Who has a super funny joke? Give as much as you can! )

A person is sick, go for an intravenous drip. In a hurry, he accelerated the speed of intravenous drip. When the doctor sees it, he will slow it down. When the doctor left, he sped up again. The doctor told him not to adjust the speed, but he wouldn't listen. As a result, the doctor got angry and said that if you want to be quick, drinking this directly is the fastest. The man said quickly, then don't. What if there is another bottle with the lid open?

Don't let your girlfriend turn blue, because she is blue and you are green; Don't let your boyfriend be a beauty, because if he is red, you two will be yellow. . .

I went shopping in the supermarket today, and my girlfriend asked me to bring something to eat. I asked her what she wanted, and she said, whatever, you'd better bring something salty! So I went directly to the supermarket, rummaged through the shelves and didn't know what to buy, and finally brought her a bag of salt.

I found a mouse pad on the road and wanted to match a computer. A friend said: If you have a computer, you have to buy a set of furniture. If you have furniture, you have to buy a house. If you have a house, you have to have a girlfriend. You have to get married if you have a girlfriend. After marriage, I want to have children. If you have children, you have to buy milk powder and raise your children to grow up. When your child grows up, I may pick up a mouse pad, which is even more lacking. I quickly threw away that terrible mouse pad. .