Funny jokes about star names

1. A patient who had an operation for the first time said to the doctor anxiously, "I'm scared, this is my first operation." The doctor said I was more afraid: "This is my first operation, too.".

2. Xiao Ming saw a piece of poop on the ground, and went up to smell it as if it was poop. Put a little in your mouth with your hand and taste it as if it were still poop. He said happily, "It's a good thing I didn't step on it."

3. The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After diagnosis, the doctor said: It must be amputated for the spread of anti-virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor consoled: Brother, take it easy, you will be an earthworm in the future.

4. Wife: "Why do you always go to the balcony every time I sing?" Husband: "I want everyone to know that I am not hitting you."

5. The patient is worried about his head. After X-ray examination, he asked the doctor, "Is there anything in my brain?" Doctor: "Nothing." Patient: "Ah, is it really so serious?"

6. I met a red light when crossing the road, and my friend wanted to move forward. I stopped him: "Wait for the light!" My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!"

7. Young doctor: I will be listed for business tomorrow. Can you give me some experience? Middle-aged doctor: the bill should be written clearly, while the prescription should be scribbled.

8. W: Tomorrow is my birthday. What gift will you give me? M: Same as last year. W: What did you give me last year? M: Same as the year before last. W: What was it the year before last? Man: I didn't know you the year before last, so I didn't send anything.

9. Chatting with my classmate who works in a foreign company, she said that there are many foreigners in the company. I asked her: Did you teach them to speak Chinese? She: Of course, the first sentence I taught was: I pay the bill!

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