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The wonderful lines of "The First Half of My Life" - a collection of chicken soup, dry goods, and poisonous tongues (2)

Line 21: (Episode 2? 42 minutes and 09 seconds)

“Deep in a man’s heart, he hopes that his wife will always be his wife and his lover will always be his lover, like The two planets always remain at a distance of 30,000 light-years, and rotate in parallel, never intersecting. Unfortunately, I fell in love with the sun, which is so bright. "——He Han

Ono said the only one. He dares to tell the truth to his wife blatantly, and yet he can do so beautifully~ Judging from the second half of the sentence, this guy's desire to survive is quite strong.

A man with invincible business skills has learned a lot...

Line 22: (Episode 3? 4 minutes and 34 seconds)

"If you like it, just There will be time." - He Han

Ono said, yes, it is the same with everything. If you like it, you will have time, so try your best to squeeze in the time.

This is true for hobbies, and it is also true for lovers.

Line 23: (Episode 3? 7 minutes and 45 seconds)

"Now there is one last thing you need to decide: should the cod be fried or grilled?" - —He Han

Ono said that life is not only a house and a car, but also firewood, rice, oil and salt.

This sentence is full of life - what he wants to give you is not only a house, but also a home and a real happy life.

He Han, a legend who dominates the workplace, would only look like this in front of his lover!

Line 24: (Episode 3? 8 minutes and 20 seconds)

"In order for us to sit together and enjoy life and food healthily and peacefully." - He Han

Ono talks about love, life, candlelight, food, and home.

Health, peace and companionship.

Happiness is nothing more than these.

Line 25: (Episode 3? 8 minutes and 42 seconds)

He Han: "We agreed not to talk about the future when we are together."

Tang Jing: "And don't talk about marriage."

He Han: "Don't talk about love."

Ono said it's ridiculous, if you don't talk about future marriage and love, what are you talking about? Talk about work? Talk about Zijun?

A time bomb has been planted here. This hooligan mentality is doomed for you to have no marriage, let alone a future. In fact, love is not like love.

Line 26: (Episode 3? 10 minutes and 13 seconds)

"Everyone has their own homework to do, both children and adults. If you do your homework today If you don't finish it, you will probably fail tomorrow. If you want to live a good life tomorrow, you must work hard today." - Ling Ling

Compare Luo Zijun's attitude towards children's education:

Ono said that it can be seen that the two mothers have different backgrounds, different personalities, different experiences, and very different education methods.

At that time, Luo Zijun was a rich lady who only knew "husband and children fight against the mistress, crow's feet for breakfast, lunch and dinner", and her understanding of life pursuits and children's education was quite shallow. Such ideological concepts are also one of the reasons that lead to the breakdown of the family and the "hard-working" Ling Ling taking advantage of the loopholes.

Ling Ling teaches her children to work hard, and she also works hard herself. Her "homework" is to work hard and try to please the married man.

"If you want to successfully break up other people's couples tomorrow, you must be a hard-working mistress today."

Uh-huh~~

Line 27: (Episode 3? 16 minutes and 14 seconds)

"Sometimes, the most harmless looking woman is the most dangerous." - Tang Jing

Ono said that some women are slovenly after marriage, focusing on their family, husband and children, thinking that being virtuous can take care of everything, and ignore the temptation of flowers and plants in the outside world.

Some women try their best to retain their young and beautiful appearance after marriage, believing that men will only be seduced by the beauty of the outside world. When they meet younger and more beautiful women, they will be intimidated, ignoring the importance of managing a marriage.

Both these two extremes are undesirable.

The problem is not that they are beautiful or virtuous, but that they only focus on appearance and virtuousness.

Line 28: (Episode 3? 17 minutes and 00 seconds)

“Over the years, all my friends have been trapped by love and hurt by love. Now, probably, there is nothing in the world. Does it last forever? Everyone likes to trade in old ones for new ones. Do you like iPhones? Then trade them in for new ones. That’s what everyone admires and admires. This is not a matter of product strategy, it’s what people want.” - Tang Jing

Ono said

Every word of Tang Jing reflects his distrust of his lover and his strong insecurity about his marital relationship.

If you really mind about Vivian, just break up.

The scary thing is that having a grudge but not letting go will only drag the relationship to death and make the other person feel tired.

Tang Jing, how many 10 years do you have to spend?

Line 29: (Episode 3? 17 minutes and 41 seconds)

"After so many years, although many things have changed, you are still by my side." ——He Han

Ono said that he had protected Tang Jing’s uneasiness for 10 years. After meeting someone who made him truly relaxed and needed, he finally let the person and "many things" around him Same, changed.

Line 30: (Episode 3? 21 minutes and 20 seconds)

"I asked myself why I was so afraid of being abandoned by him, afraid of losing this family, and afraid that Ping'er would become a single-parent family. My child, is there any other reason? Also, I don’t know how to describe it. It’s like if you throw a fish into the desert, do you think the fish is afraid? This home is my arena. Either the winner wins, or the blood is gone. "It splashed on the spot." - Luo Zijun? Narrator

Ono said that this narration fits Luo Zijun's character very well, and also expresses the aspirations of most married women.

