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I am a little crab. One day, I dropped two pliers while walking and went to see a doctor. The doctor asked me what was wrong. What did I mean when I said I didn't have pliers?
2, "no pliers" homophonic "no money". The little crab dropped two pliers while walking. He went to see a doctor. The doctor asked what was going on. He said there were no pliers, and that's the joke. Homonym means I have no money. I have no money now.
3. Work hard in society. In fact, every family has a difficult experience. Relatives and friends borrow money too directly, and they will feel embarrassed in the future. You can refuse by joking without hurting your feelings.
4. Laugh at yourself that you have no money and no money to see a doctor.
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As the saying goes, money is not everything, but money is absolutely impossible.
In this impetuous society, everyone is pursuing their dreams every day. Everyone starts chasing their dreams every morning, and constantly forces themselves to do things they don't want to do for the life they want.
With money, relatives and friends surround you, and former partners contact you, smiling at people, flattering you and holding you with sweet words; No money, relatives and friends are far away from you, classmates and friends are avoiding you, looking at you coldly and gossiping about you.
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