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I think it's a sick sentence, but it's from the textbook. ]
do you have a fountain pen？ -Yes.
-Where's the newspaper? -There are.
-Where's the eraser? -Yes.
-Got any paper? Don't!
Note: paper is obviously an uncountable noun, so it is interpreted as "paper". If it ends with "documents and papers", it is a countable noun.
Joke: Even if you make a mistake or use an eraser, or vice versa (paper has two sides), it is ok. This person still wants paper. There is only one possibility: he wiped or wrote that paper, or he simply wrote it backwards (some papers can't be pasted backwards)!
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