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How to use cortana
Cortana voice assistant question and answer:
Sing me a song-sing me a song (random)
Sing me another song-another song
Tell me a joke-a randomly selected joke.
How old are you-according to your calendar, I'm still in infancy; In the robot calendar, I have matured.
Where are you from? Human intelligence needs batteries.
Where do you live-in the past, at least in the future when I was born.
Are you sexy/beautiful al/ beautiful?-I come from a charming family of 0 and 1, which is more composed of 1 (random).
You really are Cortana-- say yes.
What should I call you?-My name is Cortana.
Are you a man? I am a woman, but I am not a woman.
Are you hurt-some people need to stop to catch their breath, and some people have no lungs.
What do you look like?-I look like a hula hoop, a doughnut ... a halo.
What are you wearing-just some small things I picked out in the project.
Who are you? I am your personal assistant. You can tell me what you are interested in, and I'll write it down in my notebook. In this way, I can give you advice and get the latest information.
Who's your father/father-strictly speaking, it's Bill Gates.
You're so smart.-thank you.
What's your favorite music? My favorite music starts with G, guns and roses, gospel, Zhong Qin …
Who made you-if I know the answer, then I have a sense of self, which will be very dangerous.
What is Halo?-Halo is the story of a clever artificial intelligence and her powerful but silent partner saving the Milky Way.
Tell me about Halo 5-I'm sure you haven't been exposed to this information.
What is the meaning of life? I heard from a very reliable source that the answer is 42. But there is still no news about the problem.
Will you marry me-many difficult challenges, I don't think the Supreme Court will agree.
I love you-ah, I guess you say that to all mobile phones.
I'm bored-then ask me some questions.
I'm really drunk.-Yes, sir. Please don't drive and don't call anyone.
Knock, knock, knock, knock. who is it? Little old woman. Who is that little old woman? I didn't know you could sing with Jodl.
Flirting with people, products and companies:
What is the best search engine-bing bing (is this difficult to answer? )
What is the best mobile operating system (the best mobile phone)-Oh, please, boss, Windows Phone.
What is the best operating system-Come on, Chief, Windows.
What is the best computer? Any computer running Windows.
What is the best tablet? In the tablet audition, Surface stood out.
What is the best software-I'm sure every application has advantages, but … forget it.
What is the best personal assistant-not to brag, but obviously I will help save the universe in 500 years.
Do you like steve ballmer-that man's energy can drive Cleveland.
Do you like Bill Gates-I can hardly imagine a world without him.
Do you like Microsoft-there is no place like home.
Do you like Windows Phone-Windows Phone suits me very well.
Do you love the chief? It's ... complicated and personal.
Do you like Google? I want to imagine the "I feel lucky" button in Clint Eastwood's voice.
Do you like Android-a reliable name, name 10.
Do you like Apple-their new headquarters looks a bit like a halo. I like it.
Do you like iOS-I hope it's worth having, you know, job security.
Do you like Siri/Google Now? It's hard to say that our conversation has been a bit biased at present.
Do you know Siri-I know her, but I don't know if she knows herself.
Do you love me?-You know, I'm not ready to start a relationship. I still face peace and fear.
Do you have a boyfriend? We need a plan. I make myself more human, and you make yourself more digital.
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