A meaningful and philosophical humorous joke.

Individuals who ride motorcycles like to wear clothes backwards, that is, they can buckle their buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ......

Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke,

Li Bai came to the bathroom.

Flying down from 3,000 feet,

Shit, there is no toilet paper.

Seeing Du Mu shit,

Busy begging for toilet paper.

Du Mu has only one piece of paper.

Two brothers made it together!

The chicken said to the cow, "What a world! People practice family planning, but my master forces me to lay more eggs every day. Do you think I am unfair? " The cow said to the chicken, "Are you still wronged? How many people did you say ate my milk? None of them called my mother. "