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Who has a fish with a hat?

The first time I met you, the scenery on both sides of the strait changed and the spring scenery was intoxicating. I stood by the reins, and the maids greeted me from left to right, smiling and telling me, little sister. It is said in the streets that no woman in the world can marry into the royal family like you. After hearing that I was dressed in red, my childishness could not hide the shyness of Jasper boy. I'm going to get married in three days. I'm going to marry the former emperor. Purple clothes are amazing. When I met Emperor Liu Xuan, he was just a little general who planned a rebellion. He persuaded my father on the grounds that the emperor was dizzy and the people talked about his life and death, so the father of the magistrate generously gave him the border land under his jurisdiction as the rebel base camp and gave him all the tax money under his jurisdiction as a salary. At that time, I was a young girl, as astringent as a green fruit on a loquat tree. I only remember the day he came, I was stealing my brother's "lightning", which was a fierce horse, tamed in the desert, full of wildness and galloping like a fly. I was afraid when I got on the boat, as if I were bumping and teetering on the waves. The footman beside him exclaimed and turned white. However, after riding the light dust, I snuggled up in the arms of a man whose purple clothes were as thick as dreams. I looked back at him, and the golden sunshine came from behind him, and the bright light in his eyes came at me again. His cold and determined face, like a thousand-year-old cold jade, is inhuman and beautiful. Just now, he flew onto the horse, grabbed the reins, hooked my half-drooping hand, and broke my ignorance. My daughter's mind was inextricably linked and she began to wrap vines around the tree. Dad patted his beard and clapped his hands in the cloister. He left without saying a word, followed my father, looked serious, and finally entered a room with closed doors and windows at the end of the cloister. I stood outside the door, thinking of his purple clothes, and I smiled quietly. Someone patted me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw a blue boy hiding stars. It is a clear and vast loneliness. "Master and local officials are discussing a secret thing. Hengxiaomei left first. " I held his hand and it was really cold, but I ignored it. I blurted out rashly. Can you do me a favor and tell him that I will marry him when I get married? He froze, and his mouth slowly burst into a smile. What a ridiculous and bold girl. His eyes can talk, just say this sentence. I remembered my playmate Sister Zhang often read "Still hiding half her face in front of us behind her guitar" to describe the girl's shyness. I also want my brothers to be infatuated with her, but I have been playing with my brothers since I was a child, riding a fierce horse and drinking spirits. When I met his surprised eyes, I confidently said that I liked him and I wanted to marry him. If I don't tell you, maybe he married a girl made of water like Zhang Xiaoyu without waiting for me. He answered very well. What's your name? When I marry him, I will treat you to a wedding reception. His name is Liu Xuan. I'm Yin Sheng. I gave the Yu Pei I wore when I was born to Yin Sheng as a thank-you gift.

Yuanyang and Xianxian ran through my lovesickness years step by step, until I sat on the couch in phoenix clothes and gown, waiting for my wedding day, and still discussing the soldier emperor and husband. I only met Liu Xuan once. Later, my father made an agreement with Liu Xuan to send me to a family in the south of the Yangtze River, saying that he was afraid of the failure of the mutiny and was tired of me. I live in the south of the Yangtze River, and I miss Liu Xuan every day, wondering whether it is just the beautiful scenery of the south of the Yangtze River, and I will meet you when the flowers fall. See you again, but it's the wedding date. He overthrew the government and established himself as the new emperor. My father was a founding hero, and my brothers fought for him, killing and injuring three people. On the day he ascended the throne, he proposed to my father that I should be the first lady of the harem. It's late at night and there are many new things. When Liu Xuan came back tired, I recognized his footsteps, so I lifted my veil and ran towards him like a gorgeous meteor. Jumping into his arms, I looked up and stared at his face. In recent years, the clearer the outline, the more perseverance he has. He is as purple as he remembers, and the scenery is rare. Xi Niang cried, alas. That's impolite. I lifted the veil myself. I didn't tie any children's knots or drink any toast. But I hugged him and smiled happily. I'm as shy as a cardamom, and I speak my mind out loud, Liu Xuan. I like you so much. Then I closed my eyes and blushed. In the shadow of candlelight, I kissed the stunned new emperor. Liu Xuan waved and said simply: The new country has just been established, everything is under consideration, and the law of etiquette has not yet been decided. These old etiquette rules are out of date. "long