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What is the comment that moved you most about Netease Cloud?
I really feel how desperate you are when I read this comment. Although Laozi is a dirty word, it is appropriate to use it here and treat you sincerely, but you won't understand what it's like to be abandoned by someone who really loved you.
Maybe you will regret seeing this place many years later, but don't go back, because at that time, maybe he already has someone who loves him.
How painful is it to have your account cancelled?
"She's getting married. I drove 400 kilometers overnight. Unfortunately, the groom is not me. I have been following. Suddenly, a short message came from my mobile phone. She said, don't send it. I replied to her with tears: How do you know that I am behind? She replied, "Your tractor is too noisy. "-I'm sorry -Sorry, people who don't understand me.
It seems like a joke, but the moral is that men are too poor, but they love women deeply. Because women don't understand men, they can't struggle and grow together with men, so they can only abandon men and leave.
In the final analysis, it is the period from love to marriage. Love can be without money, but marriage can't.
Life without material security is a mess, and true love can't resist the blow of reality after all.
"I haven't been in love in 92 and have been single. People always ask me: Why not fall in love? I said: there is no suitable one. So they said that I had a high vision and didn't recognize myself. I'll tell you the truth. I just think it's harder to love someone when I grow up. More and more people know who they love and more and more people can tell what love is. So I chose to wait. For a long time, I spent it alone. " -The account has been cancelled.-Netease Cloud Hot Review Buries Winter
Maybe you think this person is very sad. In 1992, everyone around him may have children in elementary school, and you haven't been in love yet, so some people wonder if there is something wrong with him.
Actually, it's not. I have never been in love, because he knows to do the right thing at the right moment. Maybe it is destiny takes a hand, that person has been waiting for you in the distance.
Therefore, be yourself when you are not in love, and people who love you will naturally come.
"My father wants me to get into a good high school, and my mother wants me to focus on my studies. Only when my grandmother slept with me did she tell me, "Don't be too stressed. I just want my granddaughter to be happy and healthy. "It's a pity that grandma didn't wait until I was admitted to high school ... unfortunately, I was caught by a big car ..."-Qiqi was so sleepy-Netease Cloud commented on Yilan's love story.
"Hello, Li Huanying", I unconsciously remembered the recently popular Home in Jia Ling. Although my mother often says that her children are useless, she is the one who loves me the most, so don't regret losing them, and pay them back then.
I wish my parents and grandparents good health and good luck in the Year of the Ox.
"Today I went to see the Great Sage return. A child next to him asked his mother, "isn't this a cartoon?" "How come so many adults come to see it?" His mother replied, "Because they have been waiting for the Great Sage to come back, they will grow up." -944 Huang Xiaodao —— A Hot Comment on "Wukong" Netease Cloud
Wukong is really a legend that accompanied our whole childhood. I remember every scene and every movement so clearly. As the mother said, the Great Sage returned and we grew up. I can't believe this scene.
"I have drunk the northwest wind that you have drunk. Is this very poor? " -Jieer-Netease Cloud Hot Review Misplaced Time and Space
Two people will never meet in a misplaced time and space, but what's the taste of northwest wind energy you have drunk? A seemingly simple joke, in fact, the truth is as deep as the sea, and a thousand words can't be expressed.
"Some people say that listening to Ronghao Li's songs will bring real pain, because his songs are always self-deprecating, joking and unwilling to compromise with reality. He has his own unique tone. On some sad nights, Ronghao Li's voice is very gentle. " -Hong Kong Island girls didn't give me Spanish pie.-Young and promising comments.
Listening to Ronghao Li's songs, we can not only hear how impressive his lyrics are, but also hear how his lyrics and his gentle voice cooperate. It seems that there is a wonderful interaction that others can't convey.
So, why did Ronghao Li become popular quickly, why did he become young and promising, and his dream came true?
"I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to the guests from all directions" —— I really want to know you —— comment on Netease Cloud for the rest of my life.
For the rest of my life, I will fill you. How emotional are you talking about? What a beautiful picture it is to get married because of love, but how many people have lost their ignorant love because of marriage in real life?
"This is my third blind date this year. As soon as I sat down, my mother began to talk about the advantages of the girl opposite me. The central idea is that I must marry her and go home as my wife. After my mother finished, the other mother began to praise me for her daughter again. It was half an hour before the two mothers winked at each other and left the table alone. I looked at her quietly for a minute. " Haven't seen you for a long time. "She said it first"-summer in summer-long time no see "
Yes, over and over again, time has passed and it may still be the same person. He didn't get married because of love at first, but now he wants to get married because of blind date. Is this a good thing? I don't seem very happy, but I'm not very sad. I just hope this life won't work out.
