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Have you ever turned your phone off and turned it on in a fit of pique, only to find nothing?
2. Have you ever turned off your cell phone in a rage, but couldn't help turning it on and found nothing?
Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.
Maybe you have someone else with you, so it doesn't matter if I just leave quietly.
Quitting drinking is bad for the stomach, quitting smoking is bad for the lungs, not staying up late is bad for the body, and forgetting that he is bad for the heart.
6. You killed a thousand troops and became her hero, but I didn't know I was behind you.
7. All the people I like have an appointment. Don't you like me?
8. I learned later that people who really want to leave are so stingy, and even think that saying goodbye is a waste of time.
9. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.
10. If one day I delete you for no reason, please forgive me. That's because I found that your world really doesn't lack me.
1 1. When you heard his name, you lost.
12. Don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.
13. Don't say that fish have no tears, even if they flow into the whole sea, you have no thoughts.
14. What should I do if my fingers are cold and no one holds them? Then play with my mobile phone, it will get hot.
15. Do you know why the highest intimacy is only 99? Because the closest person has a 1% chance of leaving you.
16. The real abandonment will not be publicized, but it will not be slowly contacted.
17. I don't take the initiative to chat with you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important or not.
18. Others can see your scars, but they can't feel your pain after all.
19. Even I thought about the reason why I pretended to be free and easy after you refused my confession.
20. The feeling of disappointment is probably that you are so angry that you want to scold your mother, but even if you think about it, you don't even want to mention it.
No feelings. Tell me, if you were heartless, you would be heartbroken now.
First, if one day we are not together, we should be together.
Second, am I too headstrong, too persistent or too confident?
It's good to think about you all day. I will continue tomorrow, because no one can replace me.
If possible, please allow me to destroy you on behalf of the moon, so that I can be myself.
Five, mountains and mountains can't meet, I will meet you again.
6. If I can, I can accompany you for a thousand years. I just want to care about your smile. If you like, I am willing to accompany you forever, I just want to accompany you forever. Your face is like a lotus in my heart. The sunset sprinkles ink and whispers softly, and several fireworks fly all over the sky in an instant. Are you still sitting in a long pavilion, with sandy jade fingers, wrapped in the warmth of the breeze, drawing the horizon and starting from the Mekong River?
What really needs to be strong is not your shell, but your heart.
Eight, if the memory of you in your mind is represented by a point. Then I can probably write an ellipsis that extends to the end of the universe.
Nine, people have to meet many people in their lives. Some people just pass by in a hurry, and they pass by. You don't even know his name, but some people will touch the softest place in your heart as soon as they step into your life. Although he is only a passer-by in your life after all, he left a deep and shallow impression in your memory at the moment he set foot on your heart, becoming a permanent memory and concern.
Ten, what you say in love is called love words. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.
Regardless of family, friendship and love, it is a good mood to cherish forever.
Twelve, have you ever been heartless, and now you will be heartbroken?
Thirteen, in fact, some words hidden in my heart are not deliberately concealed, but not all the pain can be shouted out.
14. Inadvertently, one day, you inadvertently became all my worries.
Fifteen, meeting is only God's work, and love is only imagination.
Sixteen, I will use my far-fetched smile to live a proud life that no one can match.
Seventeen, how many times that heart has been beating fiercely and silently for him. If you really love, give a sincerity and let it be trampled.
Life is a journey, don't care about the destination, what you care about should be the scenery along the way and the mood to see the scenery.
Nineteen, maybe inadvertently you will give others a lifetime of warmth.
The more lonely I feel, the closer my heart is to the place where I feel the warmest. The warmest place is home.
Twenty-one, there is no if in life, only consequences and results.
Even though I know it is unreasonable, I just want to prove my importance.
Twenty-three, you have never been lonely. I have never failed.
Maybe a person can love many times in his life, but there is always one person who can make us laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and think the most deeply.
Twenty-five, life has no sense of rhythm, and now it is even worse.
Twenty-six, you just treat me like a ferry and lend me a lonely and desolate time.
Maybe you are not the best, but you are what I need most.
Twenty-eight, sometimes, it is for love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.
Twenty-nine, time will let you know about love, time can prove love, can also overthrow love.
Thirty, parting, a little reluctant, but not disappointed; A little sorry, but not pessimistic. Because the hope of meeting is comforting.
3 1. I love you until the end of the news broadcast.
Thirty-two, living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother, dreaming!
33, red and green, every morning and evening. At dusk, I am always embarrassed. Endless thoughts, may your life be as complete as the moon!
34. Do you know how to make people feel uncomfortable in death? Is to be kind to her desperately, and then pull away instantly, unable to cry.
It is not that I don't understand you, but that I still love you.
When the sky falls, do you refuse to say that you love me?
1. If you don't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.
2. Love is an unforgivable contradiction.
I know I am in pain, I promise you.
4. Love is a matter of two people, and one person's humbleness can't fulfill the love of two people.
Who will be the witness after listening to you? Vows are just beautiful wounds of the past.
6. Don't underestimate my sister. I have a car. Do you know that?/You know what? Sister's car is still self-propelled, environmentally friendly and easy to use.