live! I let out a whoop of joy, lowered my face and dawdled on his chest. Later, I heard him describe me to my dad as a soft and bright red fox, sneaking into his arms and refusing to leave. Later, when the candlelight went out, the cool wind passed and the shirt fell. I endured the pain and asked him, Liu Xuan. Do you like me? Knowing that he is a Millennium ice, when we meet, meet again, and get married, his expression is alienated, but he can't see joy. After all, I am a daughter's home, and I love two romantic earplugs. He didn't answer. I asked, did you buy Yin Sheng a drink? He paused, snorted softly, and then kissed me, forbidding me to speak again like indignation. I secretly laughed and lost myself in the sweetness of my wedding. My maid told me, little sister, jealousy is the best proof that a man loves you. Uncle's face is as cold as jade ice, and our ears can't enjoy it. We have to smell acetic acid with our noses. So at this time I mentioned Yin Sheng, the skinny man who smiled at my boldness. Your heart is like a sparkling lake, the new lotus is swaying, and my heart is wandering. January passed, and the folk story changed from the scenery when I got married to the joke of living alone. Liu Xuan only appeared once on the wedding night, and then he was busy with government affairs, either in the military room or in the minister's room. Today, the maid-in-waiting came in a hurry and said, Empress, it's amazing. According to Li Gonggong, Lingluo came with their princess this time because she wanted to kiss her.

Do I have to put up with it? My sister, who married another woman three years ago, warned me before I got married that there are seven women, and one of them should not be jealous. You should learn to share your husband with other Yingying Yanyan. I jumped up at that time, waving my fist, saying that I would teach my eldest brother to go to Hongcuilou for my eldest sister-in-law, and scare away my second brother's concubines for my second sister-in-law. Behind it is Rouliu Group. I stand upright. Was rejected. I love someone alone, and I hope that person loves me alone. I'm not jealous. I only know that new people laugh, but I have never heard old people cry. I am sad. Isn't there a relationship between them, like the legend I heard when I was a child, that Liang Zhu became a butterfly and lived and died together? When I rushed into the palace, Liu Xuan was helping the princess to kiss her. As flexible as a willow, even if I am blinded by it, it is no wonder that Liu Xuan's mouth is full of smiles and cold jade turns into flames. He didn't scold me for being unreasonable, but gave me a light sentence, Yin Sheng. Send the queen back to the palace. By the way, tell her how to write the instruments of the mother instrument world. Flowers all the way, noisy, Yin Sheng and I walked silently. He is as lonely as I remember, as if nothing in the world can make him happy. Did you drink my wedding banquet? I promised you that when I married Liu Xuan, I would treat you to the best wine. While speaking, I didn't look away, reflecting the blooming flowers, but tears still couldn't help falling. I don't know how to write the instruments in the world of mother instruments. I only know that I love someone desperately, and I don't look back, give up or stay. And the pro-princess was named the imperial concubine. The border areas between the two countries have been settled and the needed goods have been exchanged. But I know she doesn't deserve my attention, because Liu Xuan only went to the wedding day, and since then she has been regarded as the decoration of the palace, and thousands of demons are waiting for autumn. And the surrounding small countries have followed Lingluo's example, sending beautiful women to pay tribute. Liu Xuan took them away one by one, but they all stayed for only one day. He is always busy, standing at the height of the palace, looking at his world, satisfied. Every time Liu Xuan gets married, Yin Sheng will be ordered to send treasures. So Liu Xuan thinks that golden gold and bright pearls can fill the wounds in his heart? Yin sheng, I don't want these. I want a horse. I want the strongest horse. The next day, Yin Sheng took a bordeaux horse and waited quietly outside my palace. This fierce horse is in danger, and he was ordered to protect it. Scenery flies, just like love never stops. I kept up a few times, and Yin Sheng jumped on his horse, wrapped around my waist and leaned far away to avoid suspicion. Yin Sheng, dressed in purple, saved me that day. Yin Sheng, was he happy when you told him I wanted to marry him? Difficult? Yin Shengjin Feng and Yu Lu have only met once, which can't compare with my Qian Qian. Princess Lingluo is pregnant. He froze, and the horse neighed and suddenly stopped to stand. My body fell like a fallen leaf, and he tried to save me. I pushed him away with a smile and fell to the ground like humble dust, only dyed red with blood. Yin Sheng, do you think that if I get hurt once, he will give up his state affairs and come to see me once? After all, Liu Xuan didn't come to see me. He stayed up all night in the palace where he kissed the princess, and the princess gave birth to a child.

