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One day, an alien met an earthman. The alien gestured 3, the earthman gestured 5, the alien gestured 8, and the earthman gave a thumbs up. The earthlings came home and said to their wives, "Today's aliens are really amazing. He said 3, I said 5, and he knew it was equal to 8. " When the alien arrived at the planet, he said to the leader, "Now the earth people are really amazing. We cannot attack. I said we killed three people, he said they killed five people, I said we killed them with guns, and he said they killed them with their thumbs. "
Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then this man roasted squid!
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