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Pick up hot chicks's joke is a brain teaser.

Have you ever seen a brain teaser about picking up girls? The following is my cold joke about picking up girls. Welcome to reading. I hope you like it.

1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

(Answer: Molly. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. )

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

(a: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil. )

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

(answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana). )

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

(answer: eraser. Cause: Eraser (rubber difference). )

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. )

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

(answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn). )

7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

(Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea). )

8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

(Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly. )

9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

(Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence). )

10. Question: Who runs fastest in history?

(Answer: Cao Cao. Reason: Speak of the devil. )

1 1. Q: Who the fuck is Mi?

(answer: flowers. Reason: peanuts. )

12. Question: What is white plus white?

(answer: equal to the big white rabbit, reason: Xiao Bai Er. )

13. Question: 30-50 Which number is worse than bear shit?

(Answer: 40. Reason: Facts speak louder than words. )

14. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

(Answer: Wang Leehom Reason: Go in. )

Question: What if I come out again?

(Answer: Han Hong. Reason: Still coax. )

15. Xiao Bai looks like his brother, so he plays an idiom.

(Answer: The reason is clear. )

16. Question: Why is pear the hottest fruit?

(Answer: Pears (ions) are hot. )

17. Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

(answer: robot cat. Reason: Because he always lends a helping hand to others! . )

18. Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

(answer: it is still a robot cat. Reason: Because he can't see his fingers. )

19. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

(answer: betel nut. )

20. Question: What kind of chicken can run fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

(Answer: KFC (fast) Nicole Kidman (slow). )

2 1. Question: What do African cannibals eat?

(answer: people! )

Question: One day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

(answer: eat vegetables! )

22. Question: What animal is the owner?

(answer: pigs, because pigs (beads) are masters. )

23. Question: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

(answer: sea (newspaper) leopard. )

24. Question: What happens when a fat man falls from the 12 building?

(answer: fat man. )

25. Question: Who will help you eat when you are full?

A: Feilong, because Feilong also joined (this day). )

26. Question: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

(Answer: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole in the desert. )

27. Question: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?

(Answer: Is it stuck on the dotted bar? No peeing here? . )

28. Question: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why?

Answer: Many puppies are waiting in line. )

29. Question: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

(Answer: Because there are two beautiful dogs mm behind him, he is very embarrassed. )

30. Question: One day, there was a match stick, and its head was itchy. I grabbed it and it burned. Then he was taken to the hospital, and after coming out of the emergency room, guess what it became?

(answer: cotton swabs, because there is a bandage on your head. )

3 1. Question: Why does the silkworm baby have money?

(Answer: Because? Silkworms can cocoon (frugality). )

Question: Who will be eliminated, the wolf, the tiger or the lion?

(Answer: wolves, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolves). )

33. Q: What is God's vehicle?

(answer: magic (riding) baby. )

34. Question: Chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. (Name a food)

(answer: answer: chocolate bar. )

35. Question: Chocolate fights with eggs, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)

(answer: answer: chocolate bar. )