There is a joke about a brother, one speaks English and the other speaks Mandarin.

Three brothers: It was very cold this morning. The three brothers went to the ATM to withdraw money, and happened to meet the cash truck to add money. In desperation, the three men had to stand by and wait hard, when the eldest brother said to the second brother, did you freeze your hand? (Do you want to do it? The second brother replied coldly: frozen hands! (Do it! As a result, four guns were pointed at the third brother in an instant ... three people were arrested and sent to the police station. On the way, the third brother said nothing. Later, the third brother asked: Why don't you open your mouth (clap)? As a result, eight shots were aimed at Brother San instantly ... When I arrived at the police station, the policeman asked Brother: What's your name? Big Brother: Jiang (speaks English). The policeman asked again, What's your name? Big Brother: Jiang (speaks English). The policeman shouted at his eldest brother, What's your name? )? Big Brother: (Silence is right. The policeman turned to his second brother and said, What's your name? )? The second brother replied shyly: Jiang Guoyu (speaking Mandarin). The policeman asked again, what's your name? Second brother: Jiang Guoyu (speaking Mandarin), the police shouted at second brother: What's your name? The second child: (silent) The policeman asked the third child again: What's your name? Lao San: Jiang Fangyan (speaking dialect), the policeman shouted at Lao San: What's Nong's name? Third: Jiang Fangyan (speaking dialect), the police vomited blood and died. . . .