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Does Zhang Zhongjing have a wife and children? Is there any allusion to it?

Yes, there are wives and children, but there is no record in the history books.

Zhang Zhongjing’s son has been studying medicine with him all year round and is also a well-known doctor

This is an allusion

Qiao “governing” the mansion

During the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a man in Nanyang who did many bad things. People hated him and were eager to find an opportunity to vent their anger.

This year, Futai’s daughter became ill. For several months, she went to famous doctors but could not cure her illness. On this day, Futai sent his family to invite Zhang Zhongjing to see his daughter. At that time, typhoid fever was on the march. Zhang Zhongjing went out early in the morning and came back late every day to treat people in the countryside. Only his son was at home. They invited Zhang Zhongjing's son.

Zhang Zhongjing’s son studied medicine with him all year round and was also a well-known doctor. He came to the government office and inquired about the young lady's condition. Mrs. Futai burst into tears without opening her mouth: "Oh! She is sallow and thin, doesn't eat and drink, and keeps vomiting!" As he said this, he asked his daughter to check her pulse. .

At that time, young doctors were not allowed to see women when they were treating them. So I had to pull out a red thread from the curtain, tie one end to the young lady's middle finger, and let Zhang Zhongjing's son hold the other end, and put it to his ear to listen. He listened carefully for a long time and felt funny in his heart: Haha! How can no one recognize this disease?

It turns out that Futai’s daughter is pregnant! But he didn't know that the "patient" was still a girl who had not left the government, so he said loudly to the front desk: "Congratulations, sir! The lady is not ill, she has a happy pulse! You are going to be a grandfather soon!"

When Futai heard this, he was so angry that he trembled all over and howled: "You bastard! It's all nonsense, get him out of here!" His family members swarmed him, beat him up and drove him out of the house.

In the evening, Zhang Zhongjing came back and listened. He was very angry. He asked his son: "Are you serious?"

The son said: "It is true that she is pregnant. She is already six months old." , seven months!”

Zhang Zhongjing pondered for a moment and said, “This man has done all the bad things, let’s take it out on him tomorrow!”

The next day, Zhang Zhongjing shouted. I went to the government office with my neighbors and gifts, just in time to catch up with all the gentlemen and celebrities in the city discussing matters there. Zhang Zhongjing bowed to the manor and said, "I hope you will forgive me for the unscrupulous son who has no understanding of medical knowledge and speaks rude words! Today, firstly, I apologize, and secondly, I will personally diagnose your daughter's pulse and treat her illness!"

When the mansion heard this, she was overjoyed and said hurriedly: "You bitch is just a little bitchy, Mr. He Lao is so proud of you!" He was about to hold a banquet in honor of her.

Zhang Zhongjing said: "It is more important to diagnose your daughter first." The receptionist hurriedly asked the servants to invite his daughter out.

Zhang Zhongjing had already understood the look of that woman. An used his right thumbnail to pick out a little medicine, hid it in his wide sleeve, then sat upright and felt the young lady's pulse.

Zhang Zhongjing felt his pulse and found that the woman was six or seven months pregnant! He said to the patient: "Open your mouth and look at the tongue coating!" As soon as the lady opened her mouth, he flicked the little finger of his right hand and put the medicine into the lady's mouth. He also called for boiling water, and the lady drank it. Zhang Zhongjing then said to the palace with a smile: "The medicine will cure the disease. Send your wife to the ear room for observation. She will be fine soon."

The palace was very grateful and gave a banquet to entertain her. He had just picked up the wine to toast Zhang Zhongjing when a young lady's moans came from the side of the room. The manor was surprised, and Zhang Zhongjing said, "This is the time when the medicine is working. Don't worry, your wife will be cured in no time!"

Before he finished speaking, the sound of a baby crying came from the ear room. Futai and his wife were suddenly stunned, their faces turned red with embarrassment, and they wished they could crawl into the cracks in the ground. The gentlemen and celebrities also looked at each other in surprise, whispering to each other and laughing secretly.

Zhang Zhongjing stood up after taking the case, laughed loudly, pointed at the mansion and said: "Now the truth is out. You keep saying you are polite, just and honest, but what you are doing is male thieves and female prostitutes!" After hearing this, the mansion and his wife fainted with anger. past. Zhang Zhongjing vented his anger for the people and returned happily.