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How to tease my little brother?

How do girls tease their favorite little brother? The enemy advances and I retreat; The enemy is stationed, and I am disturbing; The enemy is tired and I fight; The enemy retreated and I chased. The war with men is roughly such a principle. If the relationship between you has always been good, then you can be a princess with peace of mind, let him greet you every day and ask you out to surprise you. But after a long time, he will get tired. It will be helpful for your relationship to give him some excitement and create some small surprises at this time. When he is excited, you can return to a cold attitude and let him be as enthusiastic as chicken blood for a while. It's like training sea lions. You can't let him perform without giving him fish. He will stop playing with you soon. Kindness and gentleness are king. Of course, different objects and different stages need different methods.

The first one belongs to the feedback type. That is, if he asks you out ten times, you ask him out once, or he usually sends you a text message saying good morning, right? Occasionally, you can send it to him in the morning. Don't say good morning, find a reason, such as "I dreamed of you last night." But when he asks you what you dreamed, you must say that you forgot, just dreamed of him, or that you saw any interesting news to share with him. Then finish the conversation quickly and go to class with peace of mind. This is called giving sugar to eat, which makes him a little sweet and happy. More chicken blood is good for you.

The second type belongs to the reset type. That is to say, the other party has ignored you for a long time. Patience can wait, but patience is really not enough. If you can't wait for half a year before the other person thinks of you again, you can take the initiative once, but only once! If the effect is good, congratulations on the game reset, but if the feedback is not good and the other person is still lukewarm, then you should disappear into his life quickly and don't embarrass yourself. We are not really unpopular.

But I'm not talking about him ignoring you for an hour. Find a reason to take the initiative. I'll draw a bottom line for you. Bottom line is one week. He hasn't contacted you for more than a week. You can send a text message to test it. Moreover, this short message must not express his thoughts, and he can't be blamed for his disappearance. It is better to have an interesting and not-so-ok topic to rekindle his interest in chatting with you. The worst greeting is an anodyne greeting, which means that you have not forgotten him, but you are not so eager to make up with him and let him ignore you.