hiding? Because my sister is going home soon, she is staying at my house these days. I'm afraid she'll see. You haven't met my sister yet! " The boy sighed deeply and said with a smile, "I seem to talk too much nonsense today, hehe!" "My dear, you go to sleep! I'm leaving! " Listening to the boy's conversation, the girl suddenly felt very sour, a feeling of where you are going. When she looked at that boy, she always felt that he was a little different from usual, but she couldn't tell where he was different! Looking at the back of his departure, the girl had an impulse to stop him, but she was still angry. This time, she must be asked for a month before she will talk to him! The sunshine slanted into the bedroom and the girl was lying on the bed. The phone rang soon and the girl answered impatiently. A strange woman sobbed on the phone. "I am Hao's sister, Hao, he, he, blare! He, he, has an accident! " In the hospital, the boy lay quietly in bed, his eyes closed and his face was as white as a sheet. The girl held his body and waited for a while without saying anything! The boy's sister told her that he collided with a truck last night and died on the spot. He was taken away by death before he could leave his last words! "When I saw him, his eyes were open and he was holding this ring in his hand. He proposed to you in order to buy this ring on your birthday. Every night, he goes to the mine to dig coal with others. He almost lost his life several times when he encountered a landslide! " The girl felt black at the moment and weak all over! Since then, the girl has never been in love again. She will always remember the figure of that boy. If I can meet him in my next life, she will say 10 thousand words to him on the bus: husband, I'm sorry! Postscript: August 7th, one month before my wife's birthday! Today, I saw a marriage proposal ring in a jewelry store. The name is Love of a lifetime. I want to propose to my wife on my birthday this year. August 10 today, I heard from my colleagues that the coal miners in the mine are very profitable! I'm clamoring to follow. It's really profitable. It's fifty dollars a night! August 15, coal mining is very dangerous, there is a landslide, almost crushed to death! August 2 1 Today, my wife came to get even with me, saying that I didn't answer her phone recently and asked if I hated her. This lovely silly girl, I can't love her all my life, and I can't hate her, but I can't tell her that the signal in the mine is poor! Then let her misunderstand! Today, I went out with my wife on August 27th, and accidentally fell asleep. She scolded me angrily and blamed herself for falling asleep! Even though I didn't go to bed until after five o'clock yesterday, I couldn't doze off. Being with your wife is the happiest! September 1 my sister came to see me from the countryside today, and my mother asked me to take my girlfriend back to her old man's house at the end of the year! Today is the last day of coal mining on September 4th. When we finished mining coal in the dark and were ready to call it a day, suddenly there was a landslide, and I was pinned down by it. Fortunately, I climbed out desperately to save my life! I went home with a salary of 1.5 thousand, and finally I didn't have to do such a scary job. On September 5th, I bought a ring in a jewelry store with money. The day after tomorrow is my wife's birthday. I will propose to my wife after 0/2 tomorrow night/kloc-. I haven't seen my wife for several days. I miss her so much! I went home on September 6th today, and so did my wife. I'm glad to see her. I'm just about to tell her that I miss her very much! Before the words were finished, my wife asked me to break up. My heart stung and tears swirled in my eyes. I promised her, because I promised her that no matter what she asked me to do, I couldn't sayno. Even if I broke up with her, I would die of grief! My wife slapped me and went out. Today is my wife's birthday on September 7th, and I have been thinking about her all day. In the evening, I picked up the ring and called my wife. Anyway, I must propose to my wife. I will take care of her all my life! On the way, the ring fell out of my pocket and rolled onto the road. I quickly stopped and ran to pick it up. A truck came towards me, and I didn't have time to get out of the way! I just feel blood in my eyes! I don't know how long it took, but I woke up and stood beside death. It tells me that I don't belong to this world anymore. I saw my sister crying with my bloody body in her arms. Wife, I want to find a wife. I begged death and it promised me half an hour to see my wife. Came to his wife's bedside, stroking her hair, reluctant to go. I'm afraid my wife will be left unattended after I leave. What should she do? Honey, I'm sorry, I can't take care of you forever! Honey, you must be happy. If I'm still so unlucky in the next life, I hope God will let me meet you earlier! Dear, farewell!
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