What jokes do you know about constellations?

As we all know, people of different constellations have different personalities and styles in life. It is precisely because of these different differences that each constellation produces some jokes.

Let me tell those jokes about constellations.

"I am a person who pursues perfection." "Why?" "I am a Virgo, and I hate Virgo." This joke satirizes Virgo's extremely critical and perfect effect to the fullest.

Once upon a time, a Virgo asked the master, "Master, what constellation does Virgo match?" Then the master answered him, "Scorpio." So Virgo was puzzled and asked the master, "Why?" At this time, the master replied very flatly: "Why not, please let go of other constellations." This joke reflects the phenomenon that Virgo and Scorpio are not popular at ordinary times.

Sagittarius's son asked his father, "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?" Dad replied, "Because you are not good, dad has a lot of white hair." At this time, the son of Sagittarius asked again, "Why is grandpa's hair all white?" This joke shows Sagittarius's ability to think well.

Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, if it's not sweet, it's free." At this time, a Taurus man appeared and said to the stall owner, "Boss! Not sweet watermelon. " This passage embodies the housekeeping and rational quality of Taurus.

The Aquarius boy asked his mother, "Why are you called Mr. Sun An's ancestor?" Mother replied, "Ancestors are the names of people who have passed away." This is the boy's answer: "Does the deceased grandmother want to order fresh milk?" This passage reflects the uniqueness of Aquarius, and thinking is always different from ordinary people.

Dad told his Pisces daughter a story about his childhood. After listening, the daughter had tears in her eyes and said to her father with great sympathy, "Did you come to our house without eating?" This joke shows the characteristics of Pisces and is compassionate, no matter what the situation is.

Although these paragraphs about constellations are only a paragraph, they can fully reflect the characteristics and quality of these constellations.