What homophonic jokes are there?

The homophonic joke is that I went to the driving school theory class today, and the teacher said that if I caused a serious traffic accident to escape, I would be forbidden to drive for life (no marriage). A girl in the back raised her hand and said, then I won't get married.

My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing. I took my girlfriend back to my hometown in the countryside for the first time. As soon as I came in, I said, Mom, Zhu Jing is here. Mother heard that the pig came in and threw it out.

Homophonic pun

There are a flock of ducks downstream of the front bridge. Come on, come on, one of the best. Do you know what these ducklings are shouting? They said sorry duck, sorry duck, sorry duck.

Mud, rice crust and dough are good friends. One day, Mud asked the rice crust what plans he had today. Crispy said we should meet. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go. Women don't worship gold? Worship what? Do you worship Guan Gong? I bumped my knee when I went out today. It's nice to knock my knee. It's nice to knock my knee. Did you hear that? That's a real pity.

Today, I washed some dates. It was originally packed together, but it came apart when I washed it. Then I kept crying, saying, jujube is loose, jujube is loose, do you hear? It's long gone Are you going to school today? The teacher asked me where the book was, yes, where I lost it.