"Some people think that comments are pretentious and melodramatic, but they don't know how much effort they have spent writing their feelings into seemingly prosaic sentences. You may not understand, but please don't judge yourself. " -Sha Girl-Hot Review of Netease Cloud "Under Mount Fuji"
1. "He has a son after marriage, so that's what the name means. I declare that I am in high spirits, but I really want to remember you. Seven, he loves you, but he dare not admit it. " -Friends of Nankang-Comments on Netease Cloud Music "Buried in Spring"
Look at this man. He talks about how much he likes me, but in his heart he makes me sad. -Comments on Netease Cloud Music "I am waiting for you for thirty-five"
3. What does it feel like to be responsive but not get it? ""That man's brow is attached to your heart. -Comments on Netease Cloud Music Audio Monster "Prison Master"
4. "In order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning of everything" is probably "Thank you for not living in your eyes, so that I can embrace your back"-Yoga Lin's hot comment on Netease Cloud Music "Back"
To this day, you are still the reason why I refuse others. I am 72 years old. I take a bath once a year. I like mice best. I can fly. I love you. I never cry. Only one of these things is true, and you never know which one it is-Netease Cloud Hot Review-Chen Su's The Last Love Song.
6. You said that after a glass of wine, you will never look back to remember the past. In fact, even if that person hurts you and turns you into a dog, you will still go with him-Netease Cloud Hot Review-with the winter's "You Floating in Your Mind".
7.-"Do you remember her?" -"I forgot, hahahaha ..."-"I haven't said who it is yet ..."-Dai Peini's comment on How | Some H_ s are also good things, asking about the future.
Many years later, when Tom is old, his master no longer likes his new cat and always bullies him. When the cat threw Tom's food out of the door again, Tom dragged his inconvenient legs to pick up the dusty cheese. He breathed a sigh of relief and carefully put the cheese in the corner of the mouse hole covered with cobwebs. You're still here many years later.
1. The saddest thing in this society is those who are neither tyrants nor all scum. They don't know classes, they can't do homework, they don't skip classes, they don't disturb discipline, they are anxious about exams, but they are helpless. Three minutes of heat, hating myself for disappointing, and being buried in the crowd as the most common identity, is the most painful day to live.
-Netease Cloud Hot Review "Ant Chasing Dreams"
2. "Why are you working so hard?" "The place I want to go is far away, the things I want are expensive, the people I like are excellent, my father's white hair and the ridicule of people around me are naturally proud." -"Dreams are Possible"-"Netease Cloud Hot Review"
3. "Is it because I love your future? Who wants to calculate that I will enjoy the happiness of the evening together? "
You, you must never underestimate the determination of a girl to accompany you through hardships.
Don't wait until you are young and have a purpose to feel inferior. You are very good, you can love others.
-Netease Cloud Hot Review "Young and Promising"
My parents can only operate the computer simply. I work in another city, and I am too busy to go back. So I got a 360 on the computer, and they couldn't kill the virus. Every time I go back, I check my computer and get a promotion. Yesterday, my mother called: Son, 360 has indicated that there is no physical examination for 187 days. ...........................................................................................................................................
-From Netease Cloud Music House-Netease Cloud Hot Review
If you like someone, you must tell him, not to let him respond, but to remind him that there are still people in this world who like him so much, and he will deny that he is not useless in the dark days to come. -"Netease Cloud Hot Review"
6. Dad was drunk and said to his boyfriend: If one day you don't like my daughter, please don't lie to her. You came to me and said, it doesn't matter, I'll take her home. -"Netease Cloud Hot Review"
7. I hope you can be treated well now and in the future. Difficulties or problems encountered can always be solved, things you like will not be missed, and people you like happen to be around. It is cool in summer and warm in winter.
-Netease Cloud Hot Review "You are the most precious"
8. Slowly, you will find that only your parents care about you the most.
Only they will be caring and attentive to you.
Only they worry about whether you are full and warm every day.
Only they will tolerate you unconditionally for you.
Parents' love is the most selfless love, even asking for nothing in return.
Thank you for being omnipotent for me instead of Superman.
What supports me is nothing more than the debt I owe my parents in my life.
-Netease Cloud Music Review "Father"
9. My mother is also a little fairy whose fingers don't touch the spring water, and my father is also a Jianghu teenager who dares to break into the world. How can they take care of a little life that intrudes into their lives? They're already freaking out. One generation's youth passed away, and another generation's brilliant life was exchanged. After all, along the way, everyone had a teenage time hiding on the roof and watching the stars in summer nights.
-Netease Cloud Music Review "I am a mother"
10、
He is 30 years old and I was just born.
He is 40 years old and I am 10 years old.
He is 48 years old and I am 18 years old.
He was 48 years old at noon 12 yesterday.
He will be 48 next year, and I 19.
The year after next, he was 48 and I was 20.
He never wanted to make my mother cry, for fear that I wouldn't go to school.
Complaining that he didn't wait for me to grow up,
Bring him up.
It is selfish of him to go alone.
Many people say that the disease is bothering him.
This is also a relief.
My brother and I owe him a lot.
He is always worried about us.
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