I am anxious for an English short story about childlike innocence.

George came back from school on September 1st.

"George, what do you think of your new teacher?" His mother asked.

"Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go".

Slow. "

Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."

Did your father help you?

One day, Tim's math teacher read his homework.

I found that all his arithmetic problems were done correctly. The teacher was very angry.

I am very happy and surprised. He called Tim to the table.

I said to him, "Tim, you did all your homework right this time."

What happened? Did your father help you? "

"No, sir. He was so busy last night that I had to finish it all.

Myself, "Tim said.

Did your father help you?

One day, Tim's math teacher looked at his homework and found that he got all the answers right. The teacher is very happy.

, but also very surprised. He called Tim to the table and said, "Tim, you have finished your homework this time."

That's right. What's going on here? Did your father make it for you? "

"No, sir, my father was very busy yesterday, so I had to do it myself."

Tom called Jim by his first name: "I can't stand such stupidity!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can stand it!"

Tom scolded Jim, "I can't stand you idiot!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can!"

P.S. bears have two meanings: the jokes of "being alive" and "enduring" are based on this.

Tom called Jim by his first name: "I can't stand such stupidity!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can stand it!"

Tom scolded Jim, "I can't stand you idiot!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can!"

P.S. bears have two meanings: the jokes of "being alive" and "enduring" are based on this.