7. How many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.
8. Now my daughter-in-law's daughter-in-law dares to betray me. I asked your sister-in-law to call her.
9. If you could see through me, I would have been riddled with holes.
10, I dare not miss you, because my memory is full of your ruthlessness and indifference.
1 1. Long-lost names among visitors can't tell whether it's a surprise or a heartache. I hope you are all right @
12, a life with a goal is a life with a direction, and a plan is more exciting.
13, is my hit more or less fateful?
14. Will you refuse to say that you love me when the day is about to fall?
15, break through the shackles of this ignorant world and save your own sky.
16, a person can't be alone for a long time. Many people don't fulfill many people.
17, we are all the same, love each other, baby.
18, dysplasia.
19, love is not long-term love, but dependence. When you lose, it's not pain, but disappointment.
20. Keep yourself busy and have no time to think about unimportant things. Many things have been quietly forgotten.
2 1, the so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day.
22. Obviously, the bus route is very long. How can you forget it in the blink of an eye? I was secretly sad under the street lamp.
23. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
24. The teenager I love has the most perfect side face in the world.
25. After many years, will we feel that we are crazy at the age of 16?
26. The person you like, you try your best to please him, but he can smile at another person and be happy.
27. This is all my affection, okay? This is all my insistence, okay? This is all my courage, okay? You've wasted it, okay?
28, holding hands is a very sad process, because after holding hands, it is to let go.
29. An insignificant remark broke my heart.
30. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
3 1, why do things that cannot last forever exist again?
32. I like to stand on the cliff and watch a pair of luxurious and bright youth crawling under my feet, tears streaming down my face.
The love I want is that no matter how noisy we are, you will still be mine.
When I say I accept all the harm you have given me, I mean that when I can't bear it, I will bite my teeth and bear it, dear, as long as you don't leave.
I have no background and no money, but at least I can not go with the flow.
36. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter. 1 1. What are your shortcomings?
37. Time always makes an indispensable person dispensable.
38. A leaf blooms in pursuit and a flower blooms in the world, and you will miss someone for life. //begging for flowers ~
39. For people you don't like, you can be patient or cruel.
40. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao used my red rope to knit autumn trousers.
4 1, miss that wonderful day, I wonder if we will go back to the past. ...
42. Maybe I didn't take the initiative at first, and finally you got used to indifference, and finally I got used to indifference.
43. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.
44. No matter how deep love is, it may not be enough to reach the warmth at your fingertips.
45. One day I suddenly found that you were not on my list, but I didn't delete you.
46. I can pour out my heart to you, or I can do it simply.
When we lost our lovelorn signature, we found that we had it.
1. Suspicion turns all worries into ulterior motives. .
Secondly, we must pretend that we have never got what we can't get.
Third, maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.
Fourth, don't flatter, don't please, the person who loves you will give you a hug!
Five, I said, don't be so arbitrary. Do whatever you want. It won't happen again, and it will lead to crime.
Six, sad for a while, can't solve any problems at all.
Seven, I talked about the longest love, narcissism, I love myself, no rival in love!
Eight, carnival, but a group of people alone.
If I didn't care so much, life would be much simpler.
Ten, don't drink more than six points drunk, eat more than seven points full, love a person not more than eight points.
I can't get along with her? Only one. I am ashamed that you love her.
Twelve, loneliness devours the heart. Finally understand what is fate.
Thirteen, do you have no facial features and color shadow.
14. Who cares about your dreams? Who said what you were thinking? He will understand who is touched by you.
Fifteen, some things will not belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things will be doomed to give up no matter how much you miss them.
Sixteen, just when I can't bear to part with you, you have to leave.
Seventeen, since you have decided that I have to explain more, in the final analysis, the worst thing is that I hope to die again.
I have never wronged myself, but I don't mind being wronged for you.
I don't like people touching my things, my people.
Twenty, buy non-functional food, China people don't have to speak English, so why do they have to learn math and English?
When God closes a door for you, he will open another window for you.
Perhaps, only loneliness will make you feel at ease, you are no longer afraid of losing anything, and you no longer care about other people's feelings.
Twenty-three, you embarrassed me. I didn't even get a chance to let you go on stage.
Twenty-four, not never abandoned, never rejected, never reviled, never left, all endured. What am I afraid of?
Twenty-five, losing you also made me lose my way. Nobody said how flustered they were.
Twenty-six, my greatest wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.
I have many dreams, and you are in every dream.
I don't know whether it is right or wrong to meet you, but I know I have never regretted it.
Twenty-nine, the bitterness spoken is called weakness, and the bitterness buried in the heart is called strength. ..
I will firmly remember your face, and I will cherish the thoughts you gave me, which will never be erased in my heart.
When you know that face is the least important thing, you really grow up.
32. close your eyes Who do you miss most? Who are you when you open your eyes?
When we lost it, we found that we once had it.
I like you. These four words are always more meaningful than those three words.
Thirty-five, I just want to continue with one person. No matter what will happen in the future
Thirty-six, too much care, but it is a mistake, heartless, and not tired of living.
37. As long as a person wants to cheat, the third party doesn't have to be beautiful, and it's not that you are too bad, but that the third party has something new that you don't have.
Thirty-eight, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.
I am looking forward to your call every day, but after your call came, I was too excited to speak.
As long as you call me, I will stand up and walk with you even in the grave.
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