Ask for a joke story (about 100 words)

1, m: Don't worry! I will definitely marry you! I must give you an explanation!

W: When will it take?

M: Soon! I'll marry you if I get divorced!

W: When are you leaving?

M: Soon, I will marry her next year! Let's go after the knot!

Woman: Huh? Why wait until next year to get married?

M: Because she hasn't left this year!

2. Woman: "Would you like to be my sun?" .

Man: "I do!" .

Woman: "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me. ......"

3. Seeing my boyfriend playing iPad, I rubbed up to him and asked, "So, what am I to you?"

"Oh, you are my iPad!"

He was ecstatic and said, "So you can hold me in your hand?"

"No."

"What's that?"

"The front flat back plate is ..."

Before the boys met, I heard that girls like to be mature, so they grew beards for a few days on blind date.

As a result, the girl saw it and even said, Grandpa, didn't your son come?

5, a man and a woman meet for dinner, and the girls get everything ready early and wait for the boys to come and get it, but no one comes and it's an hour late.

I was sure that I had been stood up, so I took off my makeup, tied my hair, put on my pajamas, took popcorn and started watching TV.

Less than ten minutes later, the doorbell rang. It was the man who asked her out. The boy looked her up and down and said loudly, "I'm already an hour late. Aren't you ready?"