A collection of boys’ funny signatures?

Funny boys, take a look at these buckle signatures. Are you more funny or these are more humorous? Below are the funny buckle signatures of boys brought by me. Welcome to read!

A selection of funny buckle signatures for boys

1 Mosquito Ζī gave me six bags in one night, but I have not yet agreed to his pursuit. . .

2 There are two kinds of people I hate the most: one is racial discrimination; the other is black; the third is illiterate!

3 Are you collecting and not talking to me? I want to summon the dragon!

4 I quarreled with my girlfriend and threatened to wait and see, but now I have watched each other walk for more than ten miles.

5 There are too many things on my mind, too heavy and too complicated. They are all old scars tied to you. Well, let’s not mention them.

6 There was a gecko on the ceiling looking at me, and I didn’t know what to talk to it about. The atmosphere in the whole room became so awkward.

7 At a young age, I didn’t know what love was, so I was defeated by your big breasts.

8 My mind can be very broad, or it can be very narrow. For example, I can lend you a dollar and you don’t have to pay it back, but if you take one of my dollar chicken wings, I’ll follow you. It’s not over.

9 If you can’t have red eyes when we say goodbye, can you let me slap your face red?

10 I hope that what wakes you up every day is not an alarm but a dream. However, my dream is not to have to get up.

11 I accidentally tore off my classmate’s Chinese language book and broke the plane. She said she would kill me in two days, but she waited for more than a year. She didn’t have me in her heart at all. 灬ō

12 You can disagree with me, but I can beat you.

13 Others skip meals when they are angry, but I eat two more bowls of rice when I am angry.

14 Some people say that they have been single for two years, and I say what’s so great about it, since I have been single since I was born.

15 Who among us is following whom? You don’t have to be polite. If you have any money, just throw it at me.

Collection of boys’ funny button autographs

1 Oh, I understand. You are entering the coffin with frost on your face. I want to save face

2 I opened a pack today and didn’t realize it until the end of my cigarette, wow, another pack

3 The teacher asked: “What does it mean to repay the favor of a drop of water to a spring of spring? "Classmate: "It means if someone touches you with a drop of water, you use a bucket of water to throw him to death."

4 The test questions are obviously the size of a pad, but they have the same test scope as daily use, and you need to be a master. A bad student uses the extended review at night but still leaks

5 If I pass you by on the street and don’t say hello to you, it’s not because I’m pretending to be arrogant, high-minded, or big-name. Because...I didn't wear glasses.

6 One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word handsome silently. Our deskmate couldn’t write it, but secretly looked at my face and actually wrote it!

7 Man*** clothes are A beast, if you wear clothes, you will become a beast.

8 If you don’t want to talk to me, get offended. Don’t prevaricate me with um, oh, oh, that. What do you think of this ***?

9 Life is like a dandelion, try to blow it as little as possible.

10 People want to lose weight, reduce waist and thighs, why do you have to start with brain cells.

11 One person is in front of the other person and another person is in the back. You think you are a condom.

12 Give me a woman, and I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine, and I can lead them to conquer the world!

13 Don’t say anything to me, do whatever you want. I can do whatever I want, so why should I tell you?

14 I originally planned to become thin and blind your eyes this year, but instead I became fat and became a wall of nuts blocking your sight

15 You are really *** What a forgetful person

1 When someone gives his girlfriend a one-ohm package, I can only give her a one-ohm resistor. Someone gave his girlfriend a LV handbag, but I could only give her an AV compressed bag. When someone gives his girlfriend a W car, I can only give her a W light bulb. When someone gives his girlfriend an M BMW, I can only give him an M bolt. When he gives his girlfriend a K bracelet, I can only give him a K new text file. When he gives his girlfriend a laptop, I can only give him a laptop pad. brain.

2 It’s okay for girls and girls to go shopping hand in hand, but it’s okay for boys to be gay; it’s okay for girls to kiss girls, but it’s okay for boys to be gay; it’s okay for girls to call each other husband or wife, but it’s okay for boys to be gay. It's okay for girls to sleep in the same bed with girls, but it's okay for boys to sleep with boys. To sum up, in today's world, as long as two men appear together, it is a scandal...

3 "Dear, I'm pregnant, come here and touch me ~ Listen, did you hear the child calling you daddy?" "How could you hear..." "Yes, just listen!" "... Dear, please remember that you are a man. Don't make such excuses next time when your stomach is growling. Eat!”

4 There was a gecko on the ceiling looking at me, and I didn’t know what to talk to it about. The atmosphere in the whole room became so awkward.

5 A man*** sent a comic text message to his girlfriend: What are you doing? Are you dreaming? Send me your dream; Are you laughing? Send your laughter; Are you crying? Text your tears. I grieve together. My girlfriend replied: I am defecating...

6 Since the beginning of summer, I have been favored by the sun alone. I told the sun that it must receive both rain and dew, but the sun just didn’t listen. It just shined on me, just on me. Me, take a picture of me like Bao Zheng.

7 On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river. He caught nothing and went home. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn't catch anything and went home. On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: If you dare to use Skittles as bait again, I will kill you!

8 My mind can be very broad, or it can be very narrow. For example, I can lend you a dollar and you don’t have to pay it back, but if you take one of my dollar chicken wings, I’m not done with you.

