Classic jokes, stories and reasons

Classic joke story and truth 1: absolutely horrible rental experience

I once rented a house for some reason. The rent of this house is incredible, but after I moved in, I found that people around me always looked at me with strange eyes and pointed at me behind my back. I was surprised that one day I finally caught the old man at the door and insisted that he tell me the truth. He said to me: Before I moved in, there lived a couple here. They have been very good, but one day they quarreled all night for some unknown reason, and they never saw that woman again. And that person disappeared after redecorating the room.

Neighbors have noticed that this man always paints the wall in the middle of the night, so they all think that this girl was killed by this man, and then the body was built into the wall. After listening to this story, my back chills.

Back to my residence, I checked everywhere, and finally sat on the bed, staring at a suspicious water stain on the opposite wall. The more I look at it, the more I feel like a person's shape. Her posture seems to be struggling to get out. My hair stands on end, so I will fall asleep soon.

In the middle of the night, I had a dream that two lovers were having a big fight. The man strangled the woman with a rope and buried her body in the wall. I saw the woman struggling in the wall with blood in her eyes, shouting: let me out, let me out! ! ! ! I woke up with a fright. I can't stand it any longer. I picked up a screwdriver to dig the wall.

Finally, I dug a small hole, and then I saw an eye looking at me?

Oh, my God, is that true?

suddenly

Eyes into the mouth, and then began to speak:

? Next door, why did you dig our wall? ! ?

Classic joke story and truth 2: How did losing weight become popular?

Once upon a time, there were two little pigs who lived carefree all day? In life, they love each other. Every day when the owner brings them to eat, the boar always lets the sow eat first, and then goes up to eat the sow's leftovers when the sow is full? Thing is, every night the boar always looks at the sows because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are asleep. Day by day? In the past, sows were getting fatter and boars were getting thinner. One day, boars suddenly heard their owners discussing their growth with the butcher. The sow was killed and sold, and the boar was extremely sad. So from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always tries to eat it? Clean up, lie down and sleep after dinner every day, and tell the sow to keep watch now. What if he finds out she didn't keep watch? Words will never talk to her again.

Gradually? As the days went by, the sow felt that the boar didn't care about her more and more. The sow was disappointed, but the boar was still indifferent. Live a happy life. A month passed quickly, and the owner came to the pigsty with the butcher. He found that a month ago, the fat sow was thin and had little meat left, while the boar was shiny. At this time? Is the boar desperate? Run? Attract the owner's attention and show that he is a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher dragged the boar away. . . . . . .

Pull out the pigsty? Just then, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future!" " ? The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the gate was closed by the owner and the fence was put aside. The sow looked at it with tears in her eyes? Wild boar. That night, the sow looked at her master's house happily? Eating pork makes sows sad? Used to lie down, and boars slept every day? Suddenly, she found a line on the wall? If love can't be expressed in words, I am willing to prove it with my life? " ? !

When the sow saw this line, human beings were deeply moved by this sad love story. To commemorate this love, the girls also said that they didn't forget the wild boar's will before leaving, "don't eat so much in the future" and began to lose weight. . . .

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