Dad said that he had written three chapters with Liu Xuan. First, I will resume my post at any time. Second, Liu Xuan can only come to my bedroom before I have a happy son; Third, dad should thoroughly investigate the problem of giving birth to a pro-princess and sweep away the rumors in the palace. My father was a founding father, and my brother fought for Liu Xuan on the battlefield, killing and injuring three people, and two others were in power. There is a sect against my father in the palace. It is said that at the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, people were most afraid of making contributions, making contributions to Gao Zhen and raising tigers as a menace. Most of this country is actually in my father's hands. No wonder he dares to give orders in Liu Xuan. I jumped down from the plum tree and walked to Yin Sheng. My eyes are full of disappointment. I think Liu Xuan married me that day and left me here today because my father had the right. He must endure, he must yield, and he must please my father. Yin must have seen my hesitation. He suddenly knelt down and took out a piece of Yu Pei. It was transparent and bright. This was given to me as a child to thank him. Yin Sheng has been carrying it since the queen gave it to him. If the empress believes Yin Sheng, you'd better go home. Fire and water are dual. I returned to my post less than half a month after I became a cripple. I wandered between the government and the opposition, saying it couldn't be a joke. My father stood in the middle of the court and was pointed at by thousands of people. However, Liu Xuan came every night and envied the rest of the concubines. I heard that they used all kinds of magical weapons and even secretly asked the chief for art, but they failed to make Liu Xuan visit the boudoir. Every night, he is silent, but I can still vaguely feel his tenderness. He won't refuse me to sleep on his arm. He will kiss me dry when I am in tears, and he will kiss me affectionately when I meet a wound when I was training a horse. Although he always leaves early the next day. It's hard for me to ask Yin Sheng, if a person is sometimes good to you and sometimes bad to you, just like two people, do you think his heart is gentle or indifferent? Yin Sheng also at a loss. He lowered his head and his face was slightly red against the sunset glow in the sky. I don't know that I am too busy to get married, and I don't know anything about men and women. But I have always admired the empress, and I like that a person will be spontaneous, never looking forward and looking back, and moving forward. In this world, you are unique. I just remembered that although Yin Sheng and Liu Xuan were three thousand beauties in the same year, Yin Sheng drowned three thousand without drinking a gourd ladle. Liu Xuan came again tonight, and I asked the maid-in-waiting to invite him. He sat with a serious and uneasy face. When I finally appeared, he quickly pulled me up to salute. Is it true what you said? I turned my head shyly. I was treated too much by the doctor, so there should be no mistake. Liu Xuan, do you think it's an emperor or a princess? He held my hand so tightly that I was sweating. I looked at him with a clever smile and saw him sweating profusely. I was thinking, you see, you are more nervous than me. He said nothing, hugged me with great strength, let go and left in a hurry, saying that the ministers were still waiting for him. Yin also kept it. He looked at my smiling face and whispered congratulations to me. After talking, I didn't leave either. I looked up at me. Vast loneliness, like tenderness, makes me at a loss. Yin Sheng, what are you staring at? Let's go Liu Xuan is on the phone anxiously outside.

