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Which line made the bullet fly impressed you the most?
Pockmarked Zhang: I think this place is good.
Favorite: the people are poor and have no oil and water to squeeze.
Pockmarked Zhang: I never want poor people's money.
Beloved: If you don't scratch the poor, who will take the money?
Pockmarked Zhang: Whoever has money will earn it.
Beloved: Have you ever been a county magistrate?
Pockmarked Zhang: No.
Beloved: I tell you, as soon as the county magistrate takes office, he will find an excuse to win over the gentry and pay taxes and materials. After they pay, people can take money with them. After that, all the money of the gentry will be returned, and the money of the people will be divided into three parts.
Asako Zhang: Why is it only 70%?
Favorite: 70% belongs to others, and 30% depends on Huang Shiro's face.
Zhang: Whose face?
Favorite: him.
Pockmarked Zhang: Him? I came all this way just to see his face?
Favorite: Yes.
Pockmarked Zhang: I finally grabbed a train and became a county magistrate.
Master; That's right.
Pockmarked Zhang: I also want to win over the gentry.
Favorite: Yes.
Asako Zhang: I have to make an excuse.
Favorite: That's right.
Zhang: It depends on his face.
Favorite: Yes.
Pockmarked Zhang: Can't I be a beggar on my knees?
Beloved: If you say so, it's really begging to buy an official to be a county magistrate. That's it. How many people want to kneel?
Pockmarked Zhang: Let me ask you, why should I go up the mountain to be a robber?
Tout: shake your head.
Pockmarked Zhang: I just can't kneel down because my legs and feet are not flexible.
Beloved: So if you want to earn money standing, you'd better go back to the mountains.
Pockmarked Zhang: Huh? I don't understand this. I was a county magistrate, why not be a bandit?
Beloved: In people's eyes, you are a county magistrate, but in Huang Shiro's eyes, you are begging on your knees, making money and doing business well.
Pockmarked Zhang: Poor.
Favorite: not poor, then do you want to stand or earn money?
Asako Zhang: I want to earn money standing up.
Beloved: Can't you earn it?
Pockmarked Zhang: Can't you earn it?
Favorite: I can't earn it.
Pockmarked Zhang: Can you make money from this?
Favorite: Yes, in the mountains.
Pockmarked Zhang: Can you make money from this?
Favorite: I can earn, kneeling.
Pockmarked Zhang: With this, can you make money standing?
Favorite: Who is Brother Jiutong?
Asako Zhang: Me, Asako Zhang.
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Zhang Mazi: People don't want to believe that a bandit's name is. People prefer to believe that his name is Asako. People are particularly willing to believe that his face should be pockmarked.
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