Please tell me some funny jokes, new ones, thank you.

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "1+1=?" Xiao Ming said: "I don't know." The teacher said: "Then you go back and ask your parents!" When Xiao Ming went back, he asked first His mother: "Mom, 1+1=?" Mom was playing mahjong: "Two against two!" Xiao Ming was not sure, so he asked his father: "Dad, 1+1=?" His father was repairing the light : "Qi... Qi... (sound of repairing light bulbs) This Edison!" Xiao Ming shook his head and went to his sister again: "Sister, 1+1=?" His sister was singing: "My hometown is in the far north. ...Ole Ole Oleo..." Xiao Ming was even more unsure, and quickly asked his brother: "Brother, 1+1=?" The brother was in love: "My dear, I'll come as soon as I can." /p>

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming again: "1+1=?" Xiao Ming said: "Two against two!" "Huh?" "Qi... Qi... this Edison!" The teacher was furious: " What's your home phone number?" "Ole Ole Oleo..." "Okay!" The teacher held back his anger, "Where is your home?" "My hometown is in the far north..." The teacher asked. The student was very angry and lost hope for his future: "Go back to the classroom!" "Dear, I'll come as soon as I go!"...