World Cup: Humorous Commentator

There are actually many happy things in the World Cup

1. Aguero once vowed that he would not be a player but also a player's wife.

(By the way, how could Aguero, a big man, want to be someone else’s wife? Later it was discovered that it was the commentator’s humor. The original words: You can’t be a player, but you have to be the son-in-law of the player’s wife. CCTV commentary Member, the joke is getting too big now)

2. Shoot! The ball went in! This goal sealed the victory for the Danish team!

(The Netherlands vs. Denmark in the group stage, at the 85th minute of the game, the Oranje led the Danish team 2-0. The commentator was too excited and directly switched the scores of the two teams)

3. The Korean team took the lead in qualifying from the group!

(By the way, this was the match between Argentina and South Korea. At the end, the commentator was extremely excited. What he originally wanted to express was: Argentina took the lead in qualifying for the group stage. This excitement was directly changed to the commentator. It’s really awesome! Koreans! Thank you Korea!)

4. No porridge

(It’s still Ah vs. Han, the commentator keeps saying the name of a Korean player: "Wu Xifan" It is said that his name is Wu Fanxi. I said that the commentator stayed up late last night to watch Wei Xiaobao?)

5. Juarez sat on the yellow card's sofa.

(...The commentator appeared on the sofa. You are really humorous and follow the trend of the times. You also sat on the commentator sofa of this year’s World Cup. You are the first commentator of this year’s World Cup)

6. Host Mexico The team participated in the opening match for the first time

(It turns out that this year’s World Cup is not in South Africa but moved to Mexico. Otherwise, how can we say that the commentators are strong? In one sentence, you will have to move in the World Cup)

7. The head coach made a gesture to indicate that the game should continue

(This was the match between Tunisia and Saudi Arabia in the 2006 World Cup in Germany. The commentator gave the head coach a huge power. The next sentence was whether the referee was right. The head coach showed dissatisfaction with the penalty.)

8. The defender's arm left his body

(The commentator made a classic mistake in 2006. Could it be that the defender was... Transformers, the arm flew out directly?)

9. The Danish goalkeeper opened his body and saved the ball

(This is the group match between the Netherlands and Denmark in 2010. I can’t help but wonder. , is this the same person as the one above? . )

10. Player No. 7 passed the ball to player No. 9. Player No. 9 is also named Sharp. They may be brothers. There are many brothers active in football, such as the De Boer brothers in the Netherlands and the Keane brothers in Ireland. Good ball, this ball was passed very well to No. 10. Hey, No. 10 is also called Sharp. It may be that foreign players only have their last name printed on their jerseys. These players are all named Sharp, just like many players in South Korea have the last name Park. Beautiful, No. 10 passed two players in a row and scored. No. 11 stepped forward to congratulate. No. 11 is -- Sharp? (Long pause) Sorry, viewers, Sharp is the name of the sponsor printed on the jersey.

(This...I don’t know what to say...It’s so powerful...11 Sharp brothers!)

11. Larson gently tipped the ball towards Far corner. Larsson scored! Oh, sorry, it was Ljungberg! Because both of them are bald, so...

(2006 World Cup match between Sweden and Paraguay) , the bald head offends you, no injustice. . )

12. This is the first goal scored by England in this cup. This is Mexico's first goal in this World Cup. This is Iran's first goal in this World Cup. It is also the first goal for an Asian team in this World Cup.

(This... what is the first goal? It's confusing, the commentator is too excited...

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13. Oops! Mexico's goalkeeper collapsed in the stands, wondering if he could continue to play. Mexico has used up three substitutions, and if it cannot persist, it will have to let other teams make guest appearances.

(In the 2006 match between Mexico and Portugal, the goalkeeper collided with the opponent's offensive player and fell to the ground injured, but not in the stands... What does it mean for other teams to make cameos... Can it still be like this? ! )

14. South Korea, Japan, North Korea, and Australia, who are competing in the AFC, which of these South Korean teams can perform well and represent the Asian level?

(In the 2010 World Cup South Korea vs Greece group stage, the commentator was from South Korea, right... these Korean teams... how many Korean teams can there be?)

15. South Africa's passes were flying everywhere like Scud missiles, and Mexico's interceptions were like precise Patriots.

(The commentary of the opening game is a metaphor like an advertisement, it can be called a classic)

16. Ah! Rivaldo was hit by a UFO! It seems like a football!

(In the 2002 World Cup in South Korea and Japan, the commentator was completely absent... If it wasn’t football on the court, it would still be a UFO?)

17. Higuain should change his name , changed its name to "Jade Guanyin", which is nice to hear and easy to remember

(After Argentina beat South Korea 4-1, the commentator began to tease Higuain, who performed a hat trick, Jade Guanyin...)

18. The Barcelona team put up a 442 formation today

(In the group stage of Spain vs. Switzerland, I said that Barcelona will appear in the World Cup? The commentator is obviously not in the state. At first glance, it is Barcelona fans)

19. Barcelona’s offense compressed Villa’s space and affected his ability to perform his specialties

(Same as above, still the same commentator, still the same Slip of the tongue, I said, how much do you want to watch Barcelona's game? )

20. This is Larion's consistent coaching. . . The style of law enforcement

(In the group match between Portugal and Cote d'Ivoire, Cristiano Ronaldo and Demel had an argument. The referee Larion gave each a yellow card. When the commentator got excited, Larion transformed into a teacher. . )

21. Although the scene is very calm, there seems to be a smell of burning in the air

(2006 Spain vs. France 1/8 finals, Is the air still burning? I’m afraid there’s a fire around the commentator!)

22. It’s true that he didn’t knock down the person, but knocked down the ball

(England vs. Trini in 2006) In the group match between Darfur and Tobago, the original intention was: it was true that the ball was not tackled, but the person was tackled. The roles were reversed, and the ball was reversed)

23. I saw it clearly. Veron and Heinze made eye contact

(When Argentina defeated Nigeria 1-0 in the group stage, the commentator kept emphasizing, by the way, this commentator, you are wearing a microscope...)

Finally, let’s have a positive and classic one

24. The tall and brave Palermo, the short and nimble Messi, the fighting spirit of Tevez, and the elegant Higuain. The down-to-earth Milito and the windy Aguero are simply a forward museum!

(In the group stage of Argentina vs. Nigeria, the commentator finally managed a classic game!)

Finally, thank you to these lovely commentators, thank them for bringing us a game A wonderful commentary