Please change the lines of "Who Makes You Excellent" into a skit about campus study?

A: Hello everyone, hello everyone. Dear classmates and teachers.

A: Student A. B: Student B. AB: Happy New Year to you.

A: Oh, thank you for your encouragement. Without your encouragement, I, A, would not be where I am today. Every classmate is A’s reborn parent.

B: Wow, that’s a good thing to say. Everyone knows why A is so polite today? Because our school is the only outstanding student selection this year, in the preliminary evaluation, A won first place! Shall we say congratulations?

A: Whether you can succeed or not depends on the teacher’s approval.

B: This is almost the same.

A: In fact, everyone knows me very well. I don’t care about fame and wealth.

B: That’s right.

A: I expressed my opinion to the teacher repeatedly.

B: What do you say?

A: A gold cup or a silver cup is not as good as students’ reputation, first and second prizes are not as good as students’ praise, pig’s trotters and chicken hands are not as good as students’ clapping, bear’s paws and goose paws are not as good as students’ applause, thank you!

B: The words are rude but not rude. Makes sense.

Off-site voice: The commendation order for outstanding students is here! Outstanding student awards are here!

B: It’s coming. I'll read it to you.

A: I’m not sure.

B: Award for Outstanding Students!

A: Make everyone laugh.

B: This student plays an exemplary role in everything.

A: This is what I should do.

B: Good at uniting students and helping others.

A: I’m used to it.

B: I always study hard and study regardless of class or get out of class.

A: They are all controlled by the teacher.

B: A decision was made this year to award Comrade B the honorary title of Outstanding Student. Hey hey hey, A, A, wake up! I haven't done anything! Hey, ambulance, come on, ambulance! Hey, help!

A: Why call an ambulance?

B: Help!

A: Who to save?

B: Hey, didn’t you faint just now?

A: You wish I could die.

B: It doesn’t mean that, it doesn’t mean that.

A: B.

B: Hey.

A: I can’t tell!

B: Oh, A, you may have misunderstood.

A: I didn’t misunderstand. Congratulations.

B: Eh.

A: Congratulations.

B: Thank you.

A: Not only do I want to go down, teachers and classmates, let’s finish class together!

B: What does getting out of class mean?

A: Now let’s let B play alone all night, okay? Thank you for your understanding.

B: Stop.

A: Can’t stand.

B: You dare. Isn’t it because he was not rated as an outstanding student? Just now you kept saying that the students are your reborn parents, oh, if you are not rated as an outstanding student, you will not recognize your parents.

You are too unfilial child. come over! Apologize to your parents, hurry up

A: I’m sorry, parents,

B: That’s right,

A: I just became a pervert.

B: Huh?

A: I lost my temper

B: I was shocked

A: Well, for the sake of your parents, I will accompany you B finished this cross talk.

B: That’s right

A: After that, we will go our separate ways

B: Okay, okay, no problem.

A: Yes,

B: Yes

A: Just say it.

B: Yes.

Let me tell you what, you tell me first in our cross talk,

A: Yes, it turned out that I was the first to speak, but now you are an excellent student, please speak first

B: Is this comparable to outstanding students?

A: Of course, your commendation order clearly states that this student plays an exemplary role in every aspect? If you don’t tell me first, I’ll tell you first! Say

B: Let me say it first. I will say it first. Dear classmates, good evening. Today we will tell you about a cross talk. Hey, hey, oh, this cross talk is about a joke, and two people have to tell the joke. He can't be the only one to say, "You have a shofar!"

A: What’s wrong!

B: Again, what?

A: Why don’t you be allowed to play an exemplary role?

B: I’ve taken the lead, it’s your turn.

A: Oh, you’ve finished taking the lead. Sorry, I'll let you speak my words.

Looking for: Why should I say your words!

A: Your commendation order clearly states that the student has always worked hard and conscientiously, regardless of whether he is in class or after class. No matter who is speaking, you alone have to say it. Come on, classmates, let’s applaud and encourage him to tell everyone a cross talk, okay! OK, thank you.

B: This is impossible to say.