9 The teacher asked the students: Who has no shit in life since ancient times? Please take the next sentence. Student answer: Who defecates without paper. The teacher was very angry and told the students to stand as punishment. At this time, the teacher saw snow falling outside the window, and said regretfully: It snows in the sky but does not rain. When the snow falls on the ground, it turns into rain. It's so troublesome when it turns into rain. Why didn't it rain in the first place? The student said: Teacher doesn’t eat shit when he eats, otherwise the food will turn into shit in his stomach. It was so troublesome to turn into shit, why didn't you eat shit in the first place? The teacher fainted on the spot! Redirect

10 The old scholar went to the city, could not bear the temptation, and followed his friends into the romantic field. Inquiry, a thousand yuan a night, then the rats scurry. When I returned to my hometown, I met someone who sighed and said: "It's easy to stay at home for a thousand days, but it's difficult to go out for one day!"

11 I was having fun playing games at home yesterday when I heard my husband shouting: "Bring me a cup of tea." I was finishing a copy of the game and had no time to pay attention to him. My husband was angry in the living room. I shouted: "XX, come and pour tea." I roared: "What are you shouting for? If you shout again, be careful I will make your little brother foam at the mouth!" When I turned around, I saw several of my husband's colleagues standing behind him like wax figures. The smile on his face turned red, and my husband’s face was full of colors...

12 Lang Xianping said that it is good to have a daughter now, but it is useless to have a son. The evidence is: He has two sons. During the Chinese New Year one year, he called his eldest son and asked: "Where are you?" The eldest son replied: "At the mother-in-law's house." He called the younger son again and asked: "Are you there?" Where?" The younger son replied: "At my mother-in-law's home." Then the younger son asked: "Dad, where are you?" Lang Xianping replied: "I am also at my mother-in-law's home..."

13 1 *** Reported the crime to the police: "I put money in my bra and it was stolen by a handsome guy in a crowded bus..." The police officer asked in confusion: "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" *** Blushing and saying: "Who would have thought that he would touch money!" - Enlightenment: Letting customers' money be unknowingly taken away during a pleasant experience is the highest state of the business model. This is what Apple once did Did it.

14 I sat on the bed and looked at the man in front of me, fearfully saying: Not today, I’m on my period. The man unbuttoned Moriyin's shirt, leaned over and said expressionlessly: Stop talking nonsense! - Wow. ***! Afterwards, the man was smoking on the bedside, and I lay on the pillow and said weakly: Hey, let me tell you something, I seem to be pregnant. The man squinted: Didn’t you say you were on your period? I was stuck: Uh-huh. .

The man cut off the cigarette butt, turned around and said fiercely: If you keep pretending to be a woman, I won't beat you to death!

15 First of all, background, you need to have money even if you don't have background, you need to have ability if you don't have money, if you don't have ability, at least... You must be ambitious; if you are not ambitious, you must at least have a celebrity face; if you are not good-looking, you must have a good temper; if you have a bad temper, at least you must have a sweet mouth; if you have nothing, you can be lucky enough to win the lottery. Not even lucky? Sorry, next one!

16 A friend went to an ancient temple to visit and met a fortune teller on the way. A friend asked: "Tell me how long I can live!" The fortune teller looked at his friend's face for a long time and said, "My friend, you have a good life!" Friend

17 Recently, a British man An old man who had been blind for several years miraculously regained his sight after kissing a photo of his late wife before going to bed. He suddenly regained his sight while talking to himself in front of a photo of his late wife, Sheila. This made him very excited. He watched TV all night for fear of going blind again

18 A penguin went to steal something, but was discovered. After calling the police, he was surrounded by the police. The penguin had an idea and picked up a yellow With a round shield, he walked past the police openly, but a bunch of police officers swarmed up and caught the penguin and beat him up. The penguin shouted innocently: "Why can you see me? Why can't you see me? I'm not invisible."

19 You must not mess with me, hehe, you don't know, mess with me If you need me, I'll give you a call...and your phone will ring.

20 "Why does the earth rotate!" "Probably because it was slapped in the face tens of millions of years ago and then ate Xuanmai!"

21 "Even if the whole world I won’t like you if you’re the only man left.” “I’m the only man left? I’m stupid if I don’t choose you.”

22 Anyway, there are many people who can play with me. There are two types of people: those who can tolerate my neurosis, and those who are as neurotic as me.

23 It’s inappropriate to give you a Sword God. If you don’t do it if I give you a Sword God, you won’t be a swordsman unless you cry and shout to be a swordsman! Really, why bother?!

24 When I was a child I thought that Internet cafes were the most wasteful place. Twenty yuan was gone in an afternoon. Now I think Internet cafes are the most economical place. You can sit there all afternoon for twenty yuan.

25 My grades were very poor back then. My teachers and classmates all laughed at me, saying that I would definitely not be able to go to college and would have to move bricks in the future. I was not convinced, so I secretly made up my mind, worked hard from dawn to dusk, and studied hard. My grades improved by leaps and bounds, and I was finally admitted to college. I studied civil engineering and went to move bricks after graduation. I just want to prove to them: Moving bricks is destined, and it has nothing to do with whether you can go to college!

26 Wife: "Husband, what should I do if someone calls me a beauty on the street? ?Husband: "Then you have to help him cross the road quickly." Wife: "Husband, why is that?" Husband: "Because he is blind."

27 There was news before that cheating in the college entrance examination will be punished. If a college entrance examination student is caught and sent to jail for cheating, an inmate will ask him how he got in, and the child can answer, "You may not believe it, but I got here by taking the exam." ”

28 A buddy likes to chat online. Once I went to meet a female netizen. I asked him what happened? He said: I passed the written test but failed the interview...

29 You think you can calm me down by sitting with someone who doesn't talk. The head teacher never expected that I cured that guy's autism.

30 I heard something on the roadside today. ***’s voice said, “Little handsome boy, come and play.” I sneered in my heart, “***, let’s see if I don’t kill you today.” I took out a dollar coin and sat on her... Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat Sheep, Boiling Sheep, Big Big Wolf...