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Couplets related to programmers ww

First line: One project, two computers, three boxed meals, only a salary of 4,000, all the internal organs were damaged, and I was helpless. I still got up at 7 o'clock, had a meeting at 8 o'clock, and solved nine loopholes, ten minutes. Hard work;

Second line: Ten years of coding, nine years of overtime work, no one to shine on, so busy that I can’t bear to see anyone, and in the end I don’t even recognize my relatives, I feel helpless, my limbs are still weak, I have to work three shifts, just for two stinky money, and I will be lonely all my life. ;

Hengpiao: Hard-working programmers

Shanghailian: I get up earlier than a chicken when I suffer.

Second line: I have to work harder than a donkey.

Hengpi: worse than animals.

First line: Live for the system, die for the framework, and fight for debugging all your life!

Second line: I suffered from symbols, I was fooled by uppercase and lowercase letters, and finally died from demand!

Horizontal batch: bad programmers.

First line: This is actually very simple.

Second line: I don’t care about the principles and details.

Horizontal batch: online immediately.

The first line: forgetting about food and sleep to program,

the second line: getting up early after hearing the machine to ensure operation and maintenance.

Hengbiao: The code is successful

The first line: There is no way to operate and maintain the beauty,

The second line: Who said development is not charming?

Horizontal comment: Rejection without hesitation

The first line: IQ of programming to catch chickens,

The second line: Thinking carefully about operation and maintenance is terrifying.

Horizontal line: I feel tired but I don’t like it.

The first line: I write programs with shit on the wall.

The lower line: I feel tired but I don’t like it. Operation and maintenance.

Hengpiao: Being kicked in the year of code

The first line: Programming is connected to the world,

The second line: The net of wealth reaches Sanjiang.

Horizontal batch: code successfully