There is no solution to love because I am happy, and my father stepped up his investigation, fearing that the real murderer who had not been found out would hurt me again. But it seems that no one is involved in this matter at all, and the princess didn't eat anything sent by anyone. She just ate three meals a day as usual, and suddenly she bled. Dad can only tell me to be careful. He said shyly that his agreement with Liu Xuan was only until I was satisfied. After I was happy, Liu Xuan stopped visiting on the pretext of being busy with state affairs. If I don't save the child, I will go to the cold palace again, and he can't help it. But I think Liu Xuan is still thinking about me. My father-in-law sent a gift from Liu Xuan. He said that Yin Sheng was busy and would send it from now on. This time, instead of giving me boxes of gifts to choose from, he gave me a jasper hairpin alone. My father-in-law said that Liu Xuan took a fancy to this hairpin from tributes from various countries and associated it with the beauty when I wore it. I am glad that he has me in his heart. I can't wait to put it on, and I can't help looking at the bronze mirror. After wearing it, I trotted all the way in my skirt, thinking how surprised Liu Xuan was when he saw me wearing the beaded hairpin he gave me. When I open the door, there is only one door between smile and sadness. That woman is so beautiful, I thought the most beautiful princess in the harem was not as touching as her little finger. She is dressed in purple, wearing purple elegant blurred soul, but purple is the color of the empire, and Liu Xuan allows her to wear it, which shows that she is extremely spoiled. She was lounging in the dragon chair in Liu Xuan, her bare ankles as bright as moonlight. Yin Sheng stood beside her. Liu Xuan is not here. Why hasn't Xuan come yet? Her pouting and coquetry style is better than the flowers in the imperial garden. Yin Sheng is cold and sweaty. Xuan? I have admired Liu Xuan for several years, longer and bolder than this woman, but not as arrogant as this woman. Is to spoil her to heaven, let her dare to sit in his dragon chair and show her amorous feelings, and let her dare to call "Xuan" lazily in front of the queen of the main palace. No wonder Liu Xuan doesn't want to go to several concubines' bedrooms every night. He has hidden nephrite and golden incense. But why not canonize her, but be so secretive? I hide my pain and smile. If my sister falls in love with the emperor, then I will try my best to give her a name. I walked out of the door, leaning against the red paint column, and suddenly I couldn't stand, as if my soul had been torn apart by a thunderstorm. Then Yin Sheng hugged me and explained that she was the concubine of a bad king in the previous dynasty, and the emperor dared not give her a birthright no matter how happy he was. And you, why bother to support it? I clutched Yin Sheng's arm tightly, and blood was squeezed out of my fingertips. I regret it, Yin Sheng. If I hadn't got on that fierce horse, met Liu Xuan, and asked you to give me a message to marry him, now I am lonely, at least I am intact and not broken. When I passed out, I seemed to be listening to my voice when I was young. When I finish, I will marry him. Time has changed, the body is old, and the heart is old. I heard that Liu Xuan came to see me, and the doctor said that I was weak in qi and blood. If I am not careful in the future, I am afraid ... I heard this in the dim light, but my eyes were wide open and the night was very cold. I just feel that someone is hugging me, which is a familiar hug. Liu Xuan hugged me for many nights, igniting my desperate hope. It's like I'm in a sweet dream, holding him and crying.

