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"The Peacock Flies Southeast" (English funny drama)

Source: 2007-03-30 12:03:58 Star English Learning Network Favorite Wanderseveryfivemiles

Six people perform an English comedy play.

"The Peacock Flies Southeast" (English funny drama)

Source: 2007-03-30 12:03:58 Star English Learning Network Favorite Wanderseveryfivemiles

Six people perform an English comedy play.

"The Peacock Flies Southeast" (English funny drama)

Source: 2007-03-30 12:03:58 Star English Learning Network Favorite Wanderseveryfivemiles

Jiao Zhongqing Johnny(Jforshort)Lunch(Lforshort)

Johnny'smother(JMforshort)Lunch'smother(LMforshort)

The governor's son Mayor'sson(MSforshort) the robber Burglars (ABandC)

Prologue

(J ran onto the stage as if he was beaten, a roll of paper was smashed out, J was hit, and was in a state of embarrassment)

J:Everybody says that I'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger,(whisper)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(pointing to the door at the stage and shouting)I'mnotafraidofyou!

(A washbasin was smashed out, J caught it and used it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I'mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare. Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(Another roll of paper was thrown out, hitting J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(Part 2)< /p>

Act1

(At the end of the prologue, JM acts like eavesdropping)

JM (on a walking stick): Ican!

(Inside the opposite door )Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?

L (wearing an apron, holding a spatula, jumped out of the door): I'mhere!What'supmum?

JM: I 'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme"mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law".

L: OK. Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

lazy……

L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson ,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall

daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(waving angrily Spatula):Oh, you wantagrandso

n, don'tyou? (Start to take off the apron) Goandaskyour

son.I'mleaving! (Tear off the apron and throw it on JM's face, down)

Act2

(LM sits on the stage knitting, L comes on with a spatula)

L: Mum, I'mback!

LM: Youareback?Why?Whathappened?

L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

LM (surprised, but then showed a look of gloating): See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor, butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Mum,I 'mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

I'llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:"Ifyoudaughter

Haven' tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!"Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo

andtellhim.(Part 2)

L(surprise):What?Themayor'sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(Pot in Hand

p>

Shoveled it to the ground) WhatasillythingIhavedone! (Part 2)

Act3

(J went up with sleepy eyes)

J (walking and talking): Lunch! Lunch! Wherearemysocks?

(Walked a few steps and picked up socks on the ground) Heretheyare! (Smell it) Er! Howsmelly! Theyarestilldirty!

(Suddenly remembered) Lunchhasgone! Ihavetowashthemmyself.

(His stomach seemed to growl) Oh, I'msohungry! Butthere'snobreakfast!(Picked up the apron from the floor) ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill !Now

shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

JM(Part 1):Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet?

J:Mum,can' tyouremember? Lunchhasgone!

JM (thinking for a moment): Well, totellyouthetruthJohnny, asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

girl, goandtakeherback!

J (stand at attention and salute): Yesm

adam!

Act4

(J was walking happily, and suddenly three robbers jumped out)

A: Heyyou! Stopandlistentous!

Theroadisbuiltbyme!(raised his foot and stepped heavily on a big stone)

B:AndIplantedonetree!(also raised his foot and stepped on the same stone)

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- (Trying to step on a stone, but stepped on A's foot)

AB&C: Giveusallyourmoney!

J (searched every pocket and took out a dime): Is1maoenough?

p>

(The three robbers fainted, and then the three gathered together to discuss)

A: Whatbadluck! Thisguyisbroken!

B: Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

C:Iheardthatthemayor'ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

robthewedding!

A&B:Goodidea!

J(surprised):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It' simpossible!

AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!

J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet!

(Suddenly got an idea)I'vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding ,don'tyou?I'llgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

B:Haveyougotanyexperience?

J:No.ButI'vegotthis!(J Take off your shoes He took out a check from inside and wrote $1,000,000)

Act5

(In a blink of an eye, it was time for the wedding. MS held the bride in red silk in high spirits, J Wearing a red hijab, he was reluctantly pulled onto the stage)

(J and the three robbers jumped to Taichung)

ABC&J: Heyyou! Stopandlistentous!

A: Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B:AndIplantedonetree.

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

J:Giveusallyourmoney!

(L heard J’s Voice, raised the hijab)

L (extremely surprised): Johnny! (Desperately ran to J’s side and hid behind him)

(MS was furious, waving The punch was thrown at J. J ducked and MS hit L behind J, L fainted)

J (furious): Howdareyoubeatmywife! (Punches at MS)

(J Melee with MS, JM enters, knocks MS unconscious with crutches)

(J pulls off the groom's sign from MS's chest and wears it on his own chest)

J (helps L up, Asked with concern): Honey, howareyou?

L (crying): Ihurtalot!

J: Don'tcrybaby.I'llgoandfetchthemedicine. (Part 2)

L (Get up and chase): Waitforme! (Run

(Part 2)

(Music from CanYouCelebrate)

English humor skit script The Pocket Money

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs English Short script

Narration: Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪: (Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

Queen: I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me , I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

Magic Mirror: Yes, I'm coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

Mirror: Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think. But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you.

Queen: She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.

/yingyujuben/ This website is all about,,choose by yourself, but I have been growing up for a long time,,to fulfill your promise, Pay me back :)