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Tang Priest: Dear Wukong, I write this letter slowly because I know you can't read it quickly. We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 1 2 pieces. I said 8 yuan is enough, 1 2 yuan can't be eaten. The coat I sent you was afraid of being overweight, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket. Chang 'e was born, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt. Finally, I want to send you money, but the envelope has been sealed. Labor Day is coming, don't forget to tell the children a long time ago: at that time, the sky was blue, the water was green, crops were growing in the field, pork was safe to eat, mice were afraid of cats, the court was reasonable, marriage came first, barbershops only cared about haircuts, medicine could cure diseases, doctors were saving lives, filming did not need to sleep with directors, and clothes were needed for taking pictures. The father of the child knows very well that the school is not for making money, an idiot can't be a professor, selling dog meat can't be a sheep's head, getting married can't be a MM, paying for things, and being spanked if he doesn't reply after reading it. (Wish: Happy May Day! ! ! )