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A confession, a touching joke

1. yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn is the most precious friendship, and then there will be missing. Beautiful mood, cool summer, I really want to tell you that you are the most beautiful encounter in my life!

2. Maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the worldly dust for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you!

3, the spring flowers are in full bloom, you are the dew on the petals, crystal clear; Autumn leaves fall, you are fine lines on the leaves, mature and beautiful; In my heart, you are pure and steady, simple and dignified, and beauty is both exposed and hidden in my heart. You are the person I want to find in my life. Can I hold hands with you forever in this life?

4. If I become loess, loess loves you too; If the loess is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If there is dew on the grass, dew loves you.

Listening to you in spring, I can't help being fascinated by it. Every moment has vitality, every minute has the power of beauty, and every second has the charm of you blooming in my heart.

6. If you love someone, you must believe that you can give her the greatest happiness!

7. Baby, Tanabata is coming. I haven't told you. Actually, I like you very much. I am deeply attracted by your simplicity and loveliness. Trust me, let me protect you. From now on, let me stay with you. I won't make you cry. I will make you happy every day. Believe me, I will use time to prove that I really love you, although it is vulgar.

8. Your hesitation period is over, don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

9, people say that acacia is bitter, leaving people bitter and lingering. I said it's a long way to go, but it's a long way to go. A little sad, full of emotion, red beans should be speechless.

10, I am old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came up to me. He introduced himself voluntarily. He said to me: I know you, and I will always remember you. At that time, your industrial dehumidifier was still very young, and everyone said you were beautiful. Now, I'm here to tell you that for me, you.

1 1 once there was a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it! If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to you, I love you. If we have to add another period, I think it is, 10 thousand years.

12, if one day you are too tired, just turn around and my blessing will be behind you. No matter how far, no matter how many years. Let it become a little blue star that shines in the morning, at sunset and in every space of your life.

13, I deeply beg you; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.

14, you said I was sentimental and depressed, yes, I admit it. But you can think about it. A person who claims to love you says that he loves you very much. When he suddenly finds himself not thinking, thinking, doing and loving what you love, shouldn't he show sadness and melancholy? Can you still keep him calm as if nothing had happened?

15, if I were a breeze and you were a rose, I would quietly touch your fragrant hair; If I were a spider and you were a beautiful butterfly, I would weave my heart and hold your flying wings tightly. If I were an elk and you were a clear spring, I would sip your sweet kiss with my hot lips.

16, dear, open the curtains and watch the whole world in the sunshine outside; My love for you is like the sunshine falling on you, deep and burning, and you are my whole world.

17, my heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

18, weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, the night will become a big dream, and the mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

19. If I were a dragonfly, I would look at you with a thousand pairs of eyes. If I were a centipede, I would hug you with a thousand pairs of arms; If I were God, I would send an angel to protect you. Unfortunately, I am not, but I will love you with one!

20. Only when I fall in love with you can I realize the taste of missing, the pain of separation and jealousy, and endless possessiveness. Why does your every move make my heart surge? Why am I always afraid that time will fly and I can't be with you all my life?

2 1, weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you!

22. I am destined to fall in love with you. I will sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest all my life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.

23. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!

24. If there is a next life, remember not to be too far away from me, because I'm afraid I won't have a chance to meet you. If you haven't found me in the next life, remember not to become attached to others too early, and believe that we will meet. If we meet in the next life, remember to let you fall in love with me first, so that you can tolerate all my willfulness. If you fall in love with me first in the next life, remember to care more about me and support me. Love me as much as I love you all my life.

After waiting for your information for a year, a broken heart can't be repaired in time, and my feelings for you have not drifted away with the wind, but my firm belief is waiting for your blooming season and a happy encounter with you.

26, send you a text message, such as reply within one minute, indicating that we are the love of life; Reply within two minutes, indicating two of the same kind; Reply within three minutes, indicating that Sansheng is lucky; If you don't reply all night, you have a crush on me!

27. Your jokes are the antidote to my troubles; Your unreasonable troubles only make love more carefree; I know your goodness, I know your beauty, I need to express my love more, I hope you smile every day!

Before I was 28, people asked me, where is my home? As soon as I open my mouth, I will answer, where are my parents? After I was 20 years old, people asked me, where is my home? I began to answer, where is my dear husband?

29. A bird sings only once in its life. It sings the song of life on the thorns. A person loves only once in his life and can give up everything to die.

30. If missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill; If missing is a feeling, then I have the depth of the ocean; If love is because of hate, then I already hate it; If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

3 1. Ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't want you to marry me!

32. Roses bloom in September. I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. I have nothing for you but one sentence: I love you!

33. I look at you silently, just like an anemic star. I can't see your footprints when you come; The mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; How I want to: exchange my life for your beauty.

Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

35. I am a boat, full of love for you. After the storm, I swam across the dangerous beach and rowed desperately to you. You will always be my anchorage, and you will always be my shelter.

