Four interesting classic novel jokes.

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I will sort out four great classical novel jokes for you, hoping to bring you a little joy.

Four interesting classic novel jokes.

1, the red chamber: most of them are women; Water Margin: Most of them are men; Westward Journey: Most of them are not people; Three Kingdoms: Most of them are people.

2. The Red Mansion: Shantou has a thick skin; Water Margin: The imperial court is cheeky; Three kingdoms: the military adviser is thick-skinned; Westward Journey: Immortals are thick-skinned.

3. Westward Journey: Monkey saves me; The Red Chamber: Sister saves me; Water Margin: Uncle saves me; Three Kingdoms: The military adviser saved me.

4. Journey to the West: It is difficult to become a Buddha because of poor birth; The red chamber: it is difficult to get married because of poor birth; Water Margin: It's difficult to be an official because of poor birth. Three Kingdoms: It is difficult to start a business if you come from a poor family.

5, westward journey: wine should be stolen; Red chamber: wine should be accompanied by beautiful women; Water Margin: Drink wine in a big bowl; Three Kingdoms: The wine needs to be cooked and drunk.

6, love, like the Three Kingdoms, will be divided for a long time, but also meet for a long time; Love, like the journey to the west and the eighty-one difficulty, only achieved true love; Love is more like a red chamber. There is always a group of people who are afraid of it and spend their whole lives studying it. Love, most like the Water Margin, will eventually be embraced by life no matter how vigorous it is.

6. A dream of red mansions is about family order; Romance of the Three Kingdoms is about temples; The Water Margin is about rivers and lakes. Journey to the West is about the other side of China people's imagination, heaven or hell.

7. A Dream of Red Mansions: Jia Baoyu turned out to be a monk and later returned to Jia's family. He married Baochai, became entangled with Daiyu, and played with his family.

Finally, Daiyu and Baochai were forced away, and the childless children turned into stones, even the goddess of mending the sky was not needed?

8. Journey to the West: The Tathagata sent four Tang Priests and apprentices to preach in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and then met various monsters on the road and found that they all had backgrounds.

Bajie and Friar Sand thought it was too dark. One hid in Gaolaozhuang, and the other got into Liusha River. Only Wukong escorted Master eastward to preach.

Then heaven really disliked Wukong and reached an agreement with the Tathagata. We can guarantee Tang Sanzang's safe arrival in Chang 'an, but you have to deal with the Monkey King, an eyesore.

Then Wukong was crushed under Wuzhishan, and Sanzang died after preaching in Chang 'an. . .

Five hundred years later, Wukong jumped out from the foot of Wuzhishan without saying a word, and turned himself upside down, finally turning himself into a stone in the East China Sea.

9. Water Margin: A gust of evil wind blew, and a large wave of zombies gathered in rivers, cliffs and ancient tombs, forming a powerful royal rebel force.

Unexpectedly, the thief got bigger and bigger. Finally, these zombies simply turned against the imperial court and took Liangshan as a thief, accounting for 108.

Arrange your seats, divide the gold and silver according to the big scale, and dissolve the group immediately after the division.

10, Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Sima Yan dominated the world, spreading to Si Mazhao, and Sima's position declined again and again.

Heroes Liu Chan, Sun Hao and Cao Huan divided the world into three parts, but their descendants lived in an empty land. Soochow spread to Sun Ce and became an antique dealer. Shu Han spread to Liu Bei and was reduced to selling sandals. The most outrageous thing is that Cao Cao sent his grandson Cao Teng to be a eunuch!

After the rebellion in Guo Si and Li Jue, Dong Zhuo was a disaster. Emperor Xiandi, the founder of Ming Dynasty, won the war and finally unified and established a powerful Eastern Han Dynasty!

Emperor Hui of the Western Jin Dynasty had a low IQ and was incompetent. The country was divided into three parts, and three princes carved up the state of Jin.

Liu Bei occupied Shu, and his military adviser died when he crusaded against Jingzhou. When Zhuge Liang occupied Jingxiang and Cao Suncao, he retreated to Nanyang and fled from east to west. He fled to Xuzhou, Yuzhou, right to Peiping and other places, and was displaced all his life. In the end, there were only two generals, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. They became heterosexual brothers in the peach blossom season.

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