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A collection of 30 funny Chinese tongue twisters
1. Funny Chinese tongue twisters
1. The sky is connected with water, and the water is connected with the sky. The water and sky are the same color as far as the eye can see. The blue sky is like green water, and the green water is like blue sky. Is the sky connected to water or the water connected to sky?
2. Beibei flies paper airplanes. Feifei wants Beibei’s paper airplane. Beibei doesn’t give Feifei her own paper airplane. Beibei teaches Feifei how to make her own paper airplane. Flying paper airplane.
3. The Financial Secretary asked Tai Zhengxiao to be the Financial Secretary, and Tai Zhengxiao asked the Financial Secretary to get the certificate first.
4. Gold melons, silver melons, the melon shed is covered with melons. Guagua fell down, hitting the little baby; the baby called her mother, and the mother hugged the baby; the baby blamed Guagua, and Guagua laughed at the baby.
5. Dongjia at the east gate, Dongjia at the south gate. The Dongdong family grows the same type of winter melon. Some people say: Dongmen Dongjia’s winter melons are big. Who would have thought that the winter melons from the Dong family in the south gate are bigger than the winter melons from the Dong family in the east gate.
2. Funny Chinese tongue twisters
1. Maomao and Taotao, they jumped high and practiced running. Maomao taught Taotao to practice running, Taotao taught Maomao to high jump, and Maomao learned how to jump. Taotao learned to practice running.
2. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole is not as wide as the bench and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench.
3. Tear the lettering paper through the window, tear off the horizontal lettering paper at one time and the vertical lettering paper at a time. It is the lettering paper that tears the lettering paper, not the lettering paper. Do not tear up the paper randomly.
4. There is Yan Yuanyan in front of the mountain, and there is Yan Yuanyan behind the mountain. The two came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I don’t know whether Yan Yuanyan’s eyes are rounder, or Yan Yuanyuan’s eyes are better than Yan Yuanyan’s. Are your eyes round?
5. If you know, say you know. If you don’t know, say you don’t know. Don't say you don't know what you know, and don't say you know what you don't know. Be honest and seek truth from facts.
3. Funny Chinese Tongue Twisters
1. Once upon a time, there was a Zhu Bajie who walked to Baihuaqiao Niangtou, ran to Baihua Shop, sat on Niangtou on Baxiantai, and ate wax coins. Eight yuan, eight cents, eight cents, eight cents, eight, eight, eight, eight...
2. The beard knocked over the snail of the hunchback, the hunchback dragged the donkey of the beard, and the beard went to beat the hunchback who picked up the snail. The camel comes and beats the beard of the donkey, the beard beats the camel, and the camel beats the beard.
3. After leaving the east building and walking six steps, I met my sixth uncle and my sixth uncle. My dear uncle, my dear uncle. They lent me six buckets and six liters of good mung beans. After autumn, I harvested the beans. Then I gave six buckets and six liters of good mung beans to my uncle and uncle.
4. Two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down on the beam, and two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam.
5. The round moon is called the full moon from afar, and the full moon is called to come and enjoy the moon. Yuanyuan said: the moon is full, and Yuanyue said: the moon is full. Yuanyuan said: The eyes of Yuanyue are rounder than the full moon. The full moon says: A round eye is as good as the full moon. Is it round, the eyes of the full moon are round, or is the moon round?
4. Funny Chinese Tongue Twisters
1. You work hard and I work hard, and the soil turns into gold. Workers and peasants are brothers and are closely united.
2. The calligraphy paper was wrapped in thin silver wire, and on the thin silver wire lay 4,444 small dead lice skins that seemed to be dead or immortal.
3. There is a hole in the wall, and there is a seam in the wall. Cut a piece of chicken skin to mend the seam in the wall. I wonder if it is the chicken skin that mends the seam in the wall? Or the chicken skin mends the seam in the wall?
4. You know how to stew? My frozen tofu, just stew my frozen tofu. If you don’t know how to stew my frozen tofu, don’t stew my frozen tofu.
5. From the south came his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail and ears, and from the north came his second uncle’s dog with er tail ears.
5. Funny Chinese tongue twisters
1. Xiaohua and Fatty both grow flowers and melons. Xiaohua can grow flowers but not melons, and Fatty can grow melons but not. Will plant flowers.
2. The calligraphy paper was wrapped in thin silver wire, and on the thin silver wire lay 4,444 small dead lice skins that seemed to be dead or immortal.
3. The artillery attacked Bamiangpo, and the artillery fired rows of shells. The infantry approached Bamiangpo and wiped out more than 8,880 enemies.
4. There is a cat in the temple to the east and a bird on the treetop to the west. Cats and birds are making noise every day. I don’t know if it’s the cats making noises with the birds in the trees, or the birds making noises with the cats in the temple.
5. The dragonfly is green, the duckweed is green, the dragonfly is sitting on the duckweed, the dragonfly and the duckweed are indistinguishable. Don't mistake dragonflies for Qingping, don't mistake Qingping for dragonflies.
6. Funny Chinese Tongue Twisters
1. Jin Qinjun is secretly hiding now, digging for gold and oranges, digging for oranges and digging for silver bones, but not for silver oranges. If you dig up gold bones, you can dig up gold grains with your pen. If you dig up silver oranges with gold grains, it is unlucky to dig up silver oranges for pen stems. It is even more unlucky to dig up silver oranges for pen stems. It is even more unlucky to dig up gold. If you dig up pen and ink for bones, the gains outweigh the losses. If you dig up gold pens for gains and losses, you will have good luck in your life.
2. Shi Shi, a poet in the stone chamber, was fond of lions and vowed to eat ten lions. He looked at lions at the right time in the market at ten o'clock. At that time, it was Shi's time to go to the market. He saw the ten lions and relied on his arrows to make them die. He picked up the corpses of the ten lions and found them suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet. Shi's envoys wiped the stone chamber and wiped the stone chamber before tasting the food. When eating the corpses of ten lions, one realizes that they are corpses of ten lions. They are actually ten stone lion corpses. It is a matter of trial and error.
3. The melon basket carried by me was too wide, and the melon basket leaked and rolled into the ditch. The melon basket is clasped across the ditch, and the melon basket is empty and strange in the ditch.
4. Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillerymen on the north slope ran side by side. The artillerymen were afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid of touching the artillery cannons.
5. Add seven to one, then subtract one. What is the value after adding and subtracting? Seven plus one, subtracting one again, after adding and subtracting, it is still seven.
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