36. I confiscated time and stopped the moment when we fell in love. I gathered time to witness the moment when we fell in love. I dumped the sea and couldn't put out the flame of our love. Honey, marry me, and love will witness this moment.

Don't leave me alone. Don't give me loneliness. Excessive loneliness and loneliness will make me feel sad and sad endlessly.

38. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life. ...

39. The blue sky is covered with white clouds, and I'm silly to run under the white clouds, chasing you with my love bag on my back until I'm old and out of my body. Seeing you a hundred times, I dreamed that you forgot your fatigue and missed you so much that I couldn't sleep. Don't say you don't care. Take my red roses. It's wrong for you not to love me!

When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you. ...

4 1, you are a little handsome, you are so cute, you are the worst to me, so I can only love you.

42. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.

43. Let bygones be bygones, OK? Let's forget what is not worth remembering, let's keep what is worth remembering in our hearts forever, the secret of two people forever!

44. You are my … bride in this life …

45. The figure of our love floats in the blue sky, the autumn wind slowly blows the happiness of our love, and the clear green water ripples our love. Everything is because of you, and our love is so beautiful. It's perfect.

Ice and snow can't cool my love for you, typhoon can't blow away my thoughts of you, noise can't drown out my feelings for you, and darkness can't hide my deep affection for you.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

48. If falling in love with you is fate, then I choose to seize it. If falling in love with you is a program, then I choose to execute it happily. If being with you is happiness, then I choose to be happy forever. What about you, dear?

49. I am angry with you and tease you just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

I know you like me, so I'm not afraid of anything!

5 1, I have worked hard for this moment a thousand times just to tell you ... I like you.

52. If living is the greatest life that God gives me, then living with you is the greatest gift that God gives me …

53. Only you know my mood, and only you can bring it to me.

54. Dear: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

55. The blue sky is full of white clouds. Under the white clouds, I ran foolishly, carrying my love bag and chasing you until I was old and my soul was out of my body. Seeing that you are full of energy, dreaming that you forget fatigue, thinking that you can't sleep, don't say that you don't care, accept my red rose, it's wrong that you don't love me!

56. No one in this world is more nervous than you! So obsessed with me. So, I decided to marry you in my life!

57, I love Venus, pure and noble, I love the seven fairies, beautiful and persistent. My love for you is so close.

58. If one day you walk too tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be around you, no matter how far it is, no matter how many years it takes, turn this blessing into a blue star, flashing in the morning, flashing in the sunset and flashing in your 1. I want to give you my breath and heartbeat. I wonder if you will?

59, love, turned out to be wine, drunk as soon as you drink it; Miss, it turned out to be the sea, which easily drowned me; You, originally a flower, have already quietly opened in my heart.

60, you little goblin, let me be poisoned by your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

6 1, move to a new house, have good luck, live in a golden nest, have good luck, have a good mood, be safe, laugh often, have a good life, have less troubles, be healthy, be happy, be friendly and unforgettable, and wish you happiness.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die at once. I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid that if I really die, who will love you like me!

63. You are wind, I am sand, you are cow dung, I am fork, you are tongue, I am tooth, you are fish and I am shrimp. When you are tired, I want to be a sofa; When you are hungry, I want to make tofu. Baby, I love you without exaggeration!

64. I can miss the rising sun and the afterglow of the sunset. Only you and I won't miss it. You are the choice I have no regrets in my life!

65. If you have smelled the flowers, don't ask whose flowers are red. Love deeper and understand better, and understand better when you are drunk. Flowers bloom and fall, and fate will not stop. Like the spring breeze, women are like flowers and dreams.

66. I really want to snuggle in your arms and feel your warmth; I really want to have your generous shoulders and feel your care; I really want to have your gentle words and feel your gentleness; I really want to have your gentle kiss and feel your honey; I really want to have your deepest hug and feel your love for me!

Sometimes, love does not need too many words, just want to look at you silently and care about every second with you.

68. The only thing I didn't do well was to say "I love you".

69. One second can remind me of you, one minute can remind me of you and the whole day can remind me of you. Enough for me to protect you for a lifetime. Even a short message can tell you that I really miss you!

70, your vines, my saplings, lingering around; You fly sand, I walk stone, the sky flutters; Your remote control and my TV set are wonderful again and again, dear, if we help each other, our life will be better.

7 1, people, every day is a holiday. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life!

72. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance.

73. I want you to be my child's mother, and my child wants you by name.

74. You once told me with a smile that when you love someone to the bone, it is the ultimate love. I laughed, too. In fact, my love for you has spread to every cell in my body, which is the critical point for me to love. Do you feel it?

75. Without you, it seems like a year, and I celebrate with you every year. Without you, I eat instant noodles and eggs, but with you, my three meals are different. Honey, come back and end my miserable life.

76. Now when I wake up every day, all I see on my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ...

77. When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

78. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

79. You are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and hard to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch up with you and stay with you?

80. I really want to hold your hand and walk on the road of happiness together; I really want to hug your waist and be happy and carefree from now on; I really want to kiss your face, we will be together forever!