A: The students here didn’t applaud warmly enough. The students over there cheered him up! Hahahaha

B: Stop, that’s it. Get down here, ah, get down here as soon as possible.

A: Huh? What do you mean?

B: It’s better to have you than not to have you. Who are you? This is

A: This is you asking me to go down?

B: Leave as soon as possible

A: Don’t regret it

B: I won’t regret it

A: Just go down.

B: This is how you evaluate outstanding students

A: What’s the big deal, just go down.

B: Huh?

A: Just go down, I’m sitting here

B: Well, okay! Then I will tell you this cross talk in a down-to-earth manner, saying that we have an old man there,

A: (sitting on the steps causing trouble) Sister Liu, Sister Liu, Sister Liu, you are here too. , Sister Liu. Hahaha. . Is that your husband next to you? Ah, it's your boyfriend. Haha, no wonder you bring different people with you every time. Hahaha,,,, tell me? Let's applaud him and encourage him to continue speaking.

B: Thank you, thank you. Then I'll move on. Say we have one there. . .

A: Sister Zhao, Sister Zhao, Sister Zhao, go find your Sister Zhao. I admit my mistake.

B: Are you virtuous? You and I will continue. Talk about us

A: Grandma Wang, Grandma Wang, haha,,,

B: You don’t have so many acquaintances!

A: What’s this! I say hello and you talk about your cross talk.

B: No, you always say hello, so I can’t say it?

A: It’s none of my business. Who makes you excellent? If not, who else is playing tricks on you? Grandma Wang

B: I beg you, can you come up?

A: I will go down if you ask me to.

B: Ah

A: You asked me to come up and I came up again.

B: Yes.

A: I am an elevator!

B: What’s the elevator for?

A: I just discovered today that sitting here is much more comfortable than standing on it. For those of you who want me to continue sitting here, please give me a round of applause and encouragement. Thank you. I see that my parents don’t let me sit here.

I am filial

B: Okay, okay, okay, okay. But there is one thing: you cannot say hello to your acquaintances. OK.

A: Okay, let’s not fight

B: Okay, now I’ll start talking formally. It is said that there is an old man in our place who likes to bet with others that he has that special power. He said he can bite his left eye.

Do you think this is interesting?

A: This is not interesting. This old man’s left eye is a prosthetic eye. He took it out, bit it and put it back again. This is called cross talk.

B: He has something even more awesome, he can also bite his right eye. You can’t have both eyes fake. This would be fun, right?

A : This is not even fun. This old man also has a pair of dentures. He takes them off, bites them, and puts them back in. I wonder how such a person can be rated as an outstanding student.

B: Come on, come on, let me guess a riddle for everyone, saying that it looks like a dog from a distance, and it looks like a dog from up close. Hit it and it won’t move, scold it and it won’t go away, and pull it over. It just goes.

A: Dead dog, who doesn’t know?

B: It looks like a fan from a distance, but it looks like an electric fan from up close. The fan is an electric fan, but it just doesn’t turn.

A: No electricity

B: It looks like a car from a distance, but it looks like a car when you look up close.

A: No gasoline

B: It looks like it is far away It looks like a car

A: There is no driver

B: It looks like a car from a distance

A: The driver has gone to the toilet

B : I can’t say that.

A: You can’t say, who makes you excellent, you deserve it.

B: Let me tell you A, let me tell you another one, if you can still guess it.

A: How about it!

B: I will give you the outstanding students

A: What did you say?

B: If you can still guess, I will give you the outstanding students.

A: Is this what you said?

B: What I said

A: Everyone testify for me

B: Can everyone testify together?

A: You testify Question

B: Listen to it

A: Yes

B: Talk about bird people and add a little bit of black people,

A: That’s not a good person either. < /p>

A: Yes

B: Would you say that you are "immoral" or "indispensable"?

A: I am immoral

B: If I am immoral, you are a black man

A: Huh? Wait a minute, I can't do without you

B: If I can't do without you, I'm a bird. Think about it, are you lacking in virtue? Say

A: You are wicked