Are there any funny jokes in Minnan?

1. Why does watermelon kill people? Because "Watermelon Taro"!

On my way home, I stopped at my grandmother's booth to squeeze and drink sugarcane juice. At this moment, a foreigner passed by. He had never seen such a booth before, so he leaned in to have a look and wanted a drink. But the grandmother who sells sugarcane juice is from southern Fujian, so she doesn't talk to outsiders. So I became an interpreter, and grandma began to put sugar cane into the juicer to squeeze sugar cane juice. Foreigners saw it. Grandma was furious: I stopped talking earlier and dropped it.

3. Q: Where does the gourd baby come from? A: Jinjiang. Why? Because gourd baby gourd baby, King Kong (Jinjiang) gourd baby.

It is said that mango came to Minnan through the Maritime Silk Road and was planted in front of and behind the house. This kind of fruit is delicious, but everyone doesn't know its name. One year in early summer, the champion of Jinke came to South Fujian for a cruise and saw mangoes hanging on the trees for people to pick and taste. Because the mango is not ripe, I shouted "sour" after tasting it! Everyone is watching, and the champion is brilliant. It turned out that this thing was called "Suai 'a", and from then on, Minnan people were called Mango Suai 'a!

People in southern Fujian often pronounce "said" as "pro". I heard such a cry at the fruit stand one day. A young lady shouted at a handsome guy who bought bananas: I don't believe you, come and kiss, no money!

6. After the "Bangsai" shoe industry, I found another "Orsay" iron hawthorn. After reading it, I burst into laughter. . (Orsay = bad, Orsay = rotten person. )

7. An old woman went to the grocery store and asked the lady, "Would you rather not have a stove?" ? Do you have hibiscus at home? ) The lady said: Do you want to exercise or barbecue? Grandma said: roast you to death! I want to wash my hair. ! !

8. One day, an uncle went to McDonald's for breakfast. Attendant: "What does this uncle need? Abreu: Give me a fortress full of blessings! Waiter: Do you want eggs, Aber? Abreu: "Good! Attendant: "add eggs and add ten dollars more!" Abreu (surprised): "Is this ten dollars more?" Will pretend, wow, wait outside. "(Add eggs = etc. ).

9. An uncle, who had drunk too much and felt sick, rushed to the hospital for rescue. Nurse MM asked him to fill in the information. He only wrote one "Lin" and then stopped. The nurse asked, "What do you care about? Uncle replied: "I drink Qingyuan beer." "The nurse said," No! What's your name? Uncle replied: "My name is Honglai chicken feet and fried vinegar meat.