The next day, I woke up pale. On the windowsill, there is a lotus hairpin carved by someone. It happens to be my name, Cheng Lianlian. There is also a note: only as a symbol of our love. This is Liu Xuan's handwriting. what does he want to do? Give another candy if you hurt someone? Now that I've broken his affair, he doesn't have to be hypocritical to me anymore. I still wear it. Loving someone is a kind of magic, and there is no solution in life. Lord Mu Xueyin of Qian Shan asks for an audience. Seeing that Tsing Yi liked him, I returned to the carefree days of cardamom, dressed in simple clothes and with wooden hair, and smiled naively, unlike the Lord of a harem. Yin Sheng held my hand and listened to my pulse, but his serious look disappeared. I think I'm much better. He seems to have made up his mind and whispered, Empress. Don't blame the emperor. It is one of his strategies to hide women around and spoil them. Strategy? It turned out that the woman was the favorite of the faint princess of the previous dynasty, and all the secrets were told by the people at the bedside. This woman knows where the secret Long Mai gold and silver of the former regime are. Now Liu Xuan and her lip service, snubbing the harem, is to let her down, come clean. Actually, he likes you. You see, I saw him carve your hairpin with his own hands. He has decided that he will come to your palace the next night if he has a chance. Just don't disturb anyone, lest it reach the ears of the imperial concubine. Just as a symbol of our love. I whispered. Should I look forward to staring at Yin Sheng's sincere eyes again? He is like this deep palace, an endless maze, a nightmare that can't escape for a lifetime. Every night, he really comes. Often when I am half asleep and half awake, someone holds me and caresses my thin face, which seems to be very distressing. Obviously he is the head of a country, and I am a country, we should be affectionate, but we are close at hand. When I wake up, I often have a love poem, which is difficult to tell. You should have a saying, Wan Li's cloud, Qian Shan's snow, only to whom. All kinds. Be sycophantic incarnate Liu Xuan. Haven't seen you for a long time. Every night, when you come back on the moon, your face becomes unreal in your mind. Every day I can only look at your palace in the imperial garden, the nearest place to you. When can we depend on each other like a sparrow and come back with another sparrow? Winter is quiet, and the garden is cold and plum blossoms. I was talking to myself in front of a plum tree. I saw a plum tree, pointing to the lively branches, red as fire, melting the whole winter. If only it were used to decorate my deserted palace. Regardless of everyone's opposition, I climbed trees and picked plums happily. Standing on a high place, I saw Liu Xuan and his ministers in the imperial garden. He is more proud and beautiful than plum blossom, occupying all the wonders of winter.

Liu Xuan. I waved to Mei and called his name happily, trying to stand higher and expecting him to see me. Sure enough, he looked up and looked at me in astonishment. In the cold wind, Yin Sheng beside him looked very white and anxious. I am pregnant. After all, my body is not flexible. Suddenly my foot slipped and fell. I am in fear and regret it. My eyes widened. Liu Xuan. He didn't move. He just witnessed my fall. My heart died faster than I fell down. I heard a sound of yin, and Tsing Yi floated across the plum branches and caught me. At that moment, his eyes were full of tears, as if he were too scared to catch up. It doesn't matter if you are too kind to me, but I know my heart is missing another piece. I lay in a huge palace and kept asking myself why. I looked forward to the night with my eyes open. I heard clothes floating in the wind, and Liu Xuan came. He walked lightly with the cold outside, but when he hugged me, he was like a fire. I silently tasted his tears and sprinkled them on my cheeks. When he breathed evenly, I quietly got out of bed and lit a lamp. When the flame was lit, I tearfully asked, "Why did you dance on the sidelines today?" My voice trailed off, and finally, I couldn't hear it. Yin Sheng on the bed slept soundly. He is always lonely, always silent and always laughs less. But at this moment, his rosy corners of the mouth are hooked with a smile, as if with great happiness. When he opened his eyes, the vast loneliness drowned his floating soul. He put on Tsing Yi and said nothing. First time? How many times? All the time, I felt the fire engulfed me. Outside the palace, a large number of Liu Xuan guards armed with torches suddenly gathered. Liu Xuan's eyes were cold, and he gave the order. Queen Cheng Lianlian is the embodiment of flattery. Now she seduced my hero Yin Sheng and killed my eldest son. Now I stripped her of her position, went to prison and executed her the next day. His family, the Cheng family, all the functions and powers were copied from his family for trial. It is really obvious that I am in prison, and only one person