Luo Zijun has no job, and all her chips are placed on her family. Apart from her appearance, husband and children, she has nothing and can only cling to her husband, the "backbone" of the family.

That’s why she is more frightened and anxious than other independent women when husband and wife are in the same bed.

Women, you still need to be independent, to enrich yourself with a richer and more diverse life, and to have more people to rely on and rely on, rather than letting your family support you like the only life-saving straw. life.

Line 31: (Episode 3? 23 minutes and 43 seconds)

"Family is a burden." - Tang Jing

Ono said that he still doesn't love enough, If you love him enough, you wish he would give you a home as soon as possible.

Line 32: (Episode 3? 23 minutes and 48 seconds)

Tang Jing: "Squeeze me another glass of orange juice and I will tell you."

Zijun: "My hand is exhausted."

Tang Jing: "Change your hand."

Xiaoye said that the little pretentiousness between best friends sounded really warm.

You never complain when you take care of me, and you are never polite when I give you orders.

Line 33: (Episode 3? 24 minutes and 41 seconds)

"Every day you wait for me to come home and I wait for you to come home; then you wait for me to eat and I wait for you to eat. Then as they adapt to each other every day, they will live more and more like each other. Is this how the two of them end up living as one person? The key is that in the end they complain: they are too familiar and don’t feel anything. It's like the left hand touching the right hand." - Tang Jing

Xiaoye said, "Every day you talk to me about work and I talk to you about work, and then you argue with me and I argue with you, and then I doubt the other person every day." As a client, they compete with each other for IQ and EQ. In the end, the two of them live like competitors, and in the end they complain: they are unreal and unrelaxed. Does this make you happy?

Line 34: (Episode 3? 25 minutes and 06 seconds)

"Waiting for Junsheng to come home every day is a necessary part of my life; every day the family eats together happily, It’s the happiest moment of my day” - Luo Zijun

To be honest, Xiaoye, from this sentence alone, I think this is what a normal woman would say...

No matter how strong a woman is, she should have such a small expectation deep in her heart. But when Tang Jing realized later and wanted to wash her hands and make soup for He Han, it was already too late.

Line 35: (Episode 3? 26 minutes and 18 seconds)

"The market has been bullish recently." - Tang Jing

Ono said the one riding the white horse It may not be a prince, it may be Tang Monk.

The mistress may not be a goblin, it may be a monster.

A languid donkey will kick someone to death, Zijun, do you understand?

Line 36: (Episode 3? 28 minutes and 49 seconds)

He Han: "If I were you, I would stop gossiping about others. It would be better to be like 711, 24 hours a day." The lights are bright, the surveillance is on, watch out for your husband."

Zijun: "You are only 711, your whole family is 711."

Line 37: (Episode 3? 29 minutes. 51 seconds)

"For a boring and boring woman like her, you should let her go through some hardships and hit the wall. Maybe you can activate some of her brain cells. Come back after the disaster! Otherwise, there will be no difference between what she talks to you today and what she talks to you next year. It is nothing more than her husband and children fighting against the mistress, and crow's feet in the morning, lunch and dinner." - He Han

< p> Ono said that Ms. Kong, the vicious tongue-in-cheek, was on full fire today... These few words revealed the real life of some housewives who do not seek advancement.

Line 38: (Episode 3? 34 minutes and 9 seconds)

“We are here to make money, not to be loyal. Isn’t everything in this world just a transaction? "——He Han

Ono said that it is obvious that the two people have different values ??and their understanding of the word "transaction" is also different. In He Han's eyes, the word transaction has no derogatory connotation, it is as common as eating and sleeping.

Line 39: (Episode 3? 34 minutes and 32 seconds)

"Transaction is not a derogatory term. The so-called match of a well-matched man, a talented man and a beautiful woman, doesn't it all mean a transaction of equal value? "——He Han

Ono said that he hated seeing Tang Jing often showing a self-righteous sneer when facing He Han, and asking a lot of questions, including several questions about "transaction". Since you don't trust people so much, why are you delaying? I feel really tired when I see He Han trying so hard to explain to her every time, only to be answered with a shake of his head and a sneer after a long explanation.

Line 40: (Episode 3? 40 minutes and 51 seconds)

"Little girl, one day when you are my age, you will know my situation, compared to Your marriage, your family, and your upbringing are completely worth mentioning." - Luo Zijun

Xiao Ye said that this part of the acting was explosive, holding back tears, and his voice was trembling, and he was in danger. A woman struggling in marriage is trying to maintain her self-esteem in the eyes of a room full of people complaining, mocking, and gossiping, and the words she speaks are full of sadness and strong insecurity.

To be continued, let’s look at the next chapter~

Text: Collected and organized by Tian Ye (the string is the broken friend)

Picture: Tian Ye (the string is broken by the friend) Video screenshot

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