What is a digital joke? Say a few words and listen.

1. Cobra dated an elephant, shivered and said, "Come on, come on, bring such a big pig. welcome 2. An underworld boss stopped a young man at an alley and asked him: What is one plus one? The young man was afraid and thought for a long time and said that it was equal to two. The underworld boss quickly took out his pistol and killed him. Leave a message when you leave: You know too much. I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person. 4, not dead, one is for money. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, so he kept crying, crying, crying ... and finally ... sprouted. 6. Policeman: "Say, what's your name? Prisoner: "My name is Jackie Chan." Policeman: "Why don't you call Zhen Chen? Correct your attitude ~ tell me your name ~? " Prisoner: My name is Zhen Chen. One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "It's taking a photo again!" " When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, eat him. 9. Two jellyfish collided at the seaside. Jellyfish A: "What the hell! You can't swim with your eyes! Jellyfish B: What are eyes? Jellyfish A: I don't know. Last time I met someone, he called me that. Jellyfish B: Oh! That's right! 10, there is a kind of fruit, he is very busy all day, and finally everyone calls him busy fruit.