What are the hilarious slips of the tongue that happened around you?

There are four, one is a true story and three are jokes.

Really, I went to Medsk to buy sundaes. After I entered the door, I shouted to the clerk all the way: "I want a sundae!" " "As a result, the clerk didn't know what to think, so he casually said: OK! What flavor do you want? Hot or not. . . (There are only chocolates and strawberries in sundaes) "and then it's embarrassing in an instant!

The first joke: A cake shop is selling two kinds of sandwich pies, cream stuffing and taro stuffing. When a customer arrived at the counter, he wanted to say to the salesman, "I want two taro fillings and two cream fillings." As a result, he said nervously, "Give me two nipples."

The second joke One day, a high school student finished his homework very quickly. He was very excited. His brain suddenly screamed at the teacher: Mom, I want to eat steamed sausage and fried eggs tonight. The teacher also replied: Good! I won't talk about it later, and everyone who has seen it knows it.

The third joke: A hostess said a sentence during the live broadcast: Hello, audience friends! Welcome to the news "Thirty Marries, Divided" broadcast by CCTV and TV. As a result, I didn't expect this farce to be staged again 30 years later!