I beg you for a funny sketch script of about 8 minutes

Short sketch "New Year's Day Flower Sending"

Performers: 2 men and 2 women

College students: hypothetical scenario (sitting around in the courtyard like a donkey) Stomping in the dormitory) (When you encounter a continuous rhyming sentence, you can add some rhythm to match it, such as the one below)

Tomorrow will be New Year’s Day,

I have been sitting in the house Spin around,

Others are overjoyed,

I am still a bachelor... Woman! Why do you keep hurting me? Tragic!

Flower girl: (comes on stage holding a card)

The next century will inevitably become the Internet age,

All kinds of information spread quickly,

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Someone ordered a rose online,

I will deliver the last takeaway before New Year's Day,

Dormitory No. 250, 14250, what is the number? Are you kidding me? You are only 250.

Hey, work! I have no choice but to be "laid off" after delivering the goods this time~~! I smile triumphantly~~I smile triumphantly~~~~! (The proud smile needs to be soundtracked)

College student: (Go to open the door)

The doorbell keeps chirping, here it comes! Coming! What's it called?

The roses must have been delivered on time, ouch! Ouch! MM Yeah!

College student: Huh? Why do you look familiar?

Flower Girl: Huh? Why do you feel hot-eyed?

College student: Oh my god, I saw it online! An old acquaintance! (Do you understand that the soundtrack playing here is all from the Northeast?)

Flower Girl: That’s not a bad thing. We are chatting very speculatively online, but secretly... I secretly treat you as an internet kid. Where is the lover!

College student: (overjoyed) Tell the audience that the online girls below are really amazing.

You don’t have to think about what you say to be shy.

I My heart was beating wildly,

Suddenly I felt that life was so beautiful!

Flower girl: (keeps sighing)

Alas! well! well!

College student: What happened? What are you sighing for?

Flower girl: (said painfully)

Life is really a trick on people.

Who are you buying roses for?

I saw God when I looked at it!

You look like an alien!

College student: (looking at the flower girl in surprise! Feeling inspired)

I spend all day messing around online,

Life is too monotonous,

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I suddenly want to make a cocktail,

This rose is the ingredient,

Hmm, mainly because my life is too depressing! Adjust yourself! Adjusted to the point where everyone now looks like an "alien"! Life! Depressing! Not interesting!

Flower Girl: Why are you depressed? You have to learn to have fun... Even if you are depressed, it’s not your turn! Do you know?

College student: In this big festival place, is there anyone more depressed than me?

Flower Girl: Too many!

The leader of Luoyang is doing nothing, and the people call him a big bastard.

Clinton, you have to reckon with it, he is now millions in debt;

The football player goes to pick up girls. , just don’t get down to business!

College students: That’s not right. The football players go to a hotel room to pick up underage girls. It’s the football watchers who are the ones who are depressed...someone cares but no one cares! ?

Flower Girl: What, you also like watching football? Your image instantly grew taller in my heart... You are a real man... But! Chinese football! When will you start?

College student: (How can you praise others so much...)

After hearing what she said,

I feel that I need to be arrogant,

p>

Since people have a good impression of me,

quickly talk her down,

I say big girl,

Li Guyi dared to expose the leader , I dare to stand up and blow up the bunker;

The cattle are running towards the countryside of Mengcheng, it seems that being the county magistrate is no big deal;

This rose was sent by you ,

I have overcome all difficulties and borrowed flowers to offer to Buddha to express my feelings!

Flower Girl: What’s up, are you happy? I’m not depressed anymore...

College student: Today will be the most unforgettable day for me...

Flower Girl: That’s fine, just pay. I’ll give you a rose, 40 yuan. , chat with you, 210 yuan...

College student: Chat with me? Why are the fees so high?

Flower girl: I really don’t know anything. 210 is 210. What’s the reason? Haven’t you heard someone say that it doesn’t matter? Okay, one *** is 250, just right, for nothing~~~~Go on and be depressed!

College student: (It’s painful)

This day is something I will never forget forever.

I swear I will never find a partner again!

Woman! Why do you keep hurting me!

Am I like a fire beside you! I hate you! (The soundtrack plays at the end: Are you in love? Are you hurt, or can’t afford to be hurt? Did it help you?)

(End)