came to see me on the eve of the execution. The emperor of the dynasty, or the imperial concubine. Liu Xuan. He put down his long hair in front of me and smiled so beautifully, which was the woman who was so angry in the dragon chair that day. I won't give it to you Yin Sheng. After Master died, she went down the mountain with him. She has seen many followers, better than Yin Shengsheng who has been living in simple living on the Tianshan Mountains. She knew that she could only fight her way out on her own, so she disguised herself as a man, persuaded my father to help, and then succeeded in usurping the throne. However, my father is arrogant because of his achievements. She has to put up with it. In order to appease my father, she helped me become a queen and brought many concubines to separate my harem forces. Every wedding night, in order to hide her identity, she has to let Yin Sheng take her place. The light went out, she flew out and he flew in. She always thought that Yin Sheng understood her laughter and tears, and even if he was elsewhere, he would still love her, just as she loved him with tears in her eyes. Everyone, she only endured one night. But I had a happy evening with the princess, and she hated it. She can't tolerate anyone's children having a good voice. She gave the princess a bead hairpin, which is poisonous, will penetrate into the skin and easily destroy her body. She let the people in the palace spread rumors and put the blame on me. She hates me even more, because, just me, she has to endure for a few days and nights. My father made an agreement with her that she must let Yin Sheng accompany me every night until I am happy. She quickly evacuated Yin Sheng from my side, and brought me poison hairpin, which made me happy. However, when I showed her the pearl hairpin happily, I bumped into her wearing a charming daughter dress. She hoped that Yin Sheng would treat her as a concubine on her wedding night, but he turned her down and saw me wearing a poisonous hairpin. So Yin Sheng came in the evening. For the first time, it was not because of her orders, but because she gave me a wooden hairpin and replaced my poisonous hairpin with the one he carved and smoked with Chinese medicine. He concealed the identity of Liu Xuan's daughter and sneaked out every night, pretending that Liu Xuan and I were close. On the plum tree that day, Liu Xuan saw my hairpin and saw Yin Sheng worried about me. She knew that Yin Sheng's pure heart was no longer in her hands. That night, she was in Shangshu's room, and Yin Sheng made an excuse to leave. Her heart died and she silently agreed. After he left in a hurry, she called the guards and rushed to my palace. These days, she has endured humiliation and constantly secretly dismantled the power of my family. She has been waiting for a good opportunity. Where is Yin Sheng? I looked at her crazy smile and only asked Yin Sheng. I finally understand where his loneliness comes from. He becomes the shadow of Liu Xuan every night. He can't have his own consciousness, love and choice. Liu Xuan looked at me silently, so sad that he refused to shed tears. She said slowly that he knelt in front of the palace for three days and nights and was willing to share the punishment with you. I asked him if he would like to change his life. He agreed in a panic, shouted thanks to the Lord for his kindness, and then drew his sword and committed suicide. He promised too quickly for me to save him. Liu Xuan untied my instruments of torture and took me out with cold hands. Only you and Yin Sheng's flesh and blood. So, I won't kill you until you give birth to his child. Be a shadow, full of spring. I gave birth to a son in the cold palace. I was taken away by people in Liu Xuan, and I haven't seen him. All she left me was a glass of wine and a kind letter, gently sending me to die. Wine is poisonous wine. The letter is Yin Sheng's letter. Do you remember? At that time, when you were in your prime, you came up to me and said bluntly, can you do me a favor and tell him that I will marry him when I get married? I have never seen such a woman, bold, simple and persistent, like a fire, which burned all my loneliness in Tianshan for several years. Yu Pei you gave me, I have kept it completely, because I know that this is the only person who can keep you as a shadow. Liu Xuan restored her daughter's delicate voice, just like broken music. She kindly told me the truth that she was a daughter, but the blood feud of the family forced her to seize the world. In those days, the confused monarch defiled his father's rebellion and asked about property and politics. Only she escaped as an orphan. Now that he has polluted her house and made a rebellion, she simply wants to really make a rebellion. She worshipped a master and met her only younger brother Yin Sheng. They two lonely children live together in Tianshan Mountain, which is covered with snow all year round. Guided by Master's cruel teaching, they can only rely on each